I think that would be Dark Green Energy and Watch Your Intelligence - both absolutely amazing songs

This is crushingly sad on so many levels. I've been waiting to see Spinal Tap II for months, and to both lose Rob and have to put up with DT being a complete arse about what happened is appalling. Regardless, we will watch and love STII, and remember Marti as the genius framing the simpleton.

It's also probably fair to say that tomorrow I will be getting up stupidly early to watch the Ashes. Today, I listened to the first session on the radio in bed, but it feels like the 4am slot tomorrow may be crucial... I'll take knowing about one day.

That said, I can tell I did some wood turning yesterday, as my mouth still tastes of sawdust

Why did he review that! He knew he hadn't hit it - that's just vanity.

Apols as we all have different tastes. I thought the Taken trilogy was his first foray into slapstick comedy...

Whenever we're here, I always think Cezanne would have been better off painting Le Caroux than the Mont Sainte-Victoire...

The towns and villages of the Orb are amazing. Roquebrun is lovely, and the views from both roads to Cessenon are amazing. Vieussan is also lovely, and the view of Vieussan from the road to Berlou, with the majestic Caroux behind, is stunning. A view of the Caroux with the Tour d'Olargues...

And when he lands, he lectures us and the EU about protecting our borders - why did we let him in?

And, in general, pity us poor Brits who sometimes struggle with the dialect.