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it's tongue in cheek, danny-elle

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j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 1m

all fucking day he's said he'll do the washing up, the minute my mum gets in the door, he goes upstairs in a strop, and i look like a cunt for letting her come home to loads of washing up. stitched right up

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 28m

people really need to not slam doors and stomp around and shit because it literally gives me heart palpitations

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 35m

ok great there's some kind of histrionics about the fact that the kitchen light is fucked. it's always fucking something in this house. i promise you now im going to have a heart attack before i'm 40 fucking hell

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 2h

who's got all the answers? 😖

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 2h

i've never known a retailer to have SUCH a problem with confrontational, drug-addled customers and be SO unsupportive to staff over it.

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 2h

nahhh i don't think so. even if it was nearer and more hours, i'd still have to cogitate. the thought of doing it isn't filling me with joy. quite the opposite. and leaving last time really set me back (but it was the right decision).

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 4h

been and gone. seems like a nice bloke. even if you don't end up with a cowboy, i hate those fucking arrogant blokey tradies you get. is it any wonder i didn't get on in a job where you have to sell to trade? 😂🥴 but they're not all like that hashtag blah blah

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 4h

handyman here, to do cat flap, well, not do it. that's later in the week. just here measuring today. oi oi. or something.

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 4h

well aware that i'm effing and jeffing a lot today but my home life is not giving this week, and i love our new cats, but it is an adjustment, bit of a lifestyle change, while they're very young anyway, and i think it's finally set in that i put myself out of work last week 🥴 allow it

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 4h

it's all just too much today 😭

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 4h

might have an interview lined up, but it's the same cunty company i quit in june, and it's fewer hours, and a branch further away so i'd have cycle a few miles each way. i think this is the part where i learn to unlock the shrewd part of my brain 🥴

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 8h

they're quite sweet when they're sleeping. also jasper's been chewing a lamp 😼

3 black kittens on a brown leather sofa

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 18h

i believe in religious freedom but i kinda feel like amish is a cult 😬

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 23h

what if there was like a little pouch on a carabiner and it's for storing your beanie in... girl i should really be a fashion designer by now

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 1d

fucking love when people don't shut the fuck up when you're watching tv and then tell you off for having it too loud

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 1d

because that's flaca's backstory in OITNB. she's goes to prison for fraud and endangerment because this guy she's sold acid to jumps off the school roof. but it's not even acid, it's literally a bit of paper. and yeah, i don't think that should be illegal 😂

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 1d

HYPOTHETICALLY. if i put some dried oregano and some little baggies and sold it to some year 7s, i'd go to prison, would i? but i don't think that's right.

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 1d

ok think i'm done buying bling for now 😬 love this chameleon pendant 🦎😍 chain's a bit small, might change it

gold coloured chameleon pendant on a gold coloured chain

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 1d

king in the castle, king in the castle, i have a chair

freddy the black cat sat on the top of his scratching post

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 1d

jasper has been chewing a blanket

black cat called jasper sat on a teal throw

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 1d

jasper was a panicky in the car home but you wouldn't think so now ☺️

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 1d

3 loaves

3 black kittens, 2 sat on the sofa on a green throw, one sat on the floor on a grey rug, all in the loaf position, with their little legs tucked under them

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 1d

the cats are settling in so well, feels like we've always had them 😅

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 1d

these cats are fucking mental

jet the cat, on the scratching post

jasper the cat, on the sofa

freddy the cat, on the scratching post

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 1d

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