dr joshua phillips
@woolfianjosh.bsky.social
Woolf Doctor | Turns squiggles into angle brackets | modernism, digital humanities, bad puns | he/him | would prefer not to
Szouble Entendre send tweet
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Szouble Entendre send tweet
Tax on u-turns coming down the pipes, it’ll raise billions
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Tax on u-turns coming down the pipes, it’ll raise billions
The real reason the government isn’t on Bluesky is because they’re afraid of the ratio
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The real reason the government isn’t on Bluesky is because they’re afraid of the ratio
Hey Grok, summarise this summary for me
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Hey Grok, summarise this summary for me
*dunks fresh sourdough in olive oil* that’s ai
*listens to a gently babbling brook* also ai
*pets the head of a sleepy kitten* definitely ai
*listens to a gently babbling brook* also ai
*pets the head of a sleepy kitten* definitely ai
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
*dunks fresh sourdough in olive oil* that’s ai
*listens to a gently babbling brook* also ai
*pets the head of a sleepy kitten* definitely ai
*listens to a gently babbling brook* also ai
*pets the head of a sleepy kitten* definitely ai
When is bins, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
When is bins, Charlie Brown?
Given the general mood music around UKHE, I’m not sure this caveat would change much.
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Given the general mood music around UKHE, I’m not sure this caveat would change much.
Labour’s comms strategy seems to be driven by an underlying assumption that everyone they talk to is really thick.
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Labour’s comms strategy seems to be driven by an underlying assumption that everyone they talk to is really thick.
BRB, rebranding myself as a Woolf-based startup.
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
BRB, rebranding myself as a Woolf-based startup.
Nobody hates Oxford like the Oxford Facebook contingent.
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Nobody hates Oxford like the Oxford Facebook contingent.
Yet you chose to live in a world with Lubchansky I am very smart
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Yet you chose to live in a world with Lubchansky I am very smart
I don’t doubt that’s part of the calculus.
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I don’t doubt that’s part of the calculus.
No, that’s Category 1 Heresy. Do that and the Adeptus Streetingicus will glass the entire planet for the glory of the God-Emperor Starmer on his plywood throne.
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 AM
No, that’s Category 1 Heresy. Do that and the Adeptus Streetingicus will glass the entire planet for the glory of the God-Emperor Starmer on his plywood throne.
In the grim darkness of the far future there is only dogshit policy
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 AM
In the grim darkness of the far future there is only dogshit policy
Government’s also going to drown Games Workshop with a tax on grimdark plastic minifigs, just to completely eliminate all Britain’s export industries
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Government’s also going to drown Games Workshop with a tax on grimdark plastic minifigs, just to completely eliminate all Britain’s export industries
Achilles: I fight the river
DM: wait, what?
Achilles: I. Fight. The. River.
DM: ugh, fine
[Achilles rolls a nat 20]
DM: wait, what?
Achilles: I. Fight. The. River.
DM: ugh, fine
[Achilles rolls a nat 20]
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Achilles: I fight the river
DM: wait, what?
Achilles: I. Fight. The. River.
DM: ugh, fine
[Achilles rolls a nat 20]
DM: wait, what?
Achilles: I. Fight. The. River.
DM: ugh, fine
[Achilles rolls a nat 20]