The Hangman fujoshis should be overjoyed they're gonna be eating good with the sexual tension between him and Swerve coming back.

During the post-match interview they announced he would be considered for promotion to ozeki and he said 'there's still another rank I want to attain' and the crowd went 'ooooh.' I love this guy.

If it's not too much trouble, could you maybe begin to start thinking about how it might be possible for us to commit familial adultery 👉👈

I'm so disturbed by this. Someone needs to call a permanent moratorium on sex until we figure out what the hell is going on

Yeah it probably sounds much better out loud than on the page

Mahjong, but make it sound like you're expected to give your life