Wilbur 🐶
@wilburpup.bsky.social
Saint Bernard furry/leather pup in PGH!
he/him
NSFW things sometimes
he/him
NSFW things sometimes
Genuinely don’t understand why people go to CES anymore. It’s been the same tech every year for the last 20 years, just with the latest buzzword tacked on. Look we have humanoid robots *but with AI*. Check out our new digital assistant *with AI*. Video screens? On your glasses? You bet it’s got AI
January 8, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Genuinely don’t understand why people go to CES anymore. It’s been the same tech every year for the last 20 years, just with the latest buzzword tacked on. Look we have humanoid robots *but with AI*. Check out our new digital assistant *with AI*. Video screens? On your glasses? You bet it’s got AI
Reposted by Wilbur 🐶
Reposted by Wilbur 🐶
My New Year’s resolution is to eat more ass
January 1, 2026 at 3:44 PM
My New Year’s resolution is to eat more ass
Been dealing with an on and off gout flare up since starting at my new job, so my coworkers have seen me walking with a limp the entire time I’ve worked here. I’ve opted not to talk about it so people think I have a cool and mysterious past and didn’t just eat too many Christmas cookies last week
December 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Been dealing with an on and off gout flare up since starting at my new job, so my coworkers have seen me walking with a limp the entire time I’ve worked here. I’ve opted not to talk about it so people think I have a cool and mysterious past and didn’t just eat too many Christmas cookies last week
Thinking about an old coworker who found out that im into pup play and started bullying me at work by treating me like a dog but then this year I found out that he’s gay and that the petting and “good boy”s and scratching behind my ears may have actually been flirting not bullying and ill never know
December 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Thinking about an old coworker who found out that im into pup play and started bullying me at work by treating me like a dog but then this year I found out that he’s gay and that the petting and “good boy”s and scratching behind my ears may have actually been flirting not bullying and ill never know
not a lot of people know this but Car Seat Headrest’s The Ending of Dramamine is actually about the furry porn artist not the drug
December 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
not a lot of people know this but Car Seat Headrest’s The Ending of Dramamine is actually about the furry porn artist not the drug
Kicking a RIVR delivery robot down an entire set of Pittsburgh stairs has gotta feel so good I just know it
December 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Kicking a RIVR delivery robot down an entire set of Pittsburgh stairs has gotta feel so good I just know it
Shoutout to the guy biking up my street playing Jauz’s 2014 Diplo & Friends mix on his bluetooth speaker
December 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Shoutout to the guy biking up my street playing Jauz’s 2014 Diplo & Friends mix on his bluetooth speaker
NYT should make the Sunday wordle 7 or 9 letters like how the Sunday crossword is 21x21 instead of 15x15
December 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
NYT should make the Sunday wordle 7 or 9 letters like how the Sunday crossword is 21x21 instead of 15x15
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i feel like i would be a very good shirt designer for big dogs
December 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
i feel like i would be a very good shirt designer for big dogs
Roman Mars is great but I will never forgive him for his 2015 Ted Talk that has made every new flag design of the last 10 years look exactly the same
December 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Roman Mars is great but I will never forgive him for his 2015 Ted Talk that has made every new flag design of the last 10 years look exactly the same
LED headlights but instead of LEDs they’re lasers and instead of being pointed at the road they’re pointed directly into the eyes of oncoming drivers
December 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
LED headlights but instead of LEDs they’re lasers and instead of being pointed at the road they’re pointed directly into the eyes of oncoming drivers
When is Paul Robalino going to be on Gastronauts
December 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
When is Paul Robalino going to be on Gastronauts
not a lot of people know this but bbno$ has an older brother who works at a car dealership, bbno%APR
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
not a lot of people know this but bbno$ has an older brother who works at a car dealership, bbno%APR
It’s that time of year
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It’s that time of year
Learning to cook is a great activity for those days that you’re feeling too good about yourself and you need something to make you feel like a fucking idiot who can’t do anything right
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Learning to cook is a great activity for those days that you’re feeling too good about yourself and you need something to make you feel like a fucking idiot who can’t do anything right
Sometimes all you need is to pretend to be a dog and dance with a bunch of furries
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Sometimes all you need is to pretend to be a dog and dance with a bunch of furries
Finished my first crochet tapestry 🐶
🖤💙🖤💙🤍💙🖤💙🖤
🖤💙🖤💙🤍💙🖤💙🖤
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Finished my first crochet tapestry 🐶
🖤💙🖤💙🤍💙🖤💙🖤
🖤💙🖤💙🤍💙🖤💙🖤
Imagine worshipping a dom’s armpits but he’s ticklish so every five seconds you hear a little “teeheehee”
October 29, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Imagine worshipping a dom’s armpits but he’s ticklish so every five seconds you hear a little “teeheehee”
imagine if you invented nail polish but nobody's invented nail polish remover yet so you're just like "shit i guess my nails are gonna be like this forever"
October 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
imagine if you invented nail polish but nobody's invented nail polish remover yet so you're just like "shit i guess my nails are gonna be like this forever"
me when I get turned into airpods
October 13, 2025 at 1:15 PM
me when I get turned into airpods
A month ago I saw a lube wrestling video on reddit and I was like “that looks so fun but what are the odds that I ever find an opportunity to do that” and today this graphic exists.
October 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
A month ago I saw a lube wrestling video on reddit and I was like “that looks so fun but what are the odds that I ever find an opportunity to do that” and today this graphic exists.
I’ll be dipping out of WPAFW a little early Sunday to go lube wrestle at Club Pitt! Come support QMNTY Center and see some slippery folks slide around all over each other!
October 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I’ll be dipping out of WPAFW a little early Sunday to go lube wrestle at Club Pitt! Come support QMNTY Center and see some slippery folks slide around all over each other!