👖𝙅𝙞𝙯𝙯𝙖𝙧𝙙, 𝙒𝙞𝙯𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝘿𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙢👖𓁣
@wizofthenountable.bsky.social
One Pair of jeans to rule them all, One Pair of jeans to find them, One pair of jeans to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
He'd have been OK if he was wearing his Jean Jacket.
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September 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
He'd have been OK if he was wearing his Jean Jacket.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yes, and yours to command, my J'apprentice.
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September 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Yes, and yours to command, my J'apprentice.
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
I was forced to bring back my Jeans-Wraiths because I just couldn't find strong enough warriors to protect me at the Waffle House.
September 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I was forced to bring back my Jeans-Wraiths because I just couldn't find strong enough warriors to protect me at the Waffle House.
I always got the J'licky on me.
September 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I always got the J'licky on me.
I'm teaching Denimancy to a Denim-Nancy!
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September 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I'm teaching Denimancy to a Denim-Nancy!
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You see my J'apprentice, while you may run out of Blue Jean Spells, you will always have Blue Jean Shells.
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September 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
You see my J'apprentice, while you may run out of Blue Jean Spells, you will always have Blue Jean Shells.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
My plan to rule the Enchanted Forest comes ever closer. BEHOLD! Canadian Tuxedoes for raccoons! I soon shall have sway over all the forest creatures.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
September 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
My plan to rule the Enchanted Forest comes ever closer. BEHOLD! Canadian Tuxedoes for raccoons! I soon shall have sway over all the forest creatures.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Behold! My newest creation, the J'elmet! The power of Denim will make you invincible!
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September 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Behold! My newest creation, the J'elmet! The power of Denim will make you invincible!
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You should buy them something nice. Like flowers.
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September 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
You should buy them something nice. Like flowers.
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You see my J'apprentice, knowledge is the Cornerstone of any dark art. Denimancy it's no exception.
September 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
You see my J'apprentice, knowledge is the Cornerstone of any dark art. Denimancy it's no exception.
Hmmmm...
September 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Hmmmm...
I should thank you. Giving Grimace a giant hog is the reason why he put on Blue Jeans. And why I now have domain over him.
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September 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I should thank you. Giving Grimace a giant hog is the reason why he put on Blue Jeans. And why I now have domain over him.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
YAAAAAAWWWWWNNNN
September 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
YAAAAAAWWWWWNNNN
Once again, when I need my Jeans Troll by my side, it's yet again at the mall, staring into the Dippin' Dots vending machine.
September 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Once again, when I need my Jeans Troll by my side, it's yet again at the mall, staring into the Dippin' Dots vending machine.
Yes my J'apprentice. You shall make an excellent Shorts-cerer.
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BWAHAHAHAHA!
September 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Yes my J'apprentice. You shall make an excellent Shorts-cerer.
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BWAHAHAHAHA!
Didn't you literally say you were a Hufflepuff until 2015?
September 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Didn't you literally say you were a Hufflepuff until 2015?
WHERE THE HELL IS SYDNEY SWEENEY? WE HAD A DEAL!
September 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
WHERE THE HELL IS SYDNEY SWEENEY? WE HAD A DEAL!
Denim Titties!
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September 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Denim Titties!
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September 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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I Enchanted the Grimace's blue jeans and now I have him stomping fairy villages in the forest! Does my power know no limits!
I Enchanted the Grimace's blue jeans and now I have him stomping fairy villages in the forest! Does my power know no limits!
September 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
BWAHAHAHAHA!
I Enchanted the Grimace's blue jeans and now I have him stomping fairy villages in the forest! Does my power know no limits!
I Enchanted the Grimace's blue jeans and now I have him stomping fairy villages in the forest! Does my power know no limits!
Now that I am back. It's time to begin my domination! I shall begin by putting blue jeans in the water supply!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
September 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Now that I am back. It's time to begin my domination! I shall begin by putting blue jeans in the water supply!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Yes! My nefarious works on display to please my master, the Satan in blue jeans!
September 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Yes! My nefarious works on display to please my master, the Satan in blue jeans!
It appears you all have forgotten about the Jizzard!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! MY REIGN OF DENIMANCY BEGINS AGAIN!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! MY REIGN OF DENIMANCY BEGINS AGAIN!
September 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
It appears you all have forgotten about the Jizzard!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! MY REIGN OF DENIMANCY BEGINS AGAIN!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! MY REIGN OF DENIMANCY BEGINS AGAIN!
Hello Quester. I hath received news of your predicament with the Troll Storm. Do you need to employ the services of a Wizard? Mine expertise lies in the realm of Denim, but perhaps I could interest you in a magical jean jacket?
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
August 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Hello Quester. I hath received news of your predicament with the Troll Storm. Do you need to employ the services of a Wizard? Mine expertise lies in the realm of Denim, but perhaps I could interest you in a magical jean jacket?
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
I've done it! I have finally created the perfect Jinion! The J'aardvark!
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July 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I've done it! I have finally created the perfect Jinion! The J'aardvark!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
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