The wings are for insulation, since balrogs lack the blubber of other polar species. All balrogs are born with a dense coat of oily fur, which ignites shortly after they emerge from the egg and continues to grow their whole lives, keeping their flame lit.

We can request adding a line item to the Underworld Facilities Maintenance Department’s annual budget, to increase the number of slip hazard signs.

Highly recommend the Gunmetal Olympus series, as an aside. Just lesbians in mechs and neopronouns as far as the eye can see.

Pleading with the author a few pages in, “I am begging you to just say ‘red’ instead of ‘claret.’” Did not work.

Stop trying to force everything you say into the thing you focus grouped ten months ago!

”I will refuse to authorize any invasion against Greenland and refuse to authorize any budget while the President is violating the Constitution to engage in unlawful acts of war.”