William
@whirringsoftly.bsky.social
Nerd stuff. Surprising amount of whales. Cooking. Leftie politics. Have a bunch of cats. he/him cis homo.
There's two absurdly good looking twinks opposite me on the train.
We all all have moustaches.
We all all have moustaches.
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
There's two absurdly good looking twinks opposite me on the train.
We all all have moustaches.
We all all have moustaches.
On Wednesdays we wear pink.
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
On Wednesdays we wear pink.
On Wednesdays we wear pink.
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
On Wednesdays we wear pink.
Goading someone into hanging up me by saying "I'm sorry you're being racist and misogynist, would you like me to end this call?"
I did say it in a nice way.
I did say it in a nice way.
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Goading someone into hanging up me by saying "I'm sorry you're being racist and misogynist, would you like me to end this call?"
I did say it in a nice way.
I did say it in a nice way.
Sunset Boulevard is the best vampire film ever.
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Sunset Boulevard is the best vampire film ever.
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I'm reminded of an account following a particular fandom that not only posted 24/7 but also had at least three distinct identities. They all had particular syntax and switching opinions on topics. It was clearly shift workers.
November 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I'm reminded of an account following a particular fandom that not only posted 24/7 but also had at least three distinct identities. They all had particular syntax and switching opinions on topics. It was clearly shift workers.
I roll different.
November 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I roll different.
The guy at work who wore the same vintage tweed plus-four suit three days in a row was wearing an off-rack suit and a dinky little silk scarf and I cruised past in this
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 AM
The guy at work who wore the same vintage tweed plus-four suit three days in a row was wearing an off-rack suit and a dinky little silk scarf and I cruised past in this
Just listening to Tubular Bells on the train in to work like a normal person
November 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Just listening to Tubular Bells on the train in to work like a normal person
There's someone at work who's done the same vintage tweed plus-four look three days now and like honey is does look good but this has to stop.
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 AM
There's someone at work who's done the same vintage tweed plus-four look three days now and like honey is does look good but this has to stop.
Just feeling a little bit fancy I'm having dinner at the restaurant that turned away Jeremy Seinfeld.
I was saw Toni Collette here.
I was saw Toni Collette here.
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Just feeling a little bit fancy I'm having dinner at the restaurant that turned away Jeremy Seinfeld.
I was saw Toni Collette here.
I was saw Toni Collette here.
I'm having this standoff in my head with the guy opposite me on the train. We're both wearing RMs but he, like a peasant, is wearing chisel toe Craftsmen in standard heel whereas I am wearing point toe Yearlings in stacked heel.
November 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I'm having this standoff in my head with the guy opposite me on the train. We're both wearing RMs but he, like a peasant, is wearing chisel toe Craftsmen in standard heel whereas I am wearing point toe Yearlings in stacked heel.
What is the best song and why is it Papa Was a Rodeo?
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
What is the best song and why is it Papa Was a Rodeo?
I have put on Marianne Faithful's cover of The Crane Wife 3, which is an example of a cover being better than the original.
November 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I have put on Marianne Faithful's cover of The Crane Wife 3, which is an example of a cover being better than the original.
A dilemma question.
Should I put on Moonlight Shadow before or after the stovetop kettle has boiled?
Should I put on Moonlight Shadow before or after the stovetop kettle has boiled?
November 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
A dilemma question.
Should I put on Moonlight Shadow before or after the stovetop kettle has boiled?
Should I put on Moonlight Shadow before or after the stovetop kettle has boiled?
I was reminded of the time someone I worked with said "I wish I had a talent" and I replied "aren't you the best Irish dancer in Australia?" "Yeah but something useful"
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I was reminded of the time someone I worked with said "I wish I had a talent" and I replied "aren't you the best Irish dancer in Australia?" "Yeah but something useful"
I love getting a targeted ad for the sunglasses I'm literally wearing.
November 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I love getting a targeted ad for the sunglasses I'm literally wearing.
Anyone who says you you can't be too matchy-matchy can go fuck themselves and you can't even see how much my socks match my shirt.
![Blue/yellow sneakers, dark denim jeans, blue [trending to yellow] belt, blue/white scarf, shirt in yellow with blue print](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3es76jivn22le6eawvnacdal/bafkreidmjazjh6ks4sytsgzzprmou5tlmumbrlfm4h43zmxdwdkn5kf3pa@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Anyone who says you you can't be too matchy-matchy can go fuck themselves and you can't even see how much my socks match my shirt.
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MAGNETO WAS RIGHT 😃
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
MAGNETO WAS RIGHT 😃
Stumbled across this old picture of me standing in the TARDIS.
November 9, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Stumbled across this old picture of me standing in the TARDIS.
[picking cat hair off the Gundam that wasn't there when you finished it]
November 8, 2025 at 7:52 AM
[picking cat hair off the Gundam that wasn't there when you finished it]
Pros : finally finished a Gundam
Cons : Two Gundams I haven't even opened yet.
Cons : Two Gundams I haven't even opened yet.
November 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Pros : finally finished a Gundam
Cons : Two Gundams I haven't even opened yet.
Cons : Two Gundams I haven't even opened yet.
Getting a lot of porn bot follows lately.
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Getting a lot of porn bot follows lately.
At the Vietnamese restaurant and the gays on the next table are talking about how to identify who your housemate actually is.
Anyway I ordered the roast duck noodle soup as I was sitting down
Anyway I ordered the roast duck noodle soup as I was sitting down
November 5, 2025 at 8:56 AM
At the Vietnamese restaurant and the gays on the next table are talking about how to identify who your housemate actually is.
Anyway I ordered the roast duck noodle soup as I was sitting down
Anyway I ordered the roast duck noodle soup as I was sitting down
A constant in Melbourne is that if you see one franchise Mexican restaurant then the other three are next door.
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 AM
A constant in Melbourne is that if you see one franchise Mexican restaurant then the other three are next door.