D. J. Toland
@whxn37.bsky.social
Grumpy old man. Mayor of Failure. Caster of Pods. Celebrating slightly disreputable schedule fillers at Channel 37's Midnight Movie Show at https://open.spotify.com/show/5TA5fZIScwLFelA6qjZrXLHe/him/his.
Ok, so BRIDES OF DRACULA just ended. @daveprobert.bsky.social, does "windmill on fire" sufficiently fulfill the contract?
December 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Ok, so BRIDES OF DRACULA just ended. @daveprobert.bsky.social, does "windmill on fire" sufficiently fulfill the contract?
Welp, another "holy shit, is this it?" rumor over on Threads after someone apparently reported Marine Two went to Walter Reed tonight.
I'm not taking it seriously, but it IS the day before the files' release deadline, so.
I'm not taking it seriously, but it IS the day before the files' release deadline, so.
December 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Welp, another "holy shit, is this it?" rumor over on Threads after someone apparently reported Marine Two went to Walter Reed tonight.
I'm not taking it seriously, but it IS the day before the files' release deadline, so.
I'm not taking it seriously, but it IS the day before the files' release deadline, so.
I know you were wondering, so I can at last confirm that the previously lost film BOOTS AND THE PREACHER does indeed have a very minor character named Boots who is in no way part of the plot(s), and there's a preacher who's in it for a grand total of about 4 minutes @vinsyn.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I know you were wondering, so I can at last confirm that the previously lost film BOOTS AND THE PREACHER does indeed have a very minor character named Boots who is in no way part of the plot(s), and there's a preacher who's in it for a grand total of about 4 minutes @vinsyn.bsky.social
Why has no one told me about this before today?
December 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Why has no one told me about this before today?
"The economy is bad because people need too many pencils and dolls" says foam homonculus who literally shits in a solid gold toilet
December 13, 2025 at 7:03 AM
"The economy is bad because people need too many pencils and dolls" says foam homonculus who literally shits in a solid gold toilet
All right, sure, I'll watch a Grinch horror movie.
December 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
All right, sure, I'll watch a Grinch horror movie.
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When we talk about physical media, we are often only taking about personal collections but a big part of shunning the current digital ecosystem is supporting your local library. Not just for print books and periodicals but for movies, games and other medias too. Get. A. Library. Card.
December 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
When we talk about physical media, we are often only taking about personal collections but a big part of shunning the current digital ecosystem is supporting your local library. Not just for print books and periodicals but for movies, games and other medias too. Get. A. Library. Card.
IIIIII CAN'T REMEMBER
ANYTHING TO THIS VERY DAY
'CEPT THE LOOK, THE LOOK...
OH, YOU KNOW WHERE
NOW I CAN'T SEE, I JUST STAAAAAAAAAARE
I, I'M STILL ALIVE
ANYTHING TO THIS VERY DAY
'CEPT THE LOOK, THE LOOK...
OH, YOU KNOW WHERE
NOW I CAN'T SEE, I JUST STAAAAAAAAAARE
I, I'M STILL ALIVE
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
IIIIII CAN'T REMEMBER
ANYTHING TO THIS VERY DAY
'CEPT THE LOOK, THE LOOK...
OH, YOU KNOW WHERE
NOW I CAN'T SEE, I JUST STAAAAAAAAAARE
I, I'M STILL ALIVE
ANYTHING TO THIS VERY DAY
'CEPT THE LOOK, THE LOOK...
OH, YOU KNOW WHERE
NOW I CAN'T SEE, I JUST STAAAAAAAAAARE
I, I'M STILL ALIVE
I'm going to need this hung over my bed so it's the last thing I see before I go to sleep every night and the first thing I see when I greet the day
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I'm going to need this hung over my bed so it's the last thing I see before I go to sleep every night and the first thing I see when I greet the day
Boy, the killer mutant snowman sure is taking his time to show up in the killer mutant snowman movie
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Boy, the killer mutant snowman sure is taking his time to show up in the killer mutant snowman movie
People with a little more visibilty to the public at large when on @dirtylaundryshow.bsky.social: "Who once accidentally took two newspapers out of a vending machine?"
@dropout.tv regulars on the same show: "Who once murdered a circuit court judge?"
@dropout.tv regulars on the same show: "Who once murdered a circuit court judge?"
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
People with a little more visibilty to the public at large when on @dirtylaundryshow.bsky.social: "Who once accidentally took two newspapers out of a vending machine?"
@dropout.tv regulars on the same show: "Who once murdered a circuit court judge?"
@dropout.tv regulars on the same show: "Who once murdered a circuit court judge?"
Looking at SHAKESPEARE'S SHITSTORM again and gotta say, a company that's been gleefully offensive for 50 years is gonna have a tough time selling "people are too easily offended" and "no one can joke about anything anymore".
Kate McGarrigle, however, is FANTASTIC as Miranda.
Kate McGarrigle, however, is FANTASTIC as Miranda.
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Looking at SHAKESPEARE'S SHITSTORM again and gotta say, a company that's been gleefully offensive for 50 years is gonna have a tough time selling "people are too easily offended" and "no one can joke about anything anymore".
Kate McGarrigle, however, is FANTASTIC as Miranda.
Kate McGarrigle, however, is FANTASTIC as Miranda.
Quick, no one tell @dc20willsave.bsky.social that FUN IN BALLOONLAND is coming out on blu-ray this month #agfa
November 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Quick, no one tell @dc20willsave.bsky.social that FUN IN BALLOONLAND is coming out on blu-ray this month #agfa
You think at some point the castaways would stop being shocked every time they met a stranger on Gilligan's Island
November 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
You think at some point the castaways would stop being shocked every time they met a stranger on Gilligan's Island
Reposted by D. J. Toland
Channel 37's Midnight Movie Show:
2025 Halloween Special
It's @whxn37.bsky.social's favorite time of year! We've got two movies featuring countdowns to tragedy on Halloween night:
- 1993's Hocus Pocus
- 1990's Rockula
www.earth-2.net/podcasts/c37...
2025 Halloween Special
It's @whxn37.bsky.social's favorite time of year! We've got two movies featuring countdowns to tragedy on Halloween night:
- 1993's Hocus Pocus
- 1990's Rockula
www.earth-2.net/podcasts/c37...
October 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Channel 37's Midnight Movie Show:
2025 Halloween Special
It's @whxn37.bsky.social's favorite time of year! We've got two movies featuring countdowns to tragedy on Halloween night:
- 1993's Hocus Pocus
- 1990's Rockula
www.earth-2.net/podcasts/c37...
2025 Halloween Special
It's @whxn37.bsky.social's favorite time of year! We've got two movies featuring countdowns to tragedy on Halloween night:
- 1993's Hocus Pocus
- 1990's Rockula
www.earth-2.net/podcasts/c37...
Reposted by D. J. Toland
I heard someone say "I won a lot of fights to be here right now", and... yeah.
December 17, 2024 at 1:49 AM
I heard someone say "I won a lot of fights to be here right now", and... yeah.
RIP to William Hootkins, one of the all-time "hey, it's that guy"s of the past 50 years.
October 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
RIP to William Hootkins, one of the all-time "hey, it's that guy"s of the past 50 years.
In case you're wondering, yes, OBSERVE AND REPORT is a very tough watch in 2025, as the Ronnies of the world are on TV every night trying to figure out how to mace someone in an inflatable frog suit
Still pitch black and much, much smarter than people remember.
Still pitch black and much, much smarter than people remember.
October 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
In case you're wondering, yes, OBSERVE AND REPORT is a very tough watch in 2025, as the Ronnies of the world are on TV every night trying to figure out how to mace someone in an inflatable frog suit
Still pitch black and much, much smarter than people remember.
Still pitch black and much, much smarter than people remember.
I am VERY confused by Bo Diddley's presence in this movie
October 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I am VERY confused by Bo Diddley's presence in this movie
"I want to apologize if anyone was offended by this clear political hit job that was probably made up by my enemies."
These unbelievable shitheads.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
These unbelievable shitheads.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
October 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
"I want to apologize if anyone was offended by this clear political hit job that was probably made up by my enemies."
These unbelievable shitheads.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
These unbelievable shitheads.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
Sometimes as a person who produces a cult movie podcast I see some weird shit.
I watched a double feature of movies called CARESS OF THE VAMPIRE 1 & 2.
CARESS 1 was exactly the movie you think it's going to be.
CARESS 2 was... incredibly not that.
I watched a double feature of movies called CARESS OF THE VAMPIRE 1 & 2.
CARESS 1 was exactly the movie you think it's going to be.
CARESS 2 was... incredibly not that.
October 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Sometimes as a person who produces a cult movie podcast I see some weird shit.
I watched a double feature of movies called CARESS OF THE VAMPIRE 1 & 2.
CARESS 1 was exactly the movie you think it's going to be.
CARESS 2 was... incredibly not that.
I watched a double feature of movies called CARESS OF THE VAMPIRE 1 & 2.
CARESS 1 was exactly the movie you think it's going to be.
CARESS 2 was... incredibly not that.