Whatever Man
@whatever-man.bsky.social
Software engineer by day, Gen X sarcasm poet, nerd-of-all-trades by night-- wise ass always.
I’ll say it again. Y’all are putting too much hope in the release of the Epstein report.
November 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I’ll say it again. Y’all are putting too much hope in the release of the Epstein report.
It’s 20 years too late, but I would like to thank Dick Cheney for respecting my request to fuck off and die.
November 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It’s 20 years too late, but I would like to thank Dick Cheney for respecting my request to fuck off and die.
Happy Halloween to all y’all.
Looking forward to shambling around neighborhoods in my inflatable unicorn costume.
Looking forward to shambling around neighborhoods in my inflatable unicorn costume.
October 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Happy Halloween to all y’all.
Looking forward to shambling around neighborhoods in my inflatable unicorn costume.
Looking forward to shambling around neighborhoods in my inflatable unicorn costume.
I’m a bit conflicted.
The ballroom is like way the fuck down on the list of shitty things he’s done. So I’m tempted to scold everyone for losing the plot.
But the symbolic power of it is a major blunder on his part. Big time fuck up.
So I guess, hammer away folks. But stay vigilant.
The ballroom is like way the fuck down on the list of shitty things he’s done. So I’m tempted to scold everyone for losing the plot.
But the symbolic power of it is a major blunder on his part. Big time fuck up.
So I guess, hammer away folks. But stay vigilant.
October 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I’m a bit conflicted.
The ballroom is like way the fuck down on the list of shitty things he’s done. So I’m tempted to scold everyone for losing the plot.
But the symbolic power of it is a major blunder on his part. Big time fuck up.
So I guess, hammer away folks. But stay vigilant.
The ballroom is like way the fuck down on the list of shitty things he’s done. So I’m tempted to scold everyone for losing the plot.
But the symbolic power of it is a major blunder on his part. Big time fuck up.
So I guess, hammer away folks. But stay vigilant.
I’ve revised my platform for my presidential run.
Instead of bulldozing the ballroom on day one, I’m going to host a party. Everyone gets to bring hand tools of their choice: mauls, chisels, mallets, claw hammers, etc.
We will tear it down together as we drink.
Instead of bulldozing the ballroom on day one, I’m going to host a party. Everyone gets to bring hand tools of their choice: mauls, chisels, mallets, claw hammers, etc.
We will tear it down together as we drink.
October 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I’ve revised my platform for my presidential run.
Instead of bulldozing the ballroom on day one, I’m going to host a party. Everyone gets to bring hand tools of their choice: mauls, chisels, mallets, claw hammers, etc.
We will tear it down together as we drink.
Instead of bulldozing the ballroom on day one, I’m going to host a party. Everyone gets to bring hand tools of their choice: mauls, chisels, mallets, claw hammers, etc.
We will tear it down together as we drink.
My narrative for this week (rough draft):
- Newsome, or some other feisty Dem pol, trolls Donald about how big the No Kings crowds were.
- Trump orders some random department like National Parks to issue a report on the crowd sizes. The report is a sham and everyone knows it.
- Southpark takes note
- Newsome, or some other feisty Dem pol, trolls Donald about how big the No Kings crowds were.
- Trump orders some random department like National Parks to issue a report on the crowd sizes. The report is a sham and everyone knows it.
- Southpark takes note
October 20, 2025 at 5:37 AM
My narrative for this week (rough draft):
- Newsome, or some other feisty Dem pol, trolls Donald about how big the No Kings crowds were.
- Trump orders some random department like National Parks to issue a report on the crowd sizes. The report is a sham and everyone knows it.
- Southpark takes note
- Newsome, or some other feisty Dem pol, trolls Donald about how big the No Kings crowds were.
- Trump orders some random department like National Parks to issue a report on the crowd sizes. The report is a sham and everyone knows it.
- Southpark takes note
Look, I don’t know how to say this, so here goes…
The Trump problems aren’t going to be solved by releasing the Epstein files.
Stop pinning your hopes to this.
The Trump problems aren’t going to be solved by releasing the Epstein files.
Stop pinning your hopes to this.
October 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Look, I don’t know how to say this, so here goes…
The Trump problems aren’t going to be solved by releasing the Epstein files.
Stop pinning your hopes to this.
The Trump problems aren’t going to be solved by releasing the Epstein files.
Stop pinning your hopes to this.
When I win the presidency I’m gonna bulldoze that fucking ballroom myself.
October 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
When I win the presidency I’m gonna bulldoze that fucking ballroom myself.
The Comet shit is barely news. It’s been telegraphed for months.
Whatever James, maybe next time you’re in charge of the FBI, don’t help out such a douchey candidate.
Whatever James, maybe next time you’re in charge of the FBI, don’t help out such a douchey candidate.
September 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The Comet shit is barely news. It’s been telegraphed for months.
Whatever James, maybe next time you’re in charge of the FBI, don’t help out such a douchey candidate.
Whatever James, maybe next time you’re in charge of the FBI, don’t help out such a douchey candidate.
Microbial life on Mars! Hell ya man. Also, let's cut NASA.
September 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Microbial life on Mars! Hell ya man. Also, let's cut NASA.
So the Epstein files release today was publishing the Maxwell interview?
Trump’s buddy, Todd Blanche, went and talked to her and taped it. Afterwards she gets transferred to a minimum security prison. We’re supposed to just accept her word for it?
Whatever man, that’s so low effort it’s insulting.
Trump’s buddy, Todd Blanche, went and talked to her and taped it. Afterwards she gets transferred to a minimum security prison. We’re supposed to just accept her word for it?
Whatever man, that’s so low effort it’s insulting.
August 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
So the Epstein files release today was publishing the Maxwell interview?
Trump’s buddy, Todd Blanche, went and talked to her and taped it. Afterwards she gets transferred to a minimum security prison. We’re supposed to just accept her word for it?
Whatever man, that’s so low effort it’s insulting.
Trump’s buddy, Todd Blanche, went and talked to her and taped it. Afterwards she gets transferred to a minimum security prison. We’re supposed to just accept her word for it?
Whatever man, that’s so low effort it’s insulting.
I found a rainbow in Wilsall, Montana
August 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I found a rainbow in Wilsall, Montana
Democrats take note. I’m clear eyed and know Gavin Newsome is a slick politician and is pumping his own brand for a presidential run.
But dammit, he is fighting. I’m GenX and I can’t remember in my lifetime a Democrat going on offense like he has.
You want my vote? Outdo him.
But dammit, he is fighting. I’m GenX and I can’t remember in my lifetime a Democrat going on offense like he has.
You want my vote? Outdo him.
August 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Democrats take note. I’m clear eyed and know Gavin Newsome is a slick politician and is pumping his own brand for a presidential run.
But dammit, he is fighting. I’m GenX and I can’t remember in my lifetime a Democrat going on offense like he has.
You want my vote? Outdo him.
But dammit, he is fighting. I’m GenX and I can’t remember in my lifetime a Democrat going on offense like he has.
You want my vote? Outdo him.
The sandwich was just a warning shot.
A tasty warning shot.
A tasty warning shot.
August 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The sandwich was just a warning shot.
A tasty warning shot.
A tasty warning shot.
Whatever America. Go ahead, cancel the funding. Other countries are going to keep sciencing and you’re going to be left behind.
You get what you vote for.
You get what you vote for.
The health secretary, who is a known vaccine skeptic, claimed that mRNA vaccines “fail to protect effectively against upper respiratory infections like COVID and flu.”
RFK Jr. Cancels $500 Million In Federal Funding For mRNA Vaccine Research
The health secretary, who is a known vaccine skeptic, claimed that mRNA vaccines “fail to protect effectively against upper respiratory infections like COVID and flu.”
www.forbes.com
August 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Whatever America. Go ahead, cancel the funding. Other countries are going to keep sciencing and you’re going to be left behind.
You get what you vote for.
You get what you vote for.
Ok. You’re really going to try to frame Obama eh? Let’s see how that goes for you.
July 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Ok. You’re really going to try to frame Obama eh? Let’s see how that goes for you.
Too many in my feed are wasting calories on Trump’s call for professional teams to rename.
Like guys, this is only the 1000th time he’s rage baited you with some kind of distraction. FFS
Like guys, this is only the 1000th time he’s rage baited you with some kind of distraction. FFS
July 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Too many in my feed are wasting calories on Trump’s call for professional teams to rename.
Like guys, this is only the 1000th time he’s rage baited you with some kind of distraction. FFS
Like guys, this is only the 1000th time he’s rage baited you with some kind of distraction. FFS
The Founders designed our government with inherent checks and balances.
They assumed that no matter the branch one served in, their interest would fall according to these priorities:
- country
- constituents
- branch
Some warned political parties could mess with those priorities. Yet here we are.
They assumed that no matter the branch one served in, their interest would fall according to these priorities:
- country
- constituents
- branch
Some warned political parties could mess with those priorities. Yet here we are.
July 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The Founders designed our government with inherent checks and balances.
They assumed that no matter the branch one served in, their interest would fall according to these priorities:
- country
- constituents
- branch
Some warned political parties could mess with those priorities. Yet here we are.
They assumed that no matter the branch one served in, their interest would fall according to these priorities:
- country
- constituents
- branch
Some warned political parties could mess with those priorities. Yet here we are.
Look, I love my country, don’t get me wrong. But this is the most ironic Independence Day I’ve celebrated in my lifetime.
July 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Look, I love my country, don’t get me wrong. But this is the most ironic Independence Day I’ve celebrated in my lifetime.
20(ish) years ago a dumb fucker lied about a country having nukes and invaded. One of the dumbest things our country ever did and it was a goddamn disaster.
Now we’re doing it again, with an even dumber fucker with shittier lies.
JFC America, we get what we deserve.
Now we’re doing it again, with an even dumber fucker with shittier lies.
JFC America, we get what we deserve.
June 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
20(ish) years ago a dumb fucker lied about a country having nukes and invaded. One of the dumbest things our country ever did and it was a goddamn disaster.
Now we’re doing it again, with an even dumber fucker with shittier lies.
JFC America, we get what we deserve.
Now we’re doing it again, with an even dumber fucker with shittier lies.
JFC America, we get what we deserve.
So, hypothetically California secedes from the U.S. Newsome should say they’ll come back peacefully and unconditionally if Congress votes to ask them back in.
Trump won’t be able to handle that well at all.
Trump won’t be able to handle that well at all.
June 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
So, hypothetically California secedes from the U.S. Newsome should say they’ll come back peacefully and unconditionally if Congress votes to ask them back in.
Trump won’t be able to handle that well at all.
Trump won’t be able to handle that well at all.
Summertime. All the fascists are in bloom.
June 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Summertime. All the fascists are in bloom.
Might be in for a violent summer.
June 8, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Might be in for a violent summer.
Fine. Give the toddler his $45 million birthday party.
Hear me out.
Tell him it had to be his last birthday.
Hear me out.
Tell him it had to be his last birthday.
June 3, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Fine. Give the toddler his $45 million birthday party.
Hear me out.
Tell him it had to be his last birthday.
Hear me out.
Tell him it had to be his last birthday.
Elon will be remembered in history as the man who bought the presidency for 100 days.
Hopefully it is a cautionary tale.
Hopefully it is a cautionary tale.
May 31, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Elon will be remembered in history as the man who bought the presidency for 100 days.
Hopefully it is a cautionary tale.
Hopefully it is a cautionary tale.