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wheatleypuppy.bsky.social
Wheatley
@wheatleypuppy.bsky.social
35 followers 78 following 54 posts
They/Them, Asexual, Gay. Growlithe.
Tabletop, card, board, and video gaming! Currently developing a Pokémon Emerald romhack. Ask me about Pokémon Aquamarine!
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Wheatley @wheatleypuppy.bsky.social · Jun 8
I played yiff for 21 Scrabble points.
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outsidewolves.bsky.social
A cartoon drawing with four sections. The first is titled “Wolves” and shows a wolf looking confident and assuredly at the viewer. The second reads “Dogs” and show a smiling dog with floppy ears looking at the viewer. He is wearing a collar which reads “pet.” The next section is titled “Wolves pretending to be dogs.” The wolf is wearing a collar titled “pet” and sports an eager, happy expression. He says “Ohhh I’m a big puppy…I’m so eager to chew my toys…Will you rub my tummy?” The forth section depicts the dog wearing clip-on wolf ears. His collar is gone. He stares at the viewer with mischievous intent and says “I don’t have a leash! I’m gonna bite you! I’ll…I’ll jump up in the couch!”
January 23, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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outsidewolves.bsky.social
A cartoon drawing of three wolves surrounding an early home computer with a slot in the top for a slice of bread. Two using the computer hold a stack of cut bread and hold bread in their mouth, respectively, while looking at a bespectacled wolf stating "Mom says it's my turn on the VideoGrain™." In the background, a television monitor displays a Pong-like videogame, with the text "03 Butter 01" at top, and a pat of butter and a figure holding a piece of toast as the sprites. Below, three drawings with inset text are present. The first shows a dog holding multiple loaves of bread with the text "We're in our no loaves refused arc." The second shows the same dog with his legs spread wide atop a giant loaf of bread, with the text "You'll 'spread' joy this holiday season with VideoGrain!" The third shows various animals gleefully eyeing both a giant potato and a television set displaying a live video image of potatoes au gratin. Text reads "See also: VideoGratin™"
November 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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arcdraws.bsky.social
Raising an Arcanine🐶
January 13, 2026 at 11:01 PM
wheatleypuppy.bsky.social
Instead of saying I'm dressed androgynously, I'm going to start saying, "my look is high them."
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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onlyjerryblep.bsky.social
Previously on Jerry's Patreon: Summer edition!
Featuring Digimon and specifically Blaidd and Maliketh-
October 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
wheatleypuppy.bsky.social
Dire dire dogs
September 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
wheatleypuppy.bsky.social
Waiting for a man to flip me onto my back, start rubbing my belly, and then say, "who's a good boyfriend?"
September 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
wheatleypuppy.bsky.social
Looking at myself in the mirror and going, "damn this thorn in my side is one handsome devil."
September 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
wheatleypuppy.bsky.social
Paint me like one of your tumblr sexymen.
August 31, 2025 at 9:45 AM
wheatleypuppy.bsky.social
The existential dread I feel when I think of Toby Fox voice acting in the Homestuck animated series made by Vivziepop/Spindlehorse.
August 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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locksteps.bsky.social
nighttime oddish #art #pokemon
August 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
wheatleypuppy.bsky.social
D&D gameplay cycle:
Players fuck around -> Players find out -> Players fuck around in an even more absurd way -> Players find out in an even more absurd way
July 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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rozorosso.bsky.social
the spell of dogdog #terriblecomicsday
a rudimentary comic drawn in binary pencil. two wizards are standing in static positions for all four panels. panel 1: both wizards say 'the spell of DOGDOG'. panel 2: a single dog runs between them. panel 3: the two wizards are lost amid a stampede of dogs. panel 4: there is a single dog between them, seemingly golden. wizard 1: 'this one is golden' wizard 2: 'FUCK you'
June 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
wheatleypuppy.bsky.social
When the homies kiss you but they say no homo so it means that it's platonic and you still don't have a boyfriend. 😔
June 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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frogvan.bsky.social
April 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
wheatleypuppy.bsky.social
I played yiff for 21 Scrabble points.
June 8, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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offhandway.bsky.social
3 days late but happy pride month
June 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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cmddog.com
bsky has made my LawyerDog name stupid in a new unique way. they keep putting me in lawyer starter packs without checking to see if I actually post about law and not, for example, furry boys without pants
June 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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pompomnotes.bsky.social
Hello, my baby, hello, my honey! 💕
#sylveon #pokemon #fanart #cute
A cute drawing of a Sylveon doing some dancing tricks with a top hat and a cane.
June 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
wheatleypuppy.bsky.social
It's pride month. You know what that means.
June 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Me_irl
mintcashew.bsky.social Cashew @mintcashew.bsky.social · May 31
got that dog in me
June 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
wheatleypuppy.bsky.social
The Pokémon that runs this account.
May 28, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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skailodon.bsky.social
something something starfox (I've never played it before)
May 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
wheatleypuppy.bsky.social
Sometimes I forget I'm a world record speedrunner. Lol.
May 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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pompomnotes.bsky.social
Walking with a cottonball! 🌺💕
#sylveon #whimsicott #pokemon #fanart #cute
A cute drawing with Sylveon and Whimsicott walking or hopping around through some hills together in a beautiful and colorful sunny day, smiling and feeling adorable.
May 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM