Call me Bill
@williamshuttoh.bsky.social
I support Man City. Like drinking, like a laugh, chat, you know - bit of a debate, argument, scrap, fight, punch up, break some bloke's nose. I like life."
Cracked badge time innit.
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Cracked badge time innit.
I am shocked that an actual football ground has been chosen instead of a set of drawing plans.
Wembley set to be 2035 Women's World Cup final pick over a new Man United stadium
Wembley set to be 2035 Women's World Cup final pick over a new Man United stadium
Wembley is set to be the FA's preference as the venue for the 2035 Women's World Cup final – dashing any Manchester United hopes of hosting the showpiece match at a new stadium.
news.sky.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I am shocked that an actual football ground has been chosen instead of a set of drawing plans.
I've lived through 60yrs of budgets. They've all been fucking gash. #PoliticalAnalysis
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I've lived through 60yrs of budgets. They've all been fucking gash. #PoliticalAnalysis
Reindeers > Reijnders
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Reindeers > Reijnders
Savinho is keeping me awake here. My brain is too active trying to rationalise that he's a professional footballer.
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Savinho is keeping me awake here. My brain is too active trying to rationalise that he's a professional footballer.
Impressed by the bloke next to me replicating my condition here. He had a proper kip.
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Impressed by the bloke next to me replicating my condition here. He had a proper kip.
One thing I did learn this evening. Eldest grandsons jekyll ID that his mate has done on a 3D printer, is a lot better than my efforts of forgery at that age.
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
One thing I did learn this evening. Eldest grandsons jekyll ID that his mate has done on a 3D printer, is a lot better than my efforts of forgery at that age.
Tell you I doff my cap to, Savinho's agent. Blagging that he's a footballer is a stroke of genius!
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Tell you I doff my cap to, Savinho's agent. Blagging that he's a footballer is a stroke of genius!
I was that happy when I was 17!
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I was that happy when I was 17!
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Everton fans you’re damn right we’ve updated the mugs and posters
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November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Everton fans you’re damn right we’ve updated the mugs and posters
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Didn't watch the match but just turned it on to see what they're saying. First thing I hear is Martinez mention 'scanning.'
I now want to go full John Paul Getty III with my ears
I now want to go full John Paul Getty III with my ears
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Didn't watch the match but just turned it on to see what they're saying. First thing I hear is Martinez mention 'scanning.'
I now want to go full John Paul Getty III with my ears
I now want to go full John Paul Getty III with my ears
Just remembering the metal detector in our hotel in Istanbul. Simpler times
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Just remembering the metal detector in our hotel in Istanbul. Simpler times
Easy peasy. Used to get that bus to OT from Crescent rd, Cheetham for #TheCricket
Uh-oh, another #MysteryMonday puzzle to get your brain cells working at the start of the week. An orange bus, on the 71 to Old Trafford - but where was it? Tell us if you think you know, and we'll confirm the answer later.
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Easy peasy. Used to get that bus to OT from Crescent rd, Cheetham for #TheCricket
"Doctors, nurses & consultants"
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
"Doctors, nurses & consultants"
Just preparing myself for the budget
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Just preparing myself for the budget
Weird cunts. Everyone knows it should be served in a schooner.
November 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Weird cunts. Everyone knows it should be served in a schooner.
Werst cover of The Smiths EVOH!
Blimey it's miserable outside.
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Werst cover of The Smiths EVOH!
At least it's a proper derby. Not one of these made up ones, just because two teams are at either end of a motorway
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 PM
At least it's a proper derby. Not one of these made up ones, just because two teams are at either end of a motorway
"What you in for mate?"
"Sarcasm"
"Same here. But I threw in a bit of pathos as well. Now doing a 7 stretch. Me & my mouth eh?!"
"Sarcasm"
"Same here. But I threw in a bit of pathos as well. Now doing a 7 stretch. Me & my mouth eh?!"
Morrissey, somehow managing to be a more ridiculous version of Stewart Lee’s ‘These days if you say you’re English’ parody
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 AM
"What you in for mate?"
"Sarcasm"
"Same here. But I threw in a bit of pathos as well. Now doing a 7 stretch. Me & my mouth eh?!"
"Sarcasm"
"Same here. But I threw in a bit of pathos as well. Now doing a 7 stretch. Me & my mouth eh?!"
🎵Back once again for the renegade master
D4 damage with the ill behaviour
Back once again for the renegade master
D4 damage with the ill behaviour🎶
D4 damage with the ill behaviour
Back once again for the renegade master
D4 damage with the ill behaviour🎶
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 AM
🎵Back once again for the renegade master
D4 damage with the ill behaviour
Back once again for the renegade master
D4 damage with the ill behaviour🎶
D4 damage with the ill behaviour
Back once again for the renegade master
D4 damage with the ill behaviour🎶
I wish VAR would chalk Savinho off
November 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I wish VAR would chalk Savinho off
Lol @ showing Barnes onside when he was set up by Guimareas who was offside!
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Lol @ showing Barnes onside when he was set up by Guimareas who was offside!