Mike hates Christmas
@whisperingwind.co.uk
Late diagnosed #ActuallyAutistic, #neuroqueer, #dyslexic, #sober, #woke, #asexual, positive #atheist. Retired software engineer. Ba (hons) Fine Art. Loathe Tories & Brexit. Cymru/Wales, UK. Born at 313.6 ppm. he/him.
I’m old enough to remember women saying they were going to ‘powder their nose’ a euphemism for going to the toilet.
December 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I’m old enough to remember women saying they were going to ‘powder their nose’ a euphemism for going to the toilet.
I suspect this will be reversed after an outcry. A daft & cruel policy that would be impossible to enforce.
December 3, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I suspect this will be reversed after an outcry. A daft & cruel policy that would be impossible to enforce.
This needs to be on every front page for at least a week.
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 AM
This needs to be on every front page for at least a week.
Also check behind the fridge.
December 3, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Also check behind the fridge.
She doesn't need to ask about your diet, she just reads your Blue Sky posts.
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
She doesn't need to ask about your diet, she just reads your Blue Sky posts.
Oh, you’re a software engineer, can you get my printer working?
December 2, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Oh, you’re a software engineer, can you get my printer working?
Shops open in 7 minutes 🛒
December 2, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Shops open in 7 minutes 🛒
Damn, that looks a depressing and/or infuriating read.
December 2, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Damn, that looks a depressing and/or infuriating read.
Have the whole bottle of wine & you’ll still have enough left for a taxi home.
December 2, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Have the whole bottle of wine & you’ll still have enough left for a taxi home.
Come on, one last push & you’re there.
a woman pushing a shopping cart in a grocery store with chinese writing on the bottom
Alt: Panic shopping, woman pushing trolley at great speed.
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Come on, one last push & you’re there.
Got my £10 as well. Gonna spend it recklessly.
December 2, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Got my £10 as well. Gonna spend it recklessly.
Kind of you I say 😁
December 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Kind of you I say 😁
Marlboro when I had a well paid job, Golden Virginia when I didn’t.
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Marlboro when I had a well paid job, Golden Virginia when I didn’t.
I wonder why the admiral chose to follow orders he must surely be qualified to recognise as illegal. If he had chosen to not follow, I expect he’d have been fired. Which would be a better outcome than a war crimes indictment.
December 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I wonder why the admiral chose to follow orders he must surely be qualified to recognise as illegal. If he had chosen to not follow, I expect he’d have been fired. Which would be a better outcome than a war crimes indictment.
They’re 2 different people, right? Right?
December 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
They’re 2 different people, right? Right?
I’ve been going grey since my mid 30s. Still waiting for my hair & beard to go completely white. I’ll be 70 next year.
December 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I’ve been going grey since my mid 30s. Still waiting for my hair & beard to go completely white. I’ll be 70 next year.
Paperback published 6th Jan in UK according to Amazon.
December 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Paperback published 6th Jan in UK according to Amazon.
For example youtu.be/ASU_wpcB-1I
Trump’s Worst Lawyer Costs Him Millions (Carroll v. Trump)
YouTube video by LegalEagle
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
For example youtu.be/ASU_wpcB-1I