Dingus Khan
@woodseanm.bsky.social
Fat-headed former journalist, over-married, empty-nester, pup daddy, P1, footy fan ⚽️ “COME ON BRENTFORD!” 🐝 🔵 in S. TX. 🚫 MAGA. That Austin live oak tree 🌳 had ONE JOB!!! I am allied as fuck! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦. Never pity an asshole.
For the man who has everything.
July 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
For the man who has everything.
Yeah, except it’s this pooch.
July 22, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Yeah, except it’s this pooch.
When our sweetest baby was still getting over her traumatic life on the street, she jumped on our bed and peed on our pillows. It’s like she wanted to see how far she could push us.
July 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
When our sweetest baby was still getting over her traumatic life on the street, she jumped on our bed and peed on our pillows. It’s like she wanted to see how far she could push us.
Gov. Grabbott and Lt. Guv. Dan Peniswrinkle are holding a press conference about deadly floods in the Hill Country. Good freaking luck getting #FEMA funds! #floods #Texas #Dumfukistan.
July 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Gov. Grabbott and Lt. Guv. Dan Peniswrinkle are holding a press conference about deadly floods in the Hill Country. Good freaking luck getting #FEMA funds! #floods #Texas #Dumfukistan.
This is the premise for a comic book I’m reading. Life imitates art.
July 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
This is the premise for a comic book I’m reading. Life imitates art.
#DrinkingTip for you who do. Avoid sipping your bourbon after sampling the lemonade and amoretto you just made for your wife. #yow #tastebudwhiplash
June 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
#DrinkingTip for you who do. Avoid sipping your bourbon after sampling the lemonade and amoretto you just made for your wife. #yow #tastebudwhiplash
I remember celebrating that.
June 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I remember celebrating that.
Here’ a beautiful overhead shot of the #NoKings rally before the parade through downtown San Antonio! #PuroSanAntonio
June 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Here’ a beautiful overhead shot of the #NoKings rally before the parade through downtown San Antonio! #PuroSanAntonio
@meidastouch.com we’re still 2 hrs from starting in San Antonio! Huge, loud crowd! #NoKings
June 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
@meidastouch.com we’re still 2 hrs from starting in San Antonio! Huge, loud crowd! #NoKings
@altnps.bsky.social its still 2 hrs. to kickoff in the Alamo City. #NoKings
June 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
@altnps.bsky.social its still 2 hrs. to kickoff in the Alamo City. #NoKings
HAPPY PRIDE to all the wonderful PEOPLE who are Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer or Questioning, Intersex, Asexual and positive. No negative Nellies here. Shine brighter! Burn 🔥 hotter! Let your Freak Flag POP if that’s your thing! You do you better than anyone! All my love,
An Ally
An Ally
June 1, 2025 at 12:15 PM
HAPPY PRIDE to all the wonderful PEOPLE who are Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer or Questioning, Intersex, Asexual and positive. No negative Nellies here. Shine brighter! Burn 🔥 hotter! Let your Freak Flag POP if that’s your thing! You do you better than anyone! All my love,
An Ally
An Ally
Sucks to be sexy. Not a problem for me.
May 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Sucks to be sexy. Not a problem for me.
May 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
These are the major freeways in Dallas-Fort Worth. Tell me the civil engineers who plotted the freeways didn’t have a sense of humor.
May 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
These are the major freeways in Dallas-Fort Worth. Tell me the civil engineers who plotted the freeways didn’t have a sense of humor.
This really sucks. One of my favorite friends has a great job with the NYT. I know they find this chickenshit headline writing embarrassing as FUCK!!!
May 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This really sucks. One of my favorite friends has a great job with the NYT. I know they find this chickenshit headline writing embarrassing as FUCK!!!
I forget I can post stuff here. It’s a day late, but for #MothersDay, here’s my mom. The original chingona. Rest in peace Alicia!
May 12, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I forget I can post stuff here. It’s a day late, but for #MothersDay, here’s my mom. The original chingona. Rest in peace Alicia!
The South Texas evenings aren’t oppressive yet. So, until then, I’ll enjoy my Woodford and Arturo Fuente.
May 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The South Texas evenings aren’t oppressive yet. So, until then, I’ll enjoy my Woodford and Arturo Fuente.
I would much rather have this asshole.
May 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I would much rather have this asshole.
That looks just like the one that bit Sean O’Brien on the face in the Lonesome Dove miniseries.
April 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
That looks just like the one that bit Sean O’Brien on the face in the Lonesome Dove miniseries.
Racists? In Texas? Much less Houston! Harris County had 5 lynchings at least! The most recent was Robert Powell in 1928. Here’s my shocked face.
April 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Racists? In Texas? Much less Houston! Harris County had 5 lynchings at least! The most recent was Robert Powell in 1928. Here’s my shocked face.