MP for Doggerland
willgoodey.bsky.social
MP for Doggerland
@willgoodey.bsky.social
A nihilist who cares
For the first time this year I'm next level excited about an album's release. Look at the fucking guest performers. Insane. And the early release track is brilliant.
gorillaz.bandcamp.com/album/the-mo...
The Mountain, by Gorillaz
15 track album
gorillaz.bandcamp.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:02 PM
How should I put this, without VAR the goal stands and the game is over at 3-1 to Man City, with VAR the ref has to send Szoboslai off and chalk off the goal. I just love how Liverpool players were in the refs face and they got the worst of it.
February 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
This is an incredible game of football, genuinely insanely outstanding.

Amusingly Liverpool moaning about a late goal could see their player sent off...
February 8, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I just want people to know that Guy Montgomery's Spelling Bee is on the iPlayer. Watch it, it's amazingballs (I'm sure that's how that's spelt).
February 8, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Poor Lindsey Vonn, hope she's okay even though clearly in a lot of pain. So much respect for her journey but I hope the end is nothing but some fucked up joints. I didn't think she'd win but no-one wanted that crash.
February 8, 2026 at 11:23 AM
'Eric' finds his new kink. as old stand up @herring1967.bsky.social teases flaccid penis as he fails to 'stand up' in hotel room porn. Not an in depth report.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-AZ...
Rich and Ally’s Craven Newsround - Friday 6th February 2026
YouTube video by Richard Herring
www.youtube.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:28 PM
BBC fucking up their Olympics coverage already by cutting away from the curling and then not making it available on the iplayer but having the stupid ski freestyle shite on for two channels. Fixed it now but this is the first full day you useless sods.
February 7, 2026 at 10:05 AM
I normally like miserable weather, it generally suits my outlook on life (especially of late) but really, it just needs to stop fucking raining now. Everything is so wet and muddy and it really is quite depressing.
February 5, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Apparently the BBC don't wish to confirm or deny that Peter Mandelson has a series coming out about tram journeys around Europe. The latest in their 'Evil shits on public transport' series.
February 5, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Politics aside (and I don't know what they were tbh but he worked with that prick Jim Davidson) I really liked John Virgo as a snooker commentator. He had a dry wit that was perfectly suited to the game and he knew the game inside and out. Sad news.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooke...
John Virgo dies aged 79
John Virgo, who co-presented TV show Big Break and commentated on the BBC for 47 years, has died.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 4, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Have to say one thing about this 6-7 thing. It seems to be absolutely universal. I've seen countless kids of all nationalities do it. It's like Mr Bean, so simple it travels.
February 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
At this point in my life people are boringly banging on about pensions and stuff and I honestly don't think I'm going to retire. Katy's going to and she's got a good pension I think. I just don't think I'll stop until I have to (AI may take my job in the end I guess). I quite like working...
February 3, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I think hefty is a clue. What could it be? Is it Herring vs food? Herring vs fish in which richard travels round the country's coast trying to catch all the fish and eat them in a cannibalistical orgy?
It was not. As it was only 3 days I was able to blog around it without mentioning it - the other job took a month and is a bit more hefty!
Was this the secret thing of which you could not speak?
February 3, 2026 at 1:54 PM
I'm sleep deprived because of this little monster. But I'll cope.
February 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
The man formally known as Prince was in Our Price and not anyone else. @herring1967.bsky.social digging the royal dirt and piercing the bubble that was Randrew Andrew who no longer has 10,000 men.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIXC...
Rich and Ally’s Craven Newsround Special - Sunday 1st February 2026
YouTube video by Richard Herring
www.youtube.com
February 2, 2026 at 6:17 PM
'This isn't about God's cock!' screams @herring1967.bsky.social as he punctures the 'lamestream media'. Astonishing stuff.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFn6...
Rich and Ally’s Craven Newsround - Friday 30th January 2026
YouTube video by Richard Herring
www.youtube.com
February 1, 2026 at 11:10 AM
More than how unpleasant he is what this and the video shows is that Pretti was known and targeted by ICE. They decided to detain him but waited until they had numbers and then adrenaline got so high that seeing he had a gun just made them execute him. Showing how psychotic and untrained they are.
January 30, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Post-woke Mind Addled @herring1967.bsky.social Falls Into Ally Sloper's Clickbait Breast Trap.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKVd...
Rich and Ally’s Craven Newsround - Friday 30th January 2026
YouTube video by Richard Herring
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January 30, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Today we should be celebrating the killing of a king but there's barely a ripple of remembrance that we executed a tyrant because he was replaced by a tyrant. Still I think we should remember and rejoice.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qal5...
New Model Army - Burn the Castle - Lyrics
YouTube video by Giorgos Koskinas
www.youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 11:11 AM
This is exactly as good as you'd expect. I mean it's pretty much up to you if you have high or low expectations about @herring1967.bsky.social but I'm a middle-aged white man who doesn't work in IT so I'm not the target audience and I loved it. It's a must watch.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WfB...
Rich and Ally’s Craven Newsround - Thursday 29th January 2026
YouTube video by Richard Herring
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January 29, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Sometimes I cannot distract myself from the anxiety. I know what I should be doing, I know it's unreasonable, but still I feel it. It really is fucking annoying.

I'm fine but it's not a fun feeling.
January 28, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Sometimes players leave your football club and it makes you emotional, Lucas Paqueta's been a star for us, wishing him all the best, he seems like a lovely bloke. I think he needs to go home for his mental health and that's understandable.
January 28, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Nothing fucking changes.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XARq...
Welcome To The Occupation
YouTube video by R.E.M. - Topic
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January 26, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers

Chvrches
Sait Etienne
Curve
10,000 Maniacs
Throwing Muses

I'm glad to say there's loads more.
Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers:

Saint Etienne
Goat Girl
Echobelly
Jane Weaver
Horsegirl
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers

Keeley
Throwing Muses
Healees
Miki Berenyi Trio
Shoun Shoun

(All within the same year)
January 24, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Increasingly depressing this world.

Though if it shows one thing, it's that Labour have lost the left by appealing to the more insular opinions of the right. When clearly they should be aligning with the Greens. Our stupid electoral system could well mean the next Government are lead by Reform...
Latest YouGov Westminster voting intention (18-19 January 2026)

Reform UK: 24% (no change from 11-12 Jan)
Labour: 19% (=)
Conservatives: 18% (-2)
Greens: 17% (+3)
Lib Dems: 14% (-2)

yougov.co.uk/topics/polit...
January 21, 2026 at 8:07 PM