When Samberg is good he’s really good. Not always choosing good projects though

You cryin?

Goddamn, got me feeing good at the start with people at least trying to put good into the world, then hit us with the never ending torrent of bad shit about prisons. A Hell World classic imo

I don’t celebrate Hallmark holidays so I massacre the people I love all year round

If the pothole doesn’t stop the outside agitators, the military surplus munitions will

lol this sucks. if you won't abolish DHS and ICE then just retire

If playing QB for the Browns wasn't disqualifying, the stat lines surely are!

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50

Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

Saw this tactic work in U10 7v7 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

for three weeks i've had "the plural of you is w" bopping around inside my head and now this