Squatchling
@what-alchemy.bsky.social
Fanfictioneer. One of them there they/thems. The Pitt/The Old Guard/Ted Lasso/The Terror/whatever strikes my fancy. Old as balls.
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stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 AM
stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
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people are like "what are we going to do with ICE agents if we defund the agency" and i think we should just put them in the camps we built for migrants and only let them out to be on game shows directed by mr beast
January 23, 2026 at 9:15 PM
people are like "what are we going to do with ICE agents if we defund the agency" and i think we should just put them in the camps we built for migrants and only let them out to be on game shows directed by mr beast
Currently committing Robbypreg crimes. This one's Hucklerobby but I got a Rabbot on its heels.
January 20, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Currently committing Robbypreg crimes. This one's Hucklerobby but I got a Rabbot on its heels.
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You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.
✅ @icegov.bsky.social has been verified by @bsky.app.
January 16, 2026 at 11:59 PM
You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.
New Pitt fic up
Rabbot, 8.2k, rated T
What is medical drama fanfic for but mapping our own medical traumas onto our faves?
Rabbot, 8.2k, rated T
What is medical drama fanfic for but mapping our own medical traumas onto our faves?
January 15, 2026 at 4:06 PM
New Pitt fic up
Rabbot, 8.2k, rated T
What is medical drama fanfic for but mapping our own medical traumas onto our faves?
Rabbot, 8.2k, rated T
What is medical drama fanfic for but mapping our own medical traumas onto our faves?
Robby whump + Jack's feelings confession incoming
January 14, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Robby whump + Jack's feelings confession incoming
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we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
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Fandom needs interaction to thrive, if u want to keep enjoying art, fic, edits, animations, silly little hcs, and all of that gud stuff, give some of the love back that creators pour out for you, fandom shouldn't be /content/ to mindlessly consume, let it be a dialogue of love and appreciation 🙏✨❤️
I think a big fandom shift in interacting with stuff has gone from people commenting under the created thing whether it be fic or art to people linking it in private discord groups where the person who made it will never see any positive comments left on the thing they made.
February 26, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Fandom needs interaction to thrive, if u want to keep enjoying art, fic, edits, animations, silly little hcs, and all of that gud stuff, give some of the love back that creators pour out for you, fandom shouldn't be /content/ to mindlessly consume, let it be a dialogue of love and appreciation 🙏✨❤️
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1 John 4:20: "Whoever claims to love God yet hates a brother or sister is a liar."
January 3, 2026 at 5:28 AM
1 John 4:20: "Whoever claims to love God yet hates a brother or sister is a liar."
My dream of posting this soon is shot. Maybe if it were actually shaping up to be 20k, but I now suspect it's going to be more like 40k. Siiigh I hope S2 doesn't totally fuck this story.
January 2, 2026 at 4:17 AM
My dream of posting this soon is shot. Maybe if it were actually shaping up to be 20k, but I now suspect it's going to be more like 40k. Siiigh I hope S2 doesn't totally fuck this story.
no one even buys me salt and vinegar chips
December 31, 2025 at 5:45 AM
no one even buys me salt and vinegar chips
Celiac nation seems to be hardcore celebrating the release of gluten/free Cheez-its and like is it that big a deal? Happy for y’all but who knew you missed CHEEZ-ITS this much
December 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Celiac nation seems to be hardcore celebrating the release of gluten/free Cheez-its and like is it that big a deal? Happy for y’all but who knew you missed CHEEZ-ITS this much
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⛺️ and i shall hold you fast // 1.2k, g
Inside a battered canvas tent somewhere on the Canadian mainland, James Fitzjames is shivering with cold.
ao3.org/works/75655016
🏷️ post-canon, fix-it, huddling for warmth, sharing a bed, love confessions
Inside a battered canvas tent somewhere on the Canadian mainland, James Fitzjames is shivering with cold.
ao3.org/works/75655016
🏷️ post-canon, fix-it, huddling for warmth, sharing a bed, love confessions
December 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
⛺️ and i shall hold you fast // 1.2k, g
Inside a battered canvas tent somewhere on the Canadian mainland, James Fitzjames is shivering with cold.
ao3.org/works/75655016
🏷️ post-canon, fix-it, huddling for warmth, sharing a bed, love confessions
Inside a battered canvas tent somewhere on the Canadian mainland, James Fitzjames is shivering with cold.
ao3.org/works/75655016
🏷️ post-canon, fix-it, huddling for warmth, sharing a bed, love confessions
Tired. Chugging along but hoping I'll pick up the pace in the next week.
December 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Tired. Chugging along but hoping I'll pick up the pace in the next week.
Let's see if I can bang this out before the new season premiers on the 8th.
December 28, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Let's see if I can bang this out before the new season premiers on the 8th.
Another Hucklerobby right on the heels of the last.
In this one, Robby turns into a bigfoot because why not?
archiveofourown.org/works/75652601
In this one, Robby turns into a bigfoot because why not?
archiveofourown.org/works/75652601
December 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Another Hucklerobby right on the heels of the last.
In this one, Robby turns into a bigfoot because why not?
archiveofourown.org/works/75652601
In this one, Robby turns into a bigfoot because why not?
archiveofourown.org/works/75652601
Dood got me a physical keyboard for my phone and I was sooo excited but uhhh….it took me 800 years to write this.
December 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Dood got me a physical keyboard for my phone and I was sooo excited but uhhh….it took me 800 years to write this.
Hucklerobby Amish AU. 26k.
This was going to be my Pitt Winter Exchange fic, but it grew a life of its own.
“Gay sex* makes me feel closer to God.” —Dennis Whitaker, probably
*holding hands in front of some candles
archiveofourown.org/works/763863...
This was going to be my Pitt Winter Exchange fic, but it grew a life of its own.
“Gay sex* makes me feel closer to God.” —Dennis Whitaker, probably
*holding hands in front of some candles
archiveofourown.org/works/763863...
December 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Hucklerobby Amish AU. 26k.
This was going to be my Pitt Winter Exchange fic, but it grew a life of its own.
“Gay sex* makes me feel closer to God.” —Dennis Whitaker, probably
*holding hands in front of some candles
archiveofourown.org/works/763863...
This was going to be my Pitt Winter Exchange fic, but it grew a life of its own.
“Gay sex* makes me feel closer to God.” —Dennis Whitaker, probably
*holding hands in front of some candles
archiveofourown.org/works/763863...
Cannot tell you how little I want to edit my 26k Hucklerobby, but I need to post it tomorrow. It should have been posted while it was still Hanukkah, but RL got in the way.
I just want to bang out some more Rabbot, honestly. And then some more after that.
I just want to bang out some more Rabbot, honestly. And then some more after that.
December 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Cannot tell you how little I want to edit my 26k Hucklerobby, but I need to post it tomorrow. It should have been posted while it was still Hanukkah, but RL got in the way.
I just want to bang out some more Rabbot, honestly. And then some more after that.
I just want to bang out some more Rabbot, honestly. And then some more after that.
Baby's first posted Pitt fic is a Rabbot with dubiously ethical erotic tattooing.
archiveofourown.org/works/76335986
archiveofourown.org/works/76335986
December 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Baby's first posted Pitt fic is a Rabbot with dubiously ethical erotic tattooing.
archiveofourown.org/works/76335986
archiveofourown.org/works/76335986
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that characters need to be likeable or relatable. fastest way to create a world populated by bland paper cut-outs. characters need to be INTERESTING, and that can coincide with likeability but it's not the same thing
what is your least favorite piece of writing advice and why? 👀
December 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
that characters need to be likeable or relatable. fastest way to create a world populated by bland paper cut-outs. characters need to be INTERESTING, and that can coincide with likeability but it's not the same thing
2200 words and this draft is done. Current word count: 25,900. Should be ready to go this week.
December 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
2200 words and this draft is done. Current word count: 25,900. Should be ready to go this week.
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The actor Michael Sheen used all his money to start a fake debt collecting business, buy 900 people in Wales's debt, and excused it. If Musk bought ALL $194 billion in medical debt in the U.S. and excused it in the same way, he'd still be the world's riches man by hundreds of billions of dollars.
Michael Sheen spent his own money to write off $1.3 million of neighbors’ debts | CNN
Actor Michael Sheen has bought $1.3 million of his neighbors’ debts and written them off using $129,000 of his own money.
www.cnn.com
December 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The actor Michael Sheen used all his money to start a fake debt collecting business, buy 900 people in Wales's debt, and excused it. If Musk bought ALL $194 billion in medical debt in the U.S. and excused it in the same way, he'd still be the world's riches man by hundreds of billions of dollars.
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Not now, enormous 68-million-year-old egg in Antarctica
December 21, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Not now, enormous 68-million-year-old egg in Antarctica