Dingus Khan
@woodseanm.bsky.social
Fat-headed former journalist, over-married, empty-nester, pup daddy, P1, footy fan ⚽️ “COME ON BRENTFORD!” 🐝 🔵 in S. TX. 🚫 MAGA. That Austin live oak tree 🌳 had ONE JOB!!! I am allied as fuck! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦. Never pity an asshole.
Not a drag queen, trans, member of the alphabet mafia that we can tell. Not a minority or undocumented. What am I missing? He’s a crazy-ass yt guy w/ a constitutional right to carry. #murderspree #crazy #austin
Austin police: Man and his 4-year-old granddaughter among victims ID'd in Target shooting www.expressnews.com/news/crime/a...
Austin police ID suspect, victims in Target shooting that left 3 dead
Austin police named Ethan Nieneker as the suspect in a North Austin Target shooting that killed three, including a child; he faces capital murder charges.
www.expressnews.com
August 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Not a drag queen, trans, member of the alphabet mafia that we can tell. Not a minority or undocumented. What am I missing? He’s a crazy-ass yt guy w/ a constitutional right to carry. #murderspree #crazy #austin
Austin police: Man and his 4-year-old granddaughter among victims ID'd in Target shooting www.expressnews.com/news/crime/a...
Austin police ID suspect, victims in Target shooting that left 3 dead
Austin police named Ethan Nieneker as the suspect in a North Austin Target shooting that killed three, including a child; he faces capital murder charges.
www.expressnews.com
August 16, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Austin police: Man and his 4-year-old granddaughter among victims ID'd in Target shooting www.expressnews.com/news/crime/a...
Read this, then join me in sending this literal cum stain an eclair. www.sacurrent.com/news/gop-tex... GOP Texas Rep. Capriglione drops re-election bid after reported affair, allegations he funded abortions | San Antonio | San Antonio Current
GOP Texas Rep. Capriglione drops re-election bid after reported affair, allegations he funded abortions
An exotic dancer alleges the anti-choice Republican paid for her abortions and shared disturbing fantasies about children.
www.sacurrent.com
July 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Read this, then join me in sending this literal cum stain an eclair. www.sacurrent.com/news/gop-tex... GOP Texas Rep. Capriglione drops re-election bid after reported affair, allegations he funded abortions | San Antonio | San Antonio Current
This shit is priceless!!!
I’m sorry he wanted to do what to what ….
Giovanni Capriglione, a right wing state rep in Texas who had an affair with a stripper, reportedly told his mistress that he wanted to ejaculate into batter for cookies that would be sold at his daughter's bake sale.
www.sacurrent.com/news/gop-tex...
www.sacurrent.com/news/gop-tex...
July 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This shit is priceless!!!
Presidential material
This dude is a nonstop one man crime spree. www.westword.com/news/lauren-...
July 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Presidential material
All local media are horny for public figures arrested on drunk driving charges. Amirite?
Watch: Councilwoman Ivalis Meza Gonzalez arrested on DWI charge www.expressnews.com/news/article...
Watch: Councilwoman Ivalis Meza Gonzalez arrested on DWI charge www.expressnews.com/news/article...
Watch: Councilwoman Ivalis Meza Gonzalez arrested on DWI charge
Councilwoman Ivalis Meza Gonzalez, who won the District 8 seat in June, was arrested by San Antonio police late Thursday on a charge of driving while intoxicated.
www.expressnews.com
July 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
All local media are horny for public figures arrested on drunk driving charges. Amirite?
Watch: Councilwoman Ivalis Meza Gonzalez arrested on DWI charge www.expressnews.com/news/article...
Watch: Councilwoman Ivalis Meza Gonzalez arrested on DWI charge www.expressnews.com/news/article...
I’d show you my shocked face, but you are probably making it too.
July 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I’d show you my shocked face, but you are probably making it too.
Good riddance to this MAGA shit-bird. www.tmz.com/2025/07/24/h... Hulk Hogan Dead at 71
Hulk Hogan Dead at 71
Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan has died at 71 years old, TMZ Sports has learned.
www.tmz.com
July 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Good riddance to this MAGA shit-bird. www.tmz.com/2025/07/24/h... Hulk Hogan Dead at 71
For the man who has everything.
July 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
For the man who has everything.
Yeah
July 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Yeah
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What’s the problem?
a software ceo got caught in 4k on the jumbotron with the company’s chief people officer at a coldplay concert
July 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
What’s the problem?
A firsthand account of the #TexasFloods www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...
“The River House Broke. We Rushed in the River.”
The July 4 Texas flooding ripped our Kerr County home from its pillars, pulling us into the water and into the night. Then morning came.
www.texasmonthly.com
July 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
A firsthand account of the #TexasFloods www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...
More shady shit!!! We need some public outcry for this poor periodista! He works IN AMERICA for AN AMERICAN outlet!!! A judge ordered him released on bond but ICE won’t accept the bond. apnews.com/article/jour...
Spanish-language journalist remains in ICE custody despite being granted bond
A Spanish-language journalist remains in federal custody despite being granted bond by an immigration judge last week.
apnews.com
July 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
More shady shit!!! We need some public outcry for this poor periodista! He works IN AMERICA for AN AMERICAN outlet!!! A judge ordered him released on bond but ICE won’t accept the bond. apnews.com/article/jour...
It’s always interesting to see what happens when the shoe is on the other foot. www-tpr-org.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.tpr....
Texas is relying on FEMA. State leaders said it should be cut
The governor and top emergency official in Texas are both members of a council advising the Trump administration on options for eliminating the Federal Emergency Management Agency.
www-tpr-org.cdn.ampproject.org
July 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
It’s always interesting to see what happens when the shoe is on the other foot. www-tpr-org.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.tpr....
Gov Grabbott is what you get when a tree doesn’t understand the assignment. #LiveOak #HalfMeasures #HotWheels
Say it with me, folks.
FUCK GREG ABBOTT!
FUCK GREG ABBOTT!
Phuck Abbott!
July 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Gov Grabbott is what you get when a tree doesn’t understand the assignment. #LiveOak #HalfMeasures #HotWheels
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All you critics who say “Texas gets what it votes for.” Texans don’t CHOOSE these MFers! The GOP does everything it can to make Dems irrelevant. They’re scared shitless of party chair Kendall Scudder and the state’s progressive voices. #Texas #GOPenis
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These assholes are trying to slip in redistricting WITH flood warnings.
You think if that redistricting goes through ANY of the flood warning systems will remain, if placed, at all??
These assholes are trying to slip in redistricting WITH flood warnings.
You think if that redistricting goes through ANY of the flood warning systems will remain, if placed, at all??
Floods, abortion and THC: Texas Gov. Greg Abbott announces packed special session agenda
On Wednesday, Texas Governor Greg Abbott released his official proclamation announcing a special legislative session. Texas lawmakers will be back in Austin starting on July 21. The session, which ori...
www.kut.org
July 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
This goes out to all those asshats who think Texas votes Republican by choice. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/... Texas Plans Mid-Decade Redistricting After Pressure from White House - Democracy Docket
Texas Plans Mid-Decade Redistricting After Pressure from White House
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
July 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This goes out to all those asshats who think Texas votes Republican by choice. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/... Texas Plans Mid-Decade Redistricting After Pressure from White House - Democracy Docket
Don’t DC our TDP!
Texas ain’t waiting on DC, we’re building our own damn movement.
Are The Democrats In A Civil War?
Texas ain’t waiting on DC, we’re building our own damn movement.
www.lonestarleft.com
July 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Don’t DC our TDP!
¡Bien hecho! Unfortunately, assholes will think nazi carrot Alexi Lalas knows what he’s talking about.
MEXICO WINS THE 2025 GOLD CUP FINAL AGAINST THE UNITED STATES 🇲🇽
July 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
¡Bien hecho! Unfortunately, assholes will think nazi carrot Alexi Lalas knows what he’s talking about.
God bless Mexico and Mexicans. Better than we can ever be.
Just wow! Can we appreciate the fact that a team from Mexico is in Texas helping with the search and rescue. 👏🏽
July 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
God bless Mexico and Mexicans. Better than we can ever be.
Womp! Womp!
Edson Álvarez scored a tiebreaking goal in the 77th minute after a video review reversed an offside call, and Mexico beat the United States 2-1 for its record 10th CONCACAF Gold Cup title.
Edson Álvarez's tiebreaking goal gives Mexico 2-1 win over US for 10th Gold Cup title
Edson Álvarez scored a tiebreaking goal in the 77th minute after a video review reversed an offside call, and Mexico beat the United States 2-1 for its record 10th CONCACAF Gold Cup title.
bit.ly
July 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Womp! Womp!
Where are we? Is the NYT a boot-licking toady piece of shit? Or is it the bastion of truth and righteousness? Or does it depend on whether it fits our narrative? FUCK! I hate EVERYTHING!
The United States government is no longer able to protect us from real hazards, such as flash floods, because it’s shifting funds to fake hazards, such as a non-existent immigrant crime wave. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/05/u...
As Floods Hit, Key Roles Were Vacant at Weather Service Offices in Texas
www.nytimes.com
July 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Where are we? Is the NYT a boot-licking toady piece of shit? Or is it the bastion of truth and righteousness? Or does it depend on whether it fits our narrative? FUCK! I hate EVERYTHING!
Here’s why the Texas Hill Country flood was much worse than anyone ever expected www.expressnews.com/san-antonio-...
Here’s why the Texas Hill Country flood was worse than expected
Several factors, both meteorological and geographical, created a nightmare recipe for flash flooding across the Texas Hill Country.
www.expressnews.com
July 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Here’s why the Texas Hill Country flood was much worse than anyone ever expected www.expressnews.com/san-antonio-...