Also, there’s no quicker way to highlight the fact you’ve never known someone go through deedpoll, than to imply it’s some hefty legal process instead of a single 10-20 minute meeting with a solicitor.
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Also, there’s no quicker way to highlight the fact you’ve never known someone go through deedpoll, than to imply it’s some hefty legal process instead of a single 10-20 minute meeting with a solicitor.
The moment people work out where the camera blindspot is for these things, it’s game over
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The moment people work out where the camera blindspot is for these things, it’s game over
Oops I dropped my hammer on it, oops I dropped it again, and again! A real butterfingers day for me today!
November 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Oops I dropped my hammer on it, oops I dropped it again, and again! A real butterfingers day for me today!
Just snap that little arial off and see what happens
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Just snap that little arial off and see what happens
We’ve got Lime, Forest, and a couple of others, who seem to think the way to get over the thefts and vandalism is to just keep flooding the market until people just decide to stop breaking and stealing them
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
We’ve got Lime, Forest, and a couple of others, who seem to think the way to get over the thefts and vandalism is to just keep flooding the market until people just decide to stop breaking and stealing them
Drop a Lime Bike on it and solve two problems at once (by breaking them)
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Drop a Lime Bike on it and solve two problems at once (by breaking them)
that was Mobike wasn’t it? Down here, they only avoided the same level of theft/destruction by the existence of Ofo, which were much easier to steal.
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
that was Mobike wasn’t it? Down here, they only avoided the same level of theft/destruction by the existence of Ofo, which were much easier to steal.
The people of Camden throw their own bikes into the canal, there’s no way they’re prepared for how quickly and frequently these bots will end up under water
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The people of Camden throw their own bikes into the canal, there’s no way they’re prepared for how quickly and frequently these bots will end up under water
Starmer is going to make it a minimum 5 year sentence to impede one of these little freaks, isn’t he?
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Starmer is going to make it a minimum 5 year sentence to impede one of these little freaks, isn’t he?
Like, I know for sure, whatever weird tech bro startup is making these has only accounted for “people trying to steal the contents” and not “people randomly deciding to break them”
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Like, I know for sure, whatever weird tech bro startup is making these has only accounted for “people trying to steal the contents” and not “people randomly deciding to break them”
Give it about 6 months and the only time you’ll see one of these is through the haze of Camden canal, or just as a wreck at the side of the path. And sad cunts will be all like “this is why we can’t have nice things :(“ and they’ll be wrong.
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Give it about 6 months and the only time you’ll see one of these is through the haze of Camden canal, or just as a wreck at the side of the path. And sad cunts will be all like “this is why we can’t have nice things :(“ and they’ll be wrong.
I’d tip those motherfuckers over, just for fun. If I see one on the street, I will immediately bully it. I don’t give a fuck.
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I’d tip those motherfuckers over, just for fun. If I see one on the street, I will immediately bully it. I don’t give a fuck.
I would be immediately and intensely violent towards one, without provocation, if I saw some toaster rolling down my street.
November 28, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I would be immediately and intensely violent towards one, without provocation, if I saw some toaster rolling down my street.
The moment they arrive in Camden they’ll be in the canal, along with their Lime Bike, Uber Jump, Ofo, and Mobike colleagues.
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
The moment they arrive in Camden they’ll be in the canal, along with their Lime Bike, Uber Jump, Ofo, and Mobike colleagues.
“back to”? When did austerity end, Lucy
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
“back to”? When did austerity end, Lucy
AI, It’s grifters all the way down, boydy
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
AI, It’s grifters all the way down, boydy
Might need @goingmedieval.bsky.social to weigh in on if the state existed in “Early Christian Times”
November 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Might need @goingmedieval.bsky.social to weigh in on if the state existed in “Early Christian Times”
Also, while we’re here Kemi, why and how did he die? Like, what happened there?
November 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Also, while we’re here Kemi, why and how did he die? Like, what happened there?
She’ll just call you woke for saying that the state existed in… erm… “Christian times”
November 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM
She’ll just call you woke for saying that the state existed in… erm… “Christian times”