Batman, Wet
@wetbatman.bsky.social
Here to make some silly little jokes, real tee hee kinda stuff.
Shonen Knife so good!
September 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Shonen Knife so good!
Im excited for American football to be played against robots someday, juiced up idiots “positive” they could take out a Boston dynamic killing machine in a helmet.
September 18, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Im excited for American football to be played against robots someday, juiced up idiots “positive” they could take out a Boston dynamic killing machine in a helmet.
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beans
share if you agree
share if you agree
September 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
beans
share if you agree
share if you agree
I was just looking at some rascals, and these jokers are liiiiitle.
September 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I was just looking at some rascals, and these jokers are liiiiitle.
“The Ritz, Carlton!” - Uncle Phil screaming at Carlton because he didn’t know which cracker to use for cold pack cheese spread.
September 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
“The Ritz, Carlton!” - Uncle Phil screaming at Carlton because he didn’t know which cracker to use for cold pack cheese spread.
If time is money, and money is the root of all evil, then how much does a minute of the devils time cost? WIP
September 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
If time is money, and money is the root of all evil, then how much does a minute of the devils time cost? WIP
Hershey syrup = great chance to make ice cream taste better
Hershey squirt = great chance I ate Ice cream topped with Hershey syrup.
Hershey squirt = great chance I ate Ice cream topped with Hershey syrup.
September 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Hershey syrup = great chance to make ice cream taste better
Hershey squirt = great chance I ate Ice cream topped with Hershey syrup.
Hershey squirt = great chance I ate Ice cream topped with Hershey syrup.
The existence of carrot sticks, supposes the existence of carrot stones.
September 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The existence of carrot sticks, supposes the existence of carrot stones.
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September 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Cook your scrambled eggs in butter, season when you turn off the heat.
August 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Cook your scrambled eggs in butter, season when you turn off the heat.
So horny my blood is cumming.
August 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
So horny my blood is cumming.
I’m starting an Iron Maiden cover band. We will be called Brass Wench, and we suuuuuuckk.
August 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I’m starting an Iron Maiden cover band. We will be called Brass Wench, and we suuuuuuckk.