travel 💀 never beating the allegations, are you? 😂 #alwaysonholiday

disagree, i think he cooked in both roles

(captivating bulge model's own)

be fig, serve cunt, radiate edtwt energy, get that thick caputo dick, watch love island. she caused a 9.9 magnitude cuntquake on the mother scale.

alex meeting up with yoga jones, boo, demarco, gina, norma, the whole squad in ohio omg 😭 and i'm glad we got to see angie, leanne, brook, janae, abdullah and chang one last time. irks me you don't find out what happened to maritza after she got deported tho.

that violent abusive misogynistic piece of shit hellman getting made warden is fucking infuriating

we're gonna have piper working in a starbucks just so the audience doesn't forget she's bi

taystee got her hair did omg

taystee getting sent the GED certificates omg 😭😭 cryinggg

alex getting sent to skibidi ohio 🥴😭

do what comes naturally. we must approach these things with child-like wonder. it is playing, after all.

i wish

oh my life because i forgot you can pick and choose who can interact 🙃 thank fuck

get the fuck out my mentions, terf

i want to get called a slur on the subway, and stomp around in a big fuck off winter coat. and get a comically large slice of pizza for $1 from some italian fella (although it probably won't be $1 by then) and go in a bodega and see a cat sprawled out on a case of sprite cans. oh, and see a show