Millions of Americans just said “the season comes down to this”
January 11, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Millions of Americans just said “the season comes down to this”
I’m watching a 9/11 documentary, and we really went back to school the next day?
It was practically a nuclear strike.
It was practically a nuclear strike.
January 8, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I’m watching a 9/11 documentary, and we really went back to school the next day?
It was practically a nuclear strike.
It was practically a nuclear strike.
Voting harder is definitely what needs to be done
The only way we protect ourselves from ICE is by winning the midterms.
January 7, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Voting harder is definitely what needs to be done
My God Monday’s going to be the day everything circle back’s
January 3, 2026 at 4:17 PM
My God Monday’s going to be the day everything circle back’s
When you see a middle school parent posting about their kid getting a cell phone
a man in a black and white sweater says mhmhmmm
ALT: a man in a black and white sweater says mhmhmmm
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
When you see a middle school parent posting about their kid getting a cell phone
*Hunger Games cannon*
Elise Stefanik finds that enabling Trump's corruption and amplifying his hatred isn't the ticket to the top she thought it was.
Elise Stefanik Drops Out of N.Y. Governor’s Race and Will Leave Congress
www.nytimes.com
December 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
*Hunger Games cannon*
*Hunger Games cannon*
December 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
*Hunger Games cannon*
Things like Liquid Glass should be an opt-in
December 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Things like Liquid Glass should be an opt-in
Why are they signing Country Roads?
December 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Why are they signing Country Roads?
Non-soccer players shouldn’t be on stage
December 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Non-soccer players shouldn’t be on stage
Do I get credit for not leering at the gym?
December 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Do I get credit for not leering at the gym?
Shouldn’t a no-fly zone require congressional authorization?
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Shouldn’t a no-fly zone require congressional authorization?
“They probably don’t smoke on school busses anymore, right?” #thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
“They probably don’t smoke on school busses anymore, right?” #thanksgiving
I really hope Zelenskyy said thank you when he saw the terms of appeasement today
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I really hope Zelenskyy said thank you when he saw the terms of appeasement today
We’re 18 months away from an entire league going down in a scandal.
BREAKING NEWS: The NBA has asked multiple teams, including the Los Angeles Lakers, to hand over documents and other property as part of its investigation into illegal sports gambling, six league sources told The Athletic.
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
We’re 18 months away from an entire league going down in a scandal.
So, when does the bombing of Venezuela start?
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
So, when does the bombing of Venezuela start?
Why am I smarter at politics than the fucking Senate Minority Leader?
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Why am I smarter at politics than the fucking Senate Minority Leader?
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Breaking news per Jeff Passan: “Cleveland Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz have been indicted by prosecutors in Brooklyn on a host of charges related to a scheme to rig bets on pitches thrown in MLB games. Ortiz was arrested in Boston earlier today. Clase is not currently in custody”
November 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Made it to Season 2 of Nurse Jackie, and this show isn’t good
November 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Made it to Season 2 of Nurse Jackie, and this show isn’t good
I’m not a galaxy-brain geopolitical genius, but even I could have told you this outcome
BREAKING: Israeli PM Netanyahu says that Hamas has violated the ceasefire and has ordered "immediate, powerful" strikes in Gaza.
Hamas is also accusing Israel of violating the ceasefire.
Hamas is also accusing Israel of violating the ceasefire.
October 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I’m not a galaxy-brain geopolitical genius, but even I could have told you this outcome
Why do I need 7 text messages about a package from Home Depot?
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Why do I need 7 text messages about a package from Home Depot?
It’s funny to think of what Martha Stewart did to get jail time, compared to anything that happens these days.
October 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
It’s funny to think of what Martha Stewart did to get jail time, compared to anything that happens these days.
Probably because they are an occupying force
Listen to the way Mark Warner, Tim Kaine, Elissa Slotkin, Angus King, Jacky Rosen and Chris Coons talk about Republicans these days. They basically talk about the GOP like an occupying military force.
October 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Probably because they are an occupying force