Rob Watkins
@whelkaholism.bsky.social
This manages to be both the funniest and saddest thing in history
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This manages to be both the funniest and saddest thing in history
Every now and then my muscle memory will temporarily completely fail and I will have simply no idea what my password is
November 20, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Every now and then my muscle memory will temporarily completely fail and I will have simply no idea what my password is
Richard "Dick Lice" Tice can fuck off even further than I'd normally want him to fuck off
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Richard "Dick Lice" Tice can fuck off even further than I'd normally want him to fuck off
Oh, so it's International Men's Day is it? Why isn't there an International Men's Day?
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Oh, so it's International Men's Day is it? Why isn't there an International Men's Day?
Good morning only to this little diva at Brighton Marina. SLAY KWEEN
(Photo by someone called "Philly Kat" on Facebook)
(Photo by someone called "Philly Kat" on Facebook)
November 19, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Good morning only to this little diva at Brighton Marina. SLAY KWEEN
(Photo by someone called "Philly Kat" on Facebook)
(Photo by someone called "Philly Kat" on Facebook)
Sometimes I will wake from a dream so vivid, about a life and love so wonderful, that I will be angry at my brain for taking it away when I wake up.
In other news I'm angry at my brain
In other news I'm angry at my brain
November 19, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Sometimes I will wake from a dream so vivid, about a life and love so wonderful, that I will be angry at my brain for taking it away when I wake up.
In other news I'm angry at my brain
In other news I'm angry at my brain
Maybe someone bumped into the lava lamp shelves and knocked them all on the floor? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Maybe someone bumped into the lava lamp shelves and knocked them all on the floor? #cloudflare
Maybe the real eggs in one basket were the friends we made along the way #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Maybe the real eggs in one basket were the friends we made along the way #cloudflare
It's great we all rely on Cloudflare so much, definitely helping my day go swimmingly
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
It's great we all rely on Cloudflare so much, definitely helping my day go swimmingly
Reposted by Rob Watkins
Not sure we should be encouraging posh landowners to hunt humans tbqh
‘Are they going to eat me alive?’: trail runners become prey in newest form of hunting
Nervous reporter is chased across English countryside by baying bloodhounds, in what could soon be only legal way to hunt with dogs
www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Not sure we should be encouraging posh landowners to hunt humans tbqh
They're not wrong, the plot summary of this film gets more insane with every sentence until by the end both it and you are completely detached from reality
November 17, 2025 at 7:39 AM
They're not wrong, the plot summary of this film gets more insane with every sentence until by the end both it and you are completely detached from reality
Brain Bunny
slightly obsessed about the end of this lady's effigy tomb with the voluminous folds of her dress and petite heeled shoes
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Brain Bunny
New Eye of Sauron just dropped
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
New Eye of Sauron just dropped
Classic Brighton
November 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Classic Brighton
About to try some garlic mushroom flavoured crisps. Will they be:
a) Taste nice
b) Taste of the hubris of mankind playing God
a) Taste nice
b) Taste of the hubris of mankind playing God
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
About to try some garlic mushroom flavoured crisps. Will they be:
a) Taste nice
b) Taste of the hubris of mankind playing God
a) Taste nice
b) Taste of the hubris of mankind playing God
I've sadly now seen this too much, but I have been in physical pain laughing at this many times
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I've sadly now seen this too much, but I have been in physical pain laughing at this many times
"Southern Water volunteers continue to assist" - does this mean they won't even pay their own staff to clean up?!
www.theargus.co.uk/news/2560881...
www.theargus.co.uk/news/2560881...
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"Southern Water volunteers continue to assist" - does this mean they won't even pay their own staff to clean up?!
www.theargus.co.uk/news/2560881...
www.theargus.co.uk/news/2560881...
Good grief fellow X-ers, don't let's go down the boomer meme route, we're meh-tter than this
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Good grief fellow X-ers, don't let's go down the boomer meme route, we're meh-tter than this
Is it "spiders"?
November 7, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Is it "spiders"?
Having a very mad and surreal 12yo leads to me having to say things like "a chicken with boobs would be a terrible affront unto God" in conversations
November 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Having a very mad and surreal 12yo leads to me having to say things like "a chicken with boobs would be a terrible affront unto God" in conversations
Your boyfriend may be French, but is he *this* French
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Your boyfriend may be French, but is he *this* French