"That's... not even a real thing!"

"It sounds made up!"

"...Wait, the other jester is celebrating Christmas early too?"

"...On second thought, I ain't celebrating until it's December, I blame NiGHTS for this decision..."

"I'm only celebratin' Christmas now to piss off anyone who hates celebrating it in November..."

"...In other words, EVERYONE! AHAHAHAHA!"

"Hey hey heeeeeey! So, what did I miss today?"

"Hopefully not much!"

"Hmm, you seem to be quite in thought."

*The jester looks with curiosity from what he could tell at least, Tricky might have a bad hand, perhaps the clown would understand with a nudge in the right direction...*

"Have you considered replacing a few cards with ones at the top of the deck perhaps?"

"...Well that's just not nice, man..."

"...I'd take hanging out with Magolor at this rate since you're such a fun sponge right now..."

"THE HELL DO YOU MEAN 'Y'KNOW'!?!?"

"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE!? WHAT!?!?"

"Hm, A favorite you say?"

"That implies there's more than one... spill the beans, who's the other favorite..."

"...I swear if it's Magolor, I'm gonna scream..."

"Aww, that's quite the way to say 'I hate your guts!'"

"Honestly, I'm flattered..."

[nc]

"I just realized..."

"Why do they call it Chicken Pot Pie... when there's no pot inside?"

"...Being tired at nearly 12 in the morning will get 'ya asking these questions..."

"Me? direct my attention to someone else? Ahahaha!"

*The jester laughed, such was amusing as hell...*

"Ah but where would the fun be in that? I can only do so much in this world without feeling bored! Hence my reasoning for talking to you folks specifically!"

"Welp! I've got nothin' else to do today!"

"Aaand that just means I have to figure out something to do tonight!"

"...I know! Perhaps I should break the fourth wall! We'll have so much fun!"

*He suddenly turns to... you? no not your muse. Like... YOU you...*

"̸̡͎̘͎̈́.̷̠̉̌̌͆.̸̧̝̉̅̽̔͝.̴̛̺̱͉̼͗̿̈͘T̷̥̰̎̓̔ḫ̴̍̒́̂a̸̝͕̞̎̅t̸̰͇̘̜́͋͒̉'̴͈͋̽̾̎̂ͅș̴̩̖̿͑̓̈́̕ ̸͙͓̟͉̺͑̿̾͠r̵̨̗̆̉ĩ̵͈͔̯̬̓͆ǵ̵̬̀͘ḫ̶̛͗̒t̷̤͆.̶̙͈̅̒̔.̸̖̖͓͐̄́̀̾.̷̎͑̿̊̇͜ ̵̧͓͎̬̳͆͛̐̃͗I̴͚̤̘̾ͅͅ ̵̛̗̫͗̐̾̽s̴̨̞̯̤͆̅͜e̷̮̺̱͛è̷̤̮̯̳ ̷͈̟̆́̃̎̾y̸̧͂̏̃͝o̵̠̮͓̞͕͗͗̆u̷̮͇̣̱̿̍̑.̸͎̅̈́.̵͙̩̩́.̵͈͍̼̮͊̑͝"̶͙̀̌

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"Hey hey heeeeey! fuck it! it's incorrect quote time!"

"...I dunno what it means but, I guess you can like to get a few incorrect quotes?"

"Could be nice. here's one as an example!"

"The wh-"

*...Ah.... looking at a screen and noticing said recruits... well...*

"I WAS ONLY KIDDING Y'KNOW!"

"Greeeeat... just what we needed, another Mega Man..."

"...At this rate I'd take more versions of Kirby than anything else..."

"Hmm, never at all? interesting... I suppose I should go over the rules then... or you can just learn as we play..."

*The jester took out a deck of cards, 'shuffling' them behind his back... truth be told he always played with the same starting hand, while all the other cards were shuffled -

*sigh*

"Morning..."

"I don't have time to play games today, so there better be somethin' good going on..."

"Oh right! the new horrors recruit arrives today, of course..."

"Where IS that clown anyways..."

"...Idiotic... why would one need to map that out? nobody ever goes in the vents here..."

*Marx chuckled... he can't help but laugh at 41's antics...*

"Even so, I say we call it for today, I certainly had fun while it lasted... perhaps we could partake in poker next time..."

"...Very well Number 10, Just know I'm going to enjoy crushing your spirit... or lack-of since you're a robot and all... by winning this game..."

"Apologies in advance if such disappoints you..."