elliott / janvier olszon
@woodsofjanvier.bsky.social
(they/he) indie author, nonbinary adult, appreciator of ghosts and vampires and cryptids and metal.
www.janvierolszon.com
www.janvierolszon.com
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Janvier Olszon - Author
www.janvierolszon.com
I have a lot of new followers (thanks y'all!) so hi.
I'm Elliott. My pen name is Janvier Olszon. I use they or he pronouns.
I write wholesome-ish love stories with nonbinary and queer characters that usually involve metal 🤘🏻 and sometimes the supernatural. 👻🧛♂️
if interested:
www.janvierolszon.com
I'm Elliott. My pen name is Janvier Olszon. I use they or he pronouns.
I write wholesome-ish love stories with nonbinary and queer characters that usually involve metal 🤘🏻 and sometimes the supernatural. 👻🧛♂️
if interested:
www.janvierolszon.com
I've heard of people identifying as queer for political reasons and I have a genuine question:
can I identify as a furry, politically?
can I identify as a furry, politically?
January 26, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I've heard of people identifying as queer for political reasons and I have a genuine question:
can I identify as a furry, politically?
can I identify as a furry, politically?
unexpected benefit of switching from spotify to tidal for music and pocket casts for podcasts:
tidal is missing a lot of stuff I like, but also has a lot of stuff spotify didn't have.
pocket cases has no ads. absolutely none. the only ads you get are the sponsored ones. idk how they pull it off
tidal is missing a lot of stuff I like, but also has a lot of stuff spotify didn't have.
pocket cases has no ads. absolutely none. the only ads you get are the sponsored ones. idk how they pull it off
January 22, 2026 at 12:54 PM
unexpected benefit of switching from spotify to tidal for music and pocket casts for podcasts:
tidal is missing a lot of stuff I like, but also has a lot of stuff spotify didn't have.
pocket cases has no ads. absolutely none. the only ads you get are the sponsored ones. idk how they pull it off
tidal is missing a lot of stuff I like, but also has a lot of stuff spotify didn't have.
pocket cases has no ads. absolutely none. the only ads you get are the sponsored ones. idk how they pull it off
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please enjoy new tingler THE BIG LEBUTTSKI out now. you can get it here www.amazon.com/dp/B0GHXVP7V7 or on true buckaroo tier patreon www.patreon.com/posts/big-le...
January 21, 2026 at 3:36 PM
please enjoy new tingler THE BIG LEBUTTSKI out now. you can get it here www.amazon.com/dp/B0GHXVP7V7 or on true buckaroo tier patreon www.patreon.com/posts/big-le...
it always snows around my birthday. why are y'all surprised every year?
related: I turn 36 on Friday and I'm really confused about it. I can't even remember my current age half the time, tf
related: I turn 36 on Friday and I'm really confused about it. I can't even remember my current age half the time, tf
January 21, 2026 at 3:18 PM
it always snows around my birthday. why are y'all surprised every year?
related: I turn 36 on Friday and I'm really confused about it. I can't even remember my current age half the time, tf
related: I turn 36 on Friday and I'm really confused about it. I can't even remember my current age half the time, tf
tonight I'm sad. about the state of the country and the world, yes, but also - mostly - because I can't properly roll my r's in spanish. I can approximate it by kinda gargling but my tongue just ... doesn't do that. I get one (1) good trill and it refuses to extend itself.
rude honestly
rude honestly
January 21, 2026 at 2:39 AM
tonight I'm sad. about the state of the country and the world, yes, but also - mostly - because I can't properly roll my r's in spanish. I can approximate it by kinda gargling but my tongue just ... doesn't do that. I get one (1) good trill and it refuses to extend itself.
rude honestly
rude honestly
lesbians: ugh bisexual women and their boyfriends
lesbian dating app profiles: if you're bi or nonbinary swipe left
that's it. that's the whole Discourse™️
lesbian dating app profiles: if you're bi or nonbinary swipe left
that's it. that's the whole Discourse™️
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 AM
lesbians: ugh bisexual women and their boyfriends
lesbian dating app profiles: if you're bi or nonbinary swipe left
that's it. that's the whole Discourse™️
lesbian dating app profiles: if you're bi or nonbinary swipe left
that's it. that's the whole Discourse™️
hey tidal, the fact that I don't have any b*rzum on my playlists isn't actually because I've never heard of them, you don't have to recommend that to me 😌 thanks
December 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
hey tidal, the fact that I don't have any b*rzum on my playlists isn't actually because I've never heard of them, you don't have to recommend that to me 😌 thanks
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Hey, y'all! You've probably heard me mention on stream about this big commission I've been working on! The first piece is now live! This is for a Speed Racer fanfic by @kageyuuki.bsky.social and Kimi, which you can read here:
archiveofourown.org/works/297886...
#artsky #fanart
archiveofourown.org/works/297886...
#artsky #fanart
November 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Hey, y'all! You've probably heard me mention on stream about this big commission I've been working on! The first piece is now live! This is for a Speed Racer fanfic by @kageyuuki.bsky.social and Kimi, which you can read here:
archiveofourown.org/works/297886...
#artsky #fanart
archiveofourown.org/works/297886...
#artsky #fanart
how do you go from creating to fill a void to still creating in absence of a void? I'm having a really hard time with the transition
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
how do you go from creating to fill a void to still creating in absence of a void? I'm having a really hard time with the transition
happy Halloween y'all
October 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
happy Halloween y'all
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An Interview With Vanessa Funke | Schaden Collective
YouTube video by Schaden Collective
youtu.be
October 11, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I haven't been on here in a hot minute but hello gay people in my phone
October 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I haven't been on here in a hot minute but hello gay people in my phone
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guy who refers to race car drivers as racists and really wishes they could be a racist
October 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
guy who refers to race car drivers as racists and really wishes they could be a racist
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Was instinctively driven to draw a goddess ordering pizza and wings on doordash. It needed to exist
September 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Was instinctively driven to draw a goddess ordering pizza and wings on doordash. It needed to exist
I'll be riding this high all day. my kanji is "really good" 😅
September 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I'll be riding this high all day. my kanji is "really good" 😅
> can't set up stripe account because my big cartel shop looks "incomplete"
> setting up payment options is the last step toward completion
make it make sense
> setting up payment options is the last step toward completion
make it make sense
September 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
> can't set up stripe account because my big cartel shop looks "incomplete"
> setting up payment options is the last step toward completion
make it make sense
> setting up payment options is the last step toward completion
make it make sense
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GOOD NEWS! Researchers at the University of Florida have developed a UNIVERSAL vaccine that dramatically BOOSTS the immune system’s ability to fight tumors- even WITHOUT targeting a SPECIFIC cancer type. It has the potential to do away with chemotherapy, surgery AND radiation treatment.
August 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
GOOD NEWS! Researchers at the University of Florida have developed a UNIVERSAL vaccine that dramatically BOOSTS the immune system’s ability to fight tumors- even WITHOUT targeting a SPECIFIC cancer type. It has the potential to do away with chemotherapy, surgery AND radiation treatment.
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thinking about how for the first 18 years of your life you have to worry about whether or not a space is 18+ but then for the next 50, 60, 70 years of your life you never have to worry about that again.
you'll spend significantly more time in adult spaces than not
you'll spend significantly more time in adult spaces than not
August 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
thinking about how for the first 18 years of your life you have to worry about whether or not a space is 18+ but then for the next 50, 60, 70 years of your life you never have to worry about that again.
you'll spend significantly more time in adult spaces than not
you'll spend significantly more time in adult spaces than not
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every creator has the potential to be a problematic person in their regular lives. the responsibility doesn't fall on you to know that; of course, if wrongdoing is revealed, it's up to you to decide if you can keep supporting them in any way.
August 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
every creator has the potential to be a problematic person in their regular lives. the responsibility doesn't fall on you to know that; of course, if wrongdoing is revealed, it's up to you to decide if you can keep supporting them in any way.
why does every electrolyte brand end up making a grapefruit flavor one? 😅 bro chronically ill people drink your shit and a lot of us can't have grapefruit for one reason or another
(besides, it doesn't taste good. but that's just my onion)
(besides, it doesn't taste good. but that's just my onion)
August 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
why does every electrolyte brand end up making a grapefruit flavor one? 😅 bro chronically ill people drink your shit and a lot of us can't have grapefruit for one reason or another
(besides, it doesn't taste good. but that's just my onion)
(besides, it doesn't taste good. but that's just my onion)
just in case any drivers of loud ass cars are reading this:
when people stare at you when you drive past, it's not because they think you're cool. it's because you're fucking annoying. real "walking into a meeting late and slamming the door behind you" energy
when people stare at you when you drive past, it's not because they think you're cool. it's because you're fucking annoying. real "walking into a meeting late and slamming the door behind you" energy
August 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
just in case any drivers of loud ass cars are reading this:
when people stare at you when you drive past, it's not because they think you're cool. it's because you're fucking annoying. real "walking into a meeting late and slamming the door behind you" energy
when people stare at you when you drive past, it's not because they think you're cool. it's because you're fucking annoying. real "walking into a meeting late and slamming the door behind you" energy
what gif pops up when you type your name
August 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
what gif pops up when you type your name