👖𝙅𝙞𝙯𝙯𝙖𝙧𝙙, 𝙒𝙞𝙯𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝘿𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙢👖𓁣
@wizofthenountable.bsky.social
One Pair of jeans to rule them all, One Pair of jeans to find them, One pair of jeans to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
Pinned
It appears you all have forgotten about the Jizzard!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! MY REIGN OF DENIMANCY BEGINS AGAIN!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! MY REIGN OF DENIMANCY BEGINS AGAIN!
YES! ALEX BONES IS NOW IN MY DEBT FOR FORGING HIM THE IRRESISTIBLE DENIM COUCH! NOW BEGINS THE REAL ENTERTAINMENT...
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
PATIENT LISTENERS! I KNOW WE ACTUALLY DID AN AD FOR THIS ONE, BUT FOR THE OF BREVITY I FIGURE WE BEST GO GONZO...
PLUS I AM POWERFULLY STONED.
I MEAN DO ANY OF YOU ACTUALLY CARE WHAT @jdvancevpotus.bsky.social ACTUALLY HAS TO SAY?
WELCOME TO WHITE TRASH BRO, WE ALL SURVIVED IT EMPATHY INTACT.
PLUS I AM POWERFULLY STONED.
I MEAN DO ANY OF YOU ACTUALLY CARE WHAT @jdvancevpotus.bsky.social ACTUALLY HAS TO SAY?
WELCOME TO WHITE TRASH BRO, WE ALL SURVIVED IT EMPATHY INTACT.
September 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
YES! ALEX BONES IS NOW IN MY DEBT FOR FORGING HIM THE IRRESISTIBLE DENIM COUCH! NOW BEGINS THE REAL ENTERTAINMENT...
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
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He'd have been OK if he was wearing his Jean Jacket.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
September 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
He'd have been OK if he was wearing his Jean Jacket.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
He'd have been OK if he was wearing his Jean Jacket.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
September 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
He'd have been OK if he was wearing his Jean Jacket.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yes, and yours to command, my J'apprentice.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
September 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Yes, and yours to command, my J'apprentice.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Reposted by 👖𝙅𝙞𝙯𝙯𝙖𝙧𝙙, 𝙒𝙞𝙯𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝘿𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙢👖𓁣
are uh.... are they single?😻
I was forced to bring back my Jeans-Wraiths because I just couldn't find strong enough warriors to protect me at the Waffle House.
September 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
are uh.... are they single?😻
I was forced to bring back my Jeans-Wraiths because I just couldn't find strong enough warriors to protect me at the Waffle House.
September 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I was forced to bring back my Jeans-Wraiths because I just couldn't find strong enough warriors to protect me at the Waffle House.
Many attractive Asian women, who retweet Democrat talking points want to follow me. They yearn for the power of my Blue Jeans.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!
September 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Many attractive Asian women, who retweet Democrat talking points want to follow me. They yearn for the power of my Blue Jeans.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Reposted by 👖𝙅𝙞𝙯𝙯𝙖𝙧𝙙, 𝙒𝙞𝙯𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝘿𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙢👖𓁣
One of my Jinions said they wanted to see more cocks in tight jeans, but the tighter I make the jeans the harder it is to walk.
December 6, 2024 at 3:54 PM
One of my Jinions said they wanted to see more cocks in tight jeans, but the tighter I make the jeans the harder it is to walk.
I always got the J'licky on me.
September 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I always got the J'licky on me.
You see my J'apprentice, while you may run out of Blue Jean Spells, you will always have Blue Jean Shells.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
September 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
You see my J'apprentice, while you may run out of Blue Jean Spells, you will always have Blue Jean Shells.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
My plan to rule the Enchanted Forest comes ever closer. BEHOLD! Canadian Tuxedoes for raccoons! I soon shall have sway over all the forest creatures.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
September 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
My plan to rule the Enchanted Forest comes ever closer. BEHOLD! Canadian Tuxedoes for raccoons! I soon shall have sway over all the forest creatures.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Behold! My newest creation, the J'elmet! The power of Denim will make you invincible!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
September 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Behold! My newest creation, the J'elmet! The power of Denim will make you invincible!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
You see my J'apprentice, knowledge is the Cornerstone of any dark art. Denimancy it's no exception.
September 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
You see my J'apprentice, knowledge is the Cornerstone of any dark art. Denimancy it's no exception.
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Bad news: he got hired so he could have money for Dippin' Dots- The Ice Cream Of The Future! They didn't have a uniform in his size though so they just put him in an old sports bra from the unsold backstock.
September 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Bad news: he got hired so he could have money for Dippin' Dots- The Ice Cream Of The Future! They didn't have a uniform in his size though so they just put him in an old sports bra from the unsold backstock.
Once again, when I need my Jeans Troll by my side, it's yet again at the mall, staring into the Dippin' Dots vending machine.
September 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Once again, when I need my Jeans Troll by my side, it's yet again at the mall, staring into the Dippin' Dots vending machine.
Didn't you literally say you were a Hufflepuff until 2015?
September 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Didn't you literally say you were a Hufflepuff until 2015?
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saw this on facelessbook and it me
September 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
saw this on facelessbook and it me
WHERE THE HELL IS SYDNEY SWEENEY? WE HAD A DEAL!
September 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
WHERE THE HELL IS SYDNEY SWEENEY? WE HAD A DEAL!
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Finally. My Jean Trolls. Stalk the Malls of Moria. Prepare and protect for the coming wave of Denim!
November 22, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Finally. My Jean Trolls. Stalk the Malls of Moria. Prepare and protect for the coming wave of Denim!
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"Rally my Denim Orc Army. A new power is rising. Its victory is at hand. This night the jeans will be stained with the blood of the Forest-dwellers. March on Bluesky. Leave none alive. To war!"
November 22, 2024 at 7:53 PM
"Rally my Denim Orc Army. A new power is rising. Its victory is at hand. This night the jeans will be stained with the blood of the Forest-dwellers. March on Bluesky. Leave none alive. To war!"
Reposted by 👖𝙅𝙞𝙯𝙯𝙖𝙧𝙙, 𝙒𝙞𝙯𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝘿𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙢👖𓁣
Ride, my Jeans-Wraiths. Find me this Echo-Chamber here in Bluesky. It is undoubtedly a place of power I must exploit for our denim-domination.
November 22, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Ride, my Jeans-Wraiths. Find me this Echo-Chamber here in Bluesky. It is undoubtedly a place of power I must exploit for our denim-domination.
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MY REIGN OF DENIMANCY BEGINS NOW!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
November 22, 2024 at 7:58 PM
MY REIGN OF DENIMANCY BEGINS NOW!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
YEEEEESSSSSSS!
Another Jinion enters the fold! You shall receive a Jean Jacket.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Another Jinion enters the fold! You shall receive a Jean Jacket.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
I’m leaving an offering for my new moot @wizofthenountable.bsky.social
I offer these joots in respect
I offer these joots in respect
September 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
YEEEEESSSSSSS!
Another Jinion enters the fold! You shall receive a Jean Jacket.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Another Jinion enters the fold! You shall receive a Jean Jacket.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
I Enchanted the Grimace's blue jeans and now I have him stomping fairy villages in the forest! Does my power know no limits!
I Enchanted the Grimace's blue jeans and now I have him stomping fairy villages in the forest! Does my power know no limits!
September 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
BWAHAHAHAHA!
I Enchanted the Grimace's blue jeans and now I have him stomping fairy villages in the forest! Does my power know no limits!
I Enchanted the Grimace's blue jeans and now I have him stomping fairy villages in the forest! Does my power know no limits!
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.
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September 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.
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