cornucopianne
@womplestiltskin.bsky.social
recovering engineer
born, raised, currently live in Kentucky
she/her
will someone please update my resume
born, raised, currently live in Kentucky
she/her
will someone please update my resume
ladies and gentlemen, we got ‘em
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
ladies and gentlemen, we got ‘em
a man with a beard is saying no in a blurry photo
Alt: Isildur says no
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I found the anchovies once and I don’t have the strength to find them again in a new place
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I found the anchovies once and I don’t have the strength to find them again in a new place
Hell yeah, Kentucky is salvageable!
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Hell yeah, Kentucky is salvageable!
I’m considerably worse off than you
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I’m considerably worse off than you
to stay morally pure I will only eat bland food without a hint of spice
*touches earpiece* I’m getting news about the British
*touches earpiece* I’m getting news about the British
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
to stay morally pure I will only eat bland food without a hint of spice
*touches earpiece* I’m getting news about the British
*touches earpiece* I’m getting news about the British
green bean casserole is the worst way to eat green beans
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
green bean casserole is the worst way to eat green beans
Ok but imagine for a moment that this were true. It would be very funny
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Ok but imagine for a moment that this were true. It would be very funny
the hijinks that have ensued are not unlike Bilbo’s tactics vis-a-vis the Sackville-Bagginses
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
the hijinks that have ensued are not unlike Bilbo’s tactics vis-a-vis the Sackville-Bagginses
to be clear, I support her in this matter
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
to be clear, I support her in this matter
(mitt romney voice) my favorite meat is shrimp
November 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
(mitt romney voice) my favorite meat is shrimp
This is a weird way to confess that I once had Thanksgiving dinner at a Legal Sea Foods
November 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This is a weird way to confess that I once had Thanksgiving dinner at a Legal Sea Foods
thanks I hate it
November 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
thanks I hate it
They’re the warehouse guys of baseball
I’m an engineer who has worked in industrial settings for about 15 years so I’ve interacted with dozens of warehouse/logistics personnel and what I have concluded is that approximately 25% of them are named Tyler
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
They’re the warehouse guys of baseball
Sometimes cool things happen in Kentucky
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Sometimes cool things happen in Kentucky