America’s #1 Rose Maddox Stan
@wolter.bsky.social
Just a guy who did an antifascist drawing once, and used to tweet about Holiday Road. Also just a guy not actually named Nolan.
I have an itchy block finger and am often in a foul mood, but I swear I’m often nice!
Co-host of @MMISpodcast.bsky.social
He/Him
I have an itchy block finger and am often in a foul mood, but I swear I’m often nice!
Co-host of @MMISpodcast.bsky.social
He/Him
Of COURSE there’s a custom build.
November 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Of COURSE there’s a custom build.
This is the face of a man in over his head.
November 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This is the face of a man in over his head.
We’re hitting the Damp Despair part of autumn, I see.
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
We’re hitting the Damp Despair part of autumn, I see.
I don’t think a screencap of a tweet technically counts, but …yeah?
November 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I don’t think a screencap of a tweet technically counts, but …yeah?
I’m living an onion article except I was sober enough to resist the siren song. theonion.com/man-with-com...
November 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I’m living an onion article except I was sober enough to resist the siren song. theonion.com/man-with-com...
The pigeon, when asked if he would ever get over what happened.
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
The pigeon, when asked if he would ever get over what happened.
Old guy hat season officially began today.
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Old guy hat season officially began today.
🎵 That… That… 🎵
🎵 DUDE LOOKS LIKE A GRADY! 🎵
🎵 DUDE LOOKS LIKE A GRADY! 🎵
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
🎵 That… That… 🎵
🎵 DUDE LOOKS LIKE A GRADY! 🎵
🎵 DUDE LOOKS LIKE A GRADY! 🎵
Roughly the same location, 2005. And this is somehow looking younger than I usually do.
November 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Roughly the same location, 2005. And this is somehow looking younger than I usually do.
Oldest selfie on your phone.
It’s not even THAT old (2017, I archived a shitload of stuff a few years back), but damn I’ve aged since then.
It’s not even THAT old (2017, I archived a shitload of stuff a few years back), but damn I’ve aged since then.
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.
It’s not even THAT old (2017, I archived a shitload of stuff a few years back), but damn I’ve aged since then.
It’s not even THAT old (2017, I archived a shitload of stuff a few years back), but damn I’ve aged since then.
That’s never a good sign when looking up a very old country music pioneer you’re currently enjoying music by.
November 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
That’s never a good sign when looking up a very old country music pioneer you’re currently enjoying music by.
The title of this is begging a question no one wanted to ask.
November 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The title of this is begging a question no one wanted to ask.
My feed right now.
November 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
My feed right now.
Anyway. Here’s the quote. I’ll even anonymize it so no one dogpiles the stupid bastard.
November 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Anyway. Here’s the quote. I’ll even anonymize it so no one dogpiles the stupid bastard.
It’s getting hackneyed but:
November 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It’s getting hackneyed but:
Don’t make me tap the fucking sign.
October 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Don’t make me tap the fucking sign.
This is, I shit you not, the exact face I involuntarily made reading this.
October 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This is, I shit you not, the exact face I involuntarily made reading this.
