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【マルク】
@wishes-of-control.bsky.social
"𝙃𝙚𝙮, 𝙝𝙚𝙮, 𝙝𝙚𝙮. 𝘾𝙖𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙪𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙈𝙤𝙤𝙣?"

PRE-STAR ALLIES TAKE ON MARX!

#𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐑𝐒' quite maniacal jester!
In truce with the #𝐌𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒?

SFW! + NSFW for potential dark themes only!
LEWD RP and NON-RP DNI (DO NOT INTERACT!)
Pinned
"ɪᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀʟʟ ᴀᴄᴄᴏʀᴅɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴ!"

| #kirbyrp | #nintendorp | #MVRP |

"ꜱᴏ ɴᴏᴡ ᴘᴏᴘ ꜱᴛᴀʀ ɪꜱ ᴍɪɴᴇ! ᴀʟʟ ᴍɪɴᴇ!"
"...I just need a nap at this rate..."

"Sleep well to everyone but Magolor..."
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
"Start at the beginning, dumbass..."
Uester

*pulls out list of characters from multiple fanbases*

OH WHERE DO I EVEN START?
"Hm, A favorite you say?"

"That implies there's more than one... spill the beans, who's the other favorite..."

"...I swear if it's Magolor, I'm gonna scream..."
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 PM
"Hm, A favorite you say?"

"That implies there's more than one... spill the beans, who's the other favorite..."

"...I swear if it's Magolor, I'm gonna scream..."
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
"Aww, that's quite the way to say 'I hate your guts!'"

"Honestly, I'm flattered..."
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
[nc]

"I just realized..."

"Why do they call it Chicken Pot Pie... when there's no pot inside?"

"...Being tired at nearly 12 in the morning will get 'ya asking these questions..."
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 AM
"Me? direct my attention to someone else? Ahahaha!"

*The jester laughed, such was amusing as hell...*

"Ah but where would the fun be in that? I can only do so much in this world without feeling bored! Hence my reasoning for talking to you folks specifically!"
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
"Welp! I've got nothin' else to do today!"

"Aaand that just means I have to figure out something to do tonight!"

"...I know! Perhaps I should break the fourth wall! We'll have so much fun!"

*He suddenly turns to... you? no not your muse. Like... YOU you...*

"̸̡͎̘͎̈́.̷̠̉̌̌͆.̸̧̝̉̅̽̔͝.̴̛̺̱͉̼͗̿̈͘T̷̥̰̎̓̔ḫ̴̍̒́̂a̸̝͕̞̎̅t̸̰͇̘̜́͋͒̉'̴͈͋̽̾̎̂ͅș̴̩̖̿͑̓̈́̕ ̸͙͓̟͉̺͑̿̾͠r̵̨̗̆̉ĩ̵͈͔̯̬̓͆ǵ̵̬̀͘ḫ̶̛͗̒t̷̤͆.̶̙͈̅̒̔.̸̖̖͓͐̄́̀̾.̷̎͑̿̊̇͜ ̵̧͓͎̬̳͆͛̐̃͗I̴͚̤̘̾ͅͅ ̵̛̗̫͗̐̾̽s̴̨̞̯̤͆̅͜e̷̮̺̱͛è̷̤̮̯̳ ̷͈̟̆́̃̎̾y̸̧͂̏̃͝o̵̠̮͓̞͕͗͗̆u̷̮͇̣̱̿̍̑.̸͎̅̈́.̵͙̩̩́.̵͈͍̼̮͊̑͝"̶͙̀̌
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
"Ugh.. Thanksgiving..."

"You guys still celebrate that? pathetic, there's nothin' to be thankful for these days..."
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"Hey hey heeeeey! fuck it! it's incorrect quote time!"

"...I dunno what it means but, I guess you can like to get a few incorrect quotes?"

"Could be nice. here's one as an example!"
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"The wh-"

*...Ah.... looking at a screen and noticing said recruits... well...*

"I WAS ONLY KIDDING Y'KNOW!"
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM
"Greeeeat... just what we needed, another Mega Man..."

"...At this rate I'd take more versions of Kirby than anything else..."
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 AM
"Some clown called Tricky... Kinda reminds me of myself at times, ahuhuhu..."
[WAIT YOU GOT
ANOTHER PERSON
IN THE HORRORS]

[WHO
IS IT
THEN]
"Uhh... the whole day! 'ya didn't even get to say hi to our new recruit!"
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
"Uhh... the whole day! 'ya didn't even get to say hi to our new recruit!"
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
[nc]

"Well I might be evil but I'm not DUMB AS A ROCK... Man..."

"...Sorry, I had to say it...."
[NC]

“Why do people think that trusting that green robot is a bad idea?!
He’s suffering from amnesia.
YOU ALL HATE AMNESIACS?”
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
"Hmm, never at all? interesting... I suppose I should go over the rules then... or you can just learn as we play..."

*The jester took out a deck of cards, 'shuffling' them behind his back... truth be told he always played with the same starting hand, while all the other cards were shuffled -
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"...I mean we have poker, if you like card games..."
"ELEVATOR!?"

Looks around wildly, trying to spot the aforementioned elevator, only to shift focus back on Marx.

"... IS THERE NOTHING TO DO WHILE WE WAIT??"

Head tilt.
"...Wouldn't the elevator have been easier?"

*The jester chuckled...*

"Ah well, I'll just put the damage on my tab... So! Welcome to your first day on the job, pal! For now, we're just waiting for somethin' to happen outside!"
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
"...Wouldn't the elevator have been easier?"

*The jester chuckled...*

"Ah well, I'll just put the damage on my tab... So! Welcome to your first day on the job, pal! For now, we're just waiting for somethin' to happen outside!"
Suddenly, an all-gray streetsign bursts out of the ground, followed by a familiar masked head emerging from the hole... OMFG, CLOWN!!

"HAY MARX!! MISSED ME!?"

He asks enthusiastically, before jumping out of the hole, sign still in hand.
*sigh*

"Morning..."

"I don't have time to play games today, so there better be somethin' good going on..."

"Oh right! the new horrors recruit arrives today, of course..."

"Where IS that clown anyways..."
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
*sigh*

"Morning..."

"I don't have time to play games today, so there better be somethin' good going on..."

"Oh right! the new horrors recruit arrives today, of course..."

"Where IS that clown anyways..."
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
"...Idiotic... why would one need to map that out? nobody ever goes in the vents here..."

*Marx chuckled... he can't help but laugh at 41's antics...*

"Even so, I say we call it for today, I certainly had fun while it lasted... perhaps we could partake in poker next time..."
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
"Hm?"

*Marx notices and well... he's not amused... but he can't just lash out... less he wants to get kicked out of the base...*

"I... guess that's it for this game, isn't it?"
“It is nice to meet you! …er for now?”
The Servbot was about to hand over two 7s but another Servbot seems to have fallen from ceiling crashing into all the cards.
"Oh, it's Marx..."

*The jester yawned, looking at his hand...*

"Sevens, any sevens?"
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
"Oh, it's Marx..."

*The jester yawned, looking at his hand...*

"Sevens, any sevens?"
“Darn.”
The Servbot drew a card.
“Oh, I forgot to ask you mister clown, what’s your name?”
*To that, the jester shook his head...*

"...Fish."
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
*To that, the jester shook his head...*

"...Fish."
The Servbot hands over one 2.
“HMMMMMMM, got any 10s?”
*That the Jester certainly did... as he gives up two fives from his hand...*

"Lucky you... any twos?"
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
*That the Jester certainly did... as he gives up two fives from his hand...*

"Lucky you... any twos?"
The Servbot draws his cards and looks through them.

“Got any fives??”
"Hmph, if you insist."

*Marx took his cards first, waiting for the Servbot to start...*
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
"Hmph, if you insist."

*Marx took his cards first, waiting for the Servbot to start...*
“Rodger!”
For a robot with only gripper claws for hands he is shuffling the cards with ease.
He places the deck down.

“I’ll let you draw first!”
"Hmm... I think you can handle it..."
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"Hmm... I think you can handle it..."
“Okie dokie!”
Completely unbothered by the idea of a loss.
The Servbots are used to being on a losing side.

“Should I shuffle the cards or would you like to?”
"...Very well Number 10, Just know I'm going to enjoy crushing your spirit... or lack-of since you're a robot and all... by winning this game..."

"Apologies in advance if such disappoints you..."
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM