Derek
@wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social
Was anarchistprince on Twitter before the cowards banned me
I love how obvious this energy alien in TNG is just so clearly a guy in a bodysuit
December 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I love how obvious this energy alien in TNG is just so clearly a guy in a bodysuit
The Catholic Church should start excommunicating people for posts
October 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The Catholic Church should start excommunicating people for posts
*watching Aguirre, the Wrath of God* Yeah, nice raft but I would have simply found El Dorado.
September 29, 2025 at 4:49 AM
*watching Aguirre, the Wrath of God* Yeah, nice raft but I would have simply found El Dorado.
Oh so we can't have natural beautiful wood in our food and only micro plastics???
About 58 million pounds of corn dogs and other sausage-on-a-stick products are being recalled across the U.S. because wood pieces may be embedded in the batter.
58M pounds of corn dogs and sausage-on-a-stick products recalled because wood pieces may be inside
About 58 million pounds of corn dogs and other sausage-on-a-stick products are being recalled across the U.S. because wood pieces may be embedded in the batter.
bit.ly
September 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Oh so we can't have natural beautiful wood in our food and only micro plastics???
Seeing my cat lie on the couch in a brand new way: Amazing, A Momentous Occasion
September 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Seeing my cat lie on the couch in a brand new way: Amazing, A Momentous Occasion
He's gonna bring out Jeffrey Epstein to say he wasn't in the files and was always a cool and normal guy
*TRUMP TO MAKE ANNOUNCEMENT 2:00 PM ET TUESDAY: WHITE HOUSE
September 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
He's gonna bring out Jeffrey Epstein to say he wasn't in the files and was always a cool and normal guy
I remember trying to watch the Nostalgia Critic as a kid and being genuinely confused by watching reviews of movies I had already seen. I legit just couldn't understand the appeal.
September 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I remember trying to watch the Nostalgia Critic as a kid and being genuinely confused by watching reviews of movies I had already seen. I legit just couldn't understand the appeal.
Entertaining myself by recording myself saying weeb shit in various accents and then instantly deleting the recording
July 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Entertaining myself by recording myself saying weeb shit in various accents and then instantly deleting the recording
Satan minding his own business, thriving
In the distance "Real American" starts playing, getting steadily louder.
Satan: Ugh. Fuck.
Hulk Hogan: I heard someone was trying to unionize down here, Red Hulkamaniac
In the distance "Real American" starts playing, getting steadily louder.
Satan: Ugh. Fuck.
Hulk Hogan: I heard someone was trying to unionize down here, Red Hulkamaniac
July 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Satan minding his own business, thriving
In the distance "Real American" starts playing, getting steadily louder.
Satan: Ugh. Fuck.
Hulk Hogan: I heard someone was trying to unionize down here, Red Hulkamaniac
In the distance "Real American" starts playing, getting steadily louder.
Satan: Ugh. Fuck.
Hulk Hogan: I heard someone was trying to unionize down here, Red Hulkamaniac
I found the perfect "Personal Life" section on Wikipedia
July 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I found the perfect "Personal Life" section on Wikipedia
Pissing off writers by calling them "idea guys"
July 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Pissing off writers by calling them "idea guys"
Reposted by Derek
chefs will tell you that cooking your own food is perfectly safe and then 10 seconds later they put on special gloves to take stuff out of the oven
June 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
chefs will tell you that cooking your own food is perfectly safe and then 10 seconds later they put on special gloves to take stuff out of the oven
Getting banned from r/guns for asking which of the guns are guys and which guns are girls
June 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Getting banned from r/guns for asking which of the guns are guys and which guns are girls
Thinking about him (Iskander from Fate/
Zero) and then I see he apparently has a figure with his dick out (it is very expensive)
Zero) and then I see he apparently has a figure with his dick out (it is very expensive)
June 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Thinking about him (Iskander from Fate/
Zero) and then I see he apparently has a figure with his dick out (it is very expensive)
Zero) and then I see he apparently has a figure with his dick out (it is very expensive)
Cursed thought: cat ear headband but theyre skin textured for that Sphinx cat breed
May 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Cursed thought: cat ear headband but theyre skin textured for that Sphinx cat breed
It's so funny to be in the cyberpunk fascist dystopia but just everything sucks.
May 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
It's so funny to be in the cyberpunk fascist dystopia but just everything sucks.
Making a hit YouTube series about how easy it would be to defeat young adult book protagonists in combat. The shortest video is 4 hours long.
May 25, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Making a hit YouTube series about how easy it would be to defeat young adult book protagonists in combat. The shortest video is 4 hours long.
Back in my day movies came on a thing called a VHS and it sucked shit and if your movie was too long it was on multiple VHS tapes and you had to switch them and now your fancy streaming services have made you weak and pathetic, watching Titanic all at once like some sort of spoiled baby monarch
May 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Back in my day movies came on a thing called a VHS and it sucked shit and if your movie was too long it was on multiple VHS tapes and you had to switch them and now your fancy streaming services have made you weak and pathetic, watching Titanic all at once like some sort of spoiled baby monarch
A funny thing about growing up is I would be mortified if I saw teens doing a 2 on 1 bokken fight in the street but as a kid that shit ruled and I treasure that memory
May 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
A funny thing about growing up is I would be mortified if I saw teens doing a 2 on 1 bokken fight in the street but as a kid that shit ruled and I treasure that memory
Glad I got talked into seeing Sinners in the theater because damn that sound design deserved it
May 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Glad I got talked into seeing Sinners in the theater because damn that sound design deserved it
When I was leaving my neighborhood a neighbor had a mirror propped up and it was just reflecting the sky and it made it look like there was that graphical glitch in video games where 2 textures don't quite meet and you just see into the white void
May 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
When I was leaving my neighborhood a neighbor had a mirror propped up and it was just reflecting the sky and it made it look like there was that graphical glitch in video games where 2 textures don't quite meet and you just see into the white void
Becoming a top manosphere influencer by insisting all society's woes are due to the fact that men today are unlikely to strike down their nemesis with a blade in an honorable duel
May 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Becoming a top manosphere influencer by insisting all society's woes are due to the fact that men today are unlikely to strike down their nemesis with a blade in an honorable duel
Jordan Peterson crying while describing a scene from the Star Wars Holiday Special
May 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Jordan Peterson crying while describing a scene from the Star Wars Holiday Special
Paul Verhoeven was too optimistic about Americans tbh
May 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Paul Verhoeven was too optimistic about Americans tbh
I have programmed my AI to tell everyone I am extremely cool if they ask. It has instead started telling everyone I'm a big dipshit as a reply to every question. I am the richest man alive.
May 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I have programmed my AI to tell everyone I am extremely cool if they ask. It has instead started telling everyone I'm a big dipshit as a reply to every question. I am the richest man alive.