Mike
@widerawake.bsky.social
Retired HD Mechanic.
Edmonton Oilers & Blue Jays
Left of center.
Vancouver Island, British Columbia, Canada.
(A very, very small piece of my heart is Albertan. And it's getting smaller every day)
Not a lot of faith, but a little hope.
Edmonton Oilers & Blue Jays
Left of center.
Vancouver Island, British Columbia, Canada.
(A very, very small piece of my heart is Albertan. And it's getting smaller every day)
Not a lot of faith, but a little hope.
I recognize those gloves!
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I recognize those gloves!
The Christmas Vitch has arrived!
"I don't care, do you?"
"I don't care, do you?"
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The Christmas Vitch has arrived!
"I don't care, do you?"
"I don't care, do you?"
"The moment I wake up
Before I put on my makeup"
Before I put on my makeup"
November 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
"The moment I wake up
Before I put on my makeup"
Before I put on my makeup"
Oh well, at least the paycheck is probably pretty good.
November 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Oh well, at least the paycheck is probably pretty good.
I suspect this suspect as the inspiration of this type of communication.
The writer may have been home schooled by a teacher who used "media" as a learning tool.
Maybe one of the DOGE teens got a new job as "Comms Guy Level XX".
The writer may have been home schooled by a teacher who used "media" as a learning tool.
Maybe one of the DOGE teens got a new job as "Comms Guy Level XX".
November 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I suspect this suspect as the inspiration of this type of communication.
The writer may have been home schooled by a teacher who used "media" as a learning tool.
Maybe one of the DOGE teens got a new job as "Comms Guy Level XX".
The writer may have been home schooled by a teacher who used "media" as a learning tool.
Maybe one of the DOGE teens got a new job as "Comms Guy Level XX".
Here's mine for our house.
October 31, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Here's mine for our house.
Ladies and gentlemen, the next ambassador to Brazil!
October 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, the next ambassador to Brazil!
Personally, I actually use a couple of their products so I thought I'd do a quick search for something more to their taste. I didn't think this would pop up, but yeah, probably spot on;
October 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Personally, I actually use a couple of their products so I thought I'd do a quick search for something more to their taste. I didn't think this would pop up, but yeah, probably spot on;
Here's what Canadian clowns dress up like when they want to impress people.
September 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Here's what Canadian clowns dress up like when they want to impress people.
I like it 👌!
PP Coyote, best laid plans...
PP Coyote, best laid plans...
August 31, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I like it 👌!
PP Coyote, best laid plans...
PP Coyote, best laid plans...
I have a match, PP and Scott "Scut" Farkus from the movie A Christmas Story.
August 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I have a match, PP and Scott "Scut" Farkus from the movie A Christmas Story.
A nice flight on Air Force One to the Bermuda Triangle, please.
August 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
A nice flight on Air Force One to the Bermuda Triangle, please.
Hmmm.
Do they need a Prime Minister!
Do they need a Prime Minister!
August 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Hmmm.
Do they need a Prime Minister!
Do they need a Prime Minister!
The most forgiving president ever!
Just like those trading cards he posts, healing the sick, calming the waters, dispensing forgiveness, the Nobel for sure!
You can even tell by his immaculate golf with self healing lies, maybe beautification, maybe even getting to be a living Saint!
Just like those trading cards he posts, healing the sick, calming the waters, dispensing forgiveness, the Nobel for sure!
You can even tell by his immaculate golf with self healing lies, maybe beautification, maybe even getting to be a living Saint!
August 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The most forgiving president ever!
Just like those trading cards he posts, healing the sick, calming the waters, dispensing forgiveness, the Nobel for sure!
You can even tell by his immaculate golf with self healing lies, maybe beautification, maybe even getting to be a living Saint!
Just like those trading cards he posts, healing the sick, calming the waters, dispensing forgiveness, the Nobel for sure!
You can even tell by his immaculate golf with self healing lies, maybe beautification, maybe even getting to be a living Saint!
Wow! A part of me would like to go back to April/May to identify the haters so I could send out a care package of crow.
Of course, I don't really care.
Happy to have my Ernie Clement foul ball I caught on my birthday.
Of course, I don't really care.
Happy to have my Ernie Clement foul ball I caught on my birthday.
July 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Wow! A part of me would like to go back to April/May to identify the haters so I could send out a care package of crow.
Of course, I don't really care.
Happy to have my Ernie Clement foul ball I caught on my birthday.
Of course, I don't really care.
Happy to have my Ernie Clement foul ball I caught on my birthday.
Also champion golfer.
Golf is sort of a microcosm of life and politics.
Nine Core Values for the Game of Golf
Honesty
Integrity
Sportsmanship
Respect
Confidence
Responsibility
Perseverance
Courtesy
Judgment
Not just Arnold Palmer's member ship list.
Golf is sort of a microcosm of life and politics.
Nine Core Values for the Game of Golf
Honesty
Integrity
Sportsmanship
Respect
Confidence
Responsibility
Perseverance
Courtesy
Judgment
Not just Arnold Palmer's member ship list.
July 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Also champion golfer.
Golf is sort of a microcosm of life and politics.
Nine Core Values for the Game of Golf
Honesty
Integrity
Sportsmanship
Respect
Confidence
Responsibility
Perseverance
Courtesy
Judgment
Not just Arnold Palmer's member ship list.
Golf is sort of a microcosm of life and politics.
Nine Core Values for the Game of Golf
Honesty
Integrity
Sportsmanship
Respect
Confidence
Responsibility
Perseverance
Courtesy
Judgment
Not just Arnold Palmer's member ship list.
Not sure what the TV show was, but the book seems quite reminiscent of where Gilead is headed at the moment.
July 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Not sure what the TV show was, but the book seems quite reminiscent of where Gilead is headed at the moment.
Supporters see a win, more of us see see dick.
July 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Supporters see a win, more of us see see dick.
Maybe the movie "The Boys From Brazil" should have been "The Boys From Pretoria".
"Hiding in South Africa, Nazi Dr. Josef Mengele gathers a group of former colleagues for a horrifying project — the creation of the Fourth Reich"
After many unsuccessful tries, they throw one spawn upon the world.
"Hiding in South Africa, Nazi Dr. Josef Mengele gathers a group of former colleagues for a horrifying project — the creation of the Fourth Reich"
After many unsuccessful tries, they throw one spawn upon the world.
July 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Maybe the movie "The Boys From Brazil" should have been "The Boys From Pretoria".
"Hiding in South Africa, Nazi Dr. Josef Mengele gathers a group of former colleagues for a horrifying project — the creation of the Fourth Reich"
After many unsuccessful tries, they throw one spawn upon the world.
"Hiding in South Africa, Nazi Dr. Josef Mengele gathers a group of former colleagues for a horrifying project — the creation of the Fourth Reich"
After many unsuccessful tries, they throw one spawn upon the world.
But waxing by the light of the Wolf Moon is so satisfying!
July 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
But waxing by the light of the Wolf Moon is so satisfying!
Ah yes, but knowing your audience is also important.
Many people can be baffled by a clever turn of phrase.
Hence ol' Jordan B. and his bafflegabbery.
Many people can be baffled by a clever turn of phrase.
Hence ol' Jordan B. and his bafflegabbery.
July 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Ah yes, but knowing your audience is also important.
Many people can be baffled by a clever turn of phrase.
Hence ol' Jordan B. and his bafflegabbery.
Many people can be baffled by a clever turn of phrase.
Hence ol' Jordan B. and his bafflegabbery.