PRE-STAR ALLIES TAKE ON MARX!
#𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐑𝐒' quite maniacal jester!
In truce with the #𝐌𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒?
SFW! + NSFW for potential dark themes only!
LEWD RP and NON-RP DNI (DO NOT INTERACT!)
| #kirbyrp | #nintendorp | #MVRP |
"ꜱᴏ ɴᴏᴡ ᴘᴏᴘ ꜱᴛᴀʀ ɪꜱ ᴍɪɴᴇ! ᴀʟʟ ᴍɪɴᴇ!"
"Sleep well to everyone but Magolor..."
"Sleep well to everyone but Magolor..."
"That implies there's more than one... spill the beans, who's the other favorite..."
"...I swear if it's Magolor, I'm gonna scream..."
"That implies there's more than one... spill the beans, who's the other favorite..."
"...I swear if it's Magolor, I'm gonna scream..."
"That implies there's more than one... spill the beans, who's the other favorite..."
"...I swear if it's Magolor, I'm gonna scream..."
"Honestly, I'm flattered..."
"Honestly, I'm flattered..."
"I just realized..."
"Why do they call it Chicken Pot Pie... when there's no pot inside?"
"...Being tired at nearly 12 in the morning will get 'ya asking these questions..."
"I just realized..."
"Why do they call it Chicken Pot Pie... when there's no pot inside?"
"...Being tired at nearly 12 in the morning will get 'ya asking these questions..."
*The jester laughed, such was amusing as hell...*
"Ah but where would the fun be in that? I can only do so much in this world without feeling bored! Hence my reasoning for talking to you folks specifically!"
*The jester laughed, such was amusing as hell...*
"Ah but where would the fun be in that? I can only do so much in this world without feeling bored! Hence my reasoning for talking to you folks specifically!"
"Aaand that just means I have to figure out something to do tonight!"
"...I know! Perhaps I should break the fourth wall! We'll have so much fun!"
*He suddenly turns to... you? no not your muse. Like... YOU you...*
"̸̡͎̘͎̈́.̷̠̉̌̌͆.̸̧̝̉̅̽̔͝.̴̛̺̱͉̼͗̿̈͘T̷̥̰̎̓̔ḫ̴̍̒́̂a̸̝͕̞̎̅t̸̰͇̘̜́͋͒̉'̴͈͋̽̾̎̂ͅș̴̩̖̿͑̓̈́̕ ̸͙͓̟͉̺͑̿̾͠r̵̨̗̆̉ĩ̵͈͔̯̬̓͆ǵ̵̬̀͘ḫ̶̛͗̒t̷̤͆.̶̙͈̅̒̔.̸̖̖͓͐̄́̀̾.̷̎͑̿̊̇͜ ̵̧͓͎̬̳͆͛̐̃͗I̴͚̤̘̾ͅͅ ̵̛̗̫͗̐̾̽s̴̨̞̯̤͆̅͜e̷̮̺̱͛è̷̤̮̯̳ ̷͈̟̆́̃̎̾y̸̧͂̏̃͝o̵̠̮͓̞͕͗͗̆u̷̮͇̣̱̿̍̑.̸͎̅̈́.̵͙̩̩́.̵͈͍̼̮͊̑͝"̶͙̀̌
"Aaand that just means I have to figure out something to do tonight!"
"...I know! Perhaps I should break the fourth wall! We'll have so much fun!"
*He suddenly turns to... you? no not your muse. Like... YOU you...*
"̸̡͎̘͎̈́.̷̠̉̌̌͆.̸̧̝̉̅̽̔͝.̴̛̺̱͉̼͗̿̈͘T̷̥̰̎̓̔ḫ̴̍̒́̂a̸̝͕̞̎̅t̸̰͇̘̜́͋͒̉'̴͈͋̽̾̎̂ͅș̴̩̖̿͑̓̈́̕ ̸͙͓̟͉̺͑̿̾͠r̵̨̗̆̉ĩ̵͈͔̯̬̓͆ǵ̵̬̀͘ḫ̶̛͗̒t̷̤͆.̶̙͈̅̒̔.̸̖̖͓͐̄́̀̾.̷̎͑̿̊̇͜ ̵̧͓͎̬̳͆͛̐̃͗I̴͚̤̘̾ͅͅ ̵̛̗̫͗̐̾̽s̴̨̞̯̤͆̅͜e̷̮̺̱͛è̷̤̮̯̳ ̷͈̟̆́̃̎̾y̸̧͂̏̃͝o̵̠̮͓̞͕͗͗̆u̷̮͇̣̱̿̍̑.̸͎̅̈́.̵͙̩̩́.̵͈͍̼̮͊̑͝"̶͙̀̌
"You guys still celebrate that? pathetic, there's nothin' to be thankful for these days..."
"You guys still celebrate that? pathetic, there's nothin' to be thankful for these days..."
"...I dunno what it means but, I guess you can like to get a few incorrect quotes?"
"Could be nice. here's one as an example!"
"...I dunno what it means but, I guess you can like to get a few incorrect quotes?"
"Could be nice. here's one as an example!"
*...Ah.... looking at a screen and noticing said recruits... well...*
"I WAS ONLY KIDDING Y'KNOW!"
*...Ah.... looking at a screen and noticing said recruits... well...*
"I WAS ONLY KIDDING Y'KNOW!"
"...At this rate I'd take more versions of Kirby than anything else..."
"...At this rate I'd take more versions of Kirby than anything else..."
ANOTHER PERSON
IN THE HORRORS]
[WHO
IS IT
THEN]
IN SHIOKAWA
WHAT DID I MISS]
"Well I might be evil but I'm not DUMB AS A ROCK... Man..."
"...Sorry, I had to say it...."
“Why do people think that trusting that green robot is a bad idea?!
He’s suffering from amnesia.
YOU ALL HATE AMNESIACS?”
"Well I might be evil but I'm not DUMB AS A ROCK... Man..."
"...Sorry, I had to say it...."
*The jester took out a deck of cards, 'shuffling' them behind his back... truth be told he always played with the same starting hand, while all the other cards were shuffled -
*The jester took out a deck of cards, 'shuffling' them behind his back... truth be told he always played with the same starting hand, while all the other cards were shuffled -
Looks around wildly, trying to spot the aforementioned elevator, only to shift focus back on Marx.
"... IS THERE NOTHING TO DO WHILE WE WAIT??"
Head tilt.
*The jester chuckled...*
"Ah well, I'll just put the damage on my tab... So! Welcome to your first day on the job, pal! For now, we're just waiting for somethin' to happen outside!"
*The jester chuckled...*
"Ah well, I'll just put the damage on my tab... So! Welcome to your first day on the job, pal! For now, we're just waiting for somethin' to happen outside!"
"HAY MARX!! MISSED ME!?"
He asks enthusiastically, before jumping out of the hole, sign still in hand.
"Morning..."
"I don't have time to play games today, so there better be somethin' good going on..."
"Oh right! the new horrors recruit arrives today, of course..."
"Where IS that clown anyways..."
*The jester chuckled...*
"Ah well, I'll just put the damage on my tab... So! Welcome to your first day on the job, pal! For now, we're just waiting for somethin' to happen outside!"
"Morning..."
"I don't have time to play games today, so there better be somethin' good going on..."
"Oh right! the new horrors recruit arrives today, of course..."
"Where IS that clown anyways..."
"Morning..."
"I don't have time to play games today, so there better be somethin' good going on..."
"Oh right! the new horrors recruit arrives today, of course..."
"Where IS that clown anyways..."
*Marx chuckled... he can't help but laugh at 41's antics...*
"Even so, I say we call it for today, I certainly had fun while it lasted... perhaps we could partake in poker next time..."
*Marx chuckled... he can't help but laugh at 41's antics...*
"Even so, I say we call it for today, I certainly had fun while it lasted... perhaps we could partake in poker next time..."
*Marx notices and well... he's not amused... but he can't just lash out... less he wants to get kicked out of the base...*
"I... guess that's it for this game, isn't it?"
The Servbot was about to hand over two 7s but another Servbot seems to have fallen from ceiling crashing into all the cards.
*The jester yawned, looking at his hand...*
"Sevens, any sevens?"
*Marx notices and well... he's not amused... but he can't just lash out... less he wants to get kicked out of the base...*
"I... guess that's it for this game, isn't it?"
*The jester yawned, looking at his hand...*
"Sevens, any sevens?"
The Servbot drew a card.
“Oh, I forgot to ask you mister clown, what’s your name?”
"...Fish."
*The jester yawned, looking at his hand...*
"Sevens, any sevens?"
"...Fish."
“HMMMMMMM, got any 10s?”
"Lucky you... any twos?"
"...Fish."
"Lucky you... any twos?"
“Got any fives??”
*Marx took his cards first, waiting for the Servbot to start...*
"Lucky you... any twos?"
*Marx took his cards first, waiting for the Servbot to start...*
For a robot with only gripper claws for hands he is shuffling the cards with ease.
He places the deck down.
“I’ll let you draw first!”
*Marx took his cards first, waiting for the Servbot to start...*
Completely unbothered by the idea of a loss.
The Servbots are used to being on a losing side.
“Should I shuffle the cards or would you like to?”
"Apologies in advance if such disappoints you..."