whimsy
@whimsyqu33n.bsky.social
remember when robocop shot that guy in the dick
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what's happening fb page for my city had a post yesterday asking if 4k/Headstart was in session that day (it was canceled)
Multiple comments about how disappointed people were because that meant they had to be home with their kids. They "like their break from them".
Why have kids bro??
Multiple comments about how disappointed people were because that meant they had to be home with their kids. They "like their break from them".
Why have kids bro??
December 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
what's happening fb page for my city had a post yesterday asking if 4k/Headstart was in session that day (it was canceled)
Multiple comments about how disappointed people were because that meant they had to be home with their kids. They "like their break from them".
Why have kids bro??
Multiple comments about how disappointed people were because that meant they had to be home with their kids. They "like their break from them".
Why have kids bro??
There's a 2 hour delay and when there's a 2 hour delay that means 4k is canceled for the day lol Which means YAY SCHOOLS CANCELLED FOR ME TODAYYY
please help me manifest that they close school tomorrow so I don't run the risk of driving my bus full of 4 year-olds into the ditch because the person in charge didnt think there was enough snow to cancel school.
December 10, 2025 at 11:06 AM
There's a 2 hour delay and when there's a 2 hour delay that means 4k is canceled for the day lol Which means YAY SCHOOLS CANCELLED FOR ME TODAYYY
still no word yet. there's still time
please help me manifest that they close school tomorrow so I don't run the risk of driving my bus full of 4 year-olds into the ditch because the person in charge didnt think there was enough snow to cancel school.
December 10, 2025 at 10:52 AM
still no word yet. there's still time
please help me manifest that they close school tomorrow so I don't run the risk of driving my bus full of 4 year-olds into the ditch because the person in charge didnt think there was enough snow to cancel school.
December 10, 2025 at 4:56 AM
please help me manifest that they close school tomorrow so I don't run the risk of driving my bus full of 4 year-olds into the ditch because the person in charge didnt think there was enough snow to cancel school.
the cool thing about coming back to elden ring after 6+ months is that I have no idea why I am where I am or what I was doing here in the first place
December 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
the cool thing about coming back to elden ring after 6+ months is that I have no idea why I am where I am or what I was doing here in the first place
oh baby there's nothing sexier than lower back pain
December 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
oh baby there's nothing sexier than lower back pain
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oh baby I love being advertised to every single minute of every single day. gets me so hot under the collar to only be viewed as a dollar sign to people who have more money than god, oh yes
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
oh baby I love being advertised to every single minute of every single day. gets me so hot under the collar to only be viewed as a dollar sign to people who have more money than god, oh yes
I love that at any point past 30, slipping on ice and falling is going to put you down for the day. 🙃
December 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I love that at any point past 30, slipping on ice and falling is going to put you down for the day. 🙃
oh baby I love being advertised to every single minute of every single day. gets me so hot under the collar to only be viewed as a dollar sign to people who have more money than god, oh yes
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
oh baby I love being advertised to every single minute of every single day. gets me so hot under the collar to only be viewed as a dollar sign to people who have more money than god, oh yes
I finally muted my work group-text because if I have to be reminded that that place exists beyond the days I'm there to work I'm going to throw my phone in the river and then NOBODY'S gonna be able to talk to me lol.
December 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I finally muted my work group-text because if I have to be reminded that that place exists beyond the days I'm there to work I'm going to throw my phone in the river and then NOBODY'S gonna be able to talk to me lol.
the amount of times in my life where a man willingly told me that the perfect way for him to die would to be to suffocate with their face in my breasts.. the amount of times that has happened leads me to believe men think that's some sort of compliment
December 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
the amount of times in my life where a man willingly told me that the perfect way for him to die would to be to suffocate with their face in my breasts.. the amount of times that has happened leads me to believe men think that's some sort of compliment
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Tidal letting me know I've gotta pump these numbers up.
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Tidal letting me know I've gotta pump these numbers up.
Tidal letting me know I've gotta pump these numbers up.
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Tidal letting me know I've gotta pump these numbers up.
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i just think if you cheat on your wife that you have children with you're incredibly weak.
sending pictures of your painfully mid wang to a girl 15 years younger than you while your wife is asleep in the other room is so whack and someone should beat you up about it lol.
sending pictures of your painfully mid wang to a girl 15 years younger than you while your wife is asleep in the other room is so whack and someone should beat you up about it lol.
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
i just think if you cheat on your wife that you have children with you're incredibly weak.
sending pictures of your painfully mid wang to a girl 15 years younger than you while your wife is asleep in the other room is so whack and someone should beat you up about it lol.
sending pictures of your painfully mid wang to a girl 15 years younger than you while your wife is asleep in the other room is so whack and someone should beat you up about it lol.
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having no fallopian tubes is great and i'll never regret getting those things flung out of me.
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
having no fallopian tubes is great and i'll never regret getting those things flung out of me.
have to be up in less than six hours but i can't sleep because a nap accidentally took me like 5 hours ago
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
have to be up in less than six hours but i can't sleep because a nap accidentally took me like 5 hours ago
having no fallopian tubes is great and i'll never regret getting those things flung out of me.
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
having no fallopian tubes is great and i'll never regret getting those things flung out of me.
i just think if you cheat on your wife that you have children with you're incredibly weak.
sending pictures of your painfully mid wang to a girl 15 years younger than you while your wife is asleep in the other room is so whack and someone should beat you up about it lol.
sending pictures of your painfully mid wang to a girl 15 years younger than you while your wife is asleep in the other room is so whack and someone should beat you up about it lol.
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
i just think if you cheat on your wife that you have children with you're incredibly weak.
sending pictures of your painfully mid wang to a girl 15 years younger than you while your wife is asleep in the other room is so whack and someone should beat you up about it lol.
sending pictures of your painfully mid wang to a girl 15 years younger than you while your wife is asleep in the other room is so whack and someone should beat you up about it lol.
Thank you to the generous person who sent me some money for my birthday 🤍🤍
December 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Thank you to the generous person who sent me some money for my birthday 🤍🤍
please help my birthday not suck so hard 🤪🙃
it's my birthday today!! the big 33 (nobody calls it that)
😎🤘🎉🎂
Help me pay electric bill this month??
vemo is @ whimsymaxing
ppal is @ alexisbastian
Or if you just wanna get me some tacos, I will not stop you!
thank you 🖤🤍💜
😎🤘🎉🎂
Help me pay electric bill this month??
vemo is @ whimsymaxing
ppal is @ alexisbastian
Or if you just wanna get me some tacos, I will not stop you!
thank you 🖤🤍💜
December 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
please help my birthday not suck so hard 🤪🙃
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it's my birthday today!! the big 33 (nobody calls it that)
😎🤘🎉🎂
Help me pay electric bill this month??
vemo is @ whimsymaxing
ppal is @ alexisbastian
Or if you just wanna get me some tacos, I will not stop you!
thank you 🖤🤍💜
😎🤘🎉🎂
Help me pay electric bill this month??
vemo is @ whimsymaxing
ppal is @ alexisbastian
Or if you just wanna get me some tacos, I will not stop you!
thank you 🖤🤍💜
December 1, 2025 at 10:57 AM
it's my birthday today!! the big 33 (nobody calls it that)
😎🤘🎉🎂
Help me pay electric bill this month??
vemo is @ whimsymaxing
ppal is @ alexisbastian
Or if you just wanna get me some tacos, I will not stop you!
thank you 🖤🤍💜
😎🤘🎉🎂
Help me pay electric bill this month??
vemo is @ whimsymaxing
ppal is @ alexisbastian
Or if you just wanna get me some tacos, I will not stop you!
thank you 🖤🤍💜
it's my birthday today!! the big 33 (nobody calls it that)
😎🤘🎉🎂
Help me pay electric bill this month??
vemo is @ whimsymaxing
ppal is @ alexisbastian
Or if you just wanna get me some tacos, I will not stop you!
thank you 🖤🤍💜
😎🤘🎉🎂
Help me pay electric bill this month??
vemo is @ whimsymaxing
ppal is @ alexisbastian
Or if you just wanna get me some tacos, I will not stop you!
thank you 🖤🤍💜
December 1, 2025 at 10:57 AM
it's my birthday today!! the big 33 (nobody calls it that)
😎🤘🎉🎂
Help me pay electric bill this month??
vemo is @ whimsymaxing
ppal is @ alexisbastian
Or if you just wanna get me some tacos, I will not stop you!
thank you 🖤🤍💜
😎🤘🎉🎂
Help me pay electric bill this month??
vemo is @ whimsymaxing
ppal is @ alexisbastian
Or if you just wanna get me some tacos, I will not stop you!
thank you 🖤🤍💜
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[ soldiers groaning ]
[ creature screeching ]
[ creature screeching ]
December 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
[ soldiers groaning ]
[ creature screeching ]
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You can tell these parents subject their children to Blippi by the way they talk to them and the way the children have zero attention span.
Why are you subjecting customer service workers to learning experiences for your children
December 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
You can tell these parents subject their children to Blippi by the way they talk to them and the way the children have zero attention span.
Why are you subjecting customer service workers to learning experiences for your children
December 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Why are you subjecting customer service workers to learning experiences for your children