I agree with you on the history. I covered it in one of my Two Minute Histories a few years ago. #TheArchers

Even Homer nods.

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Not junior clink but he was in the mixed infants (probably not the right term) wing of a Big Clink, rather than sharing a cell with some sixty-year-old gangland killer called Cankles.

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There are stations at Hollerton (Hollerton Junction) and Felpersham. The line between them passes quite close to Darrington but I have never heard of a station there, nor is one shown on the Magnetic North map. There might once have been one, closed by Beeching. #TheArchers

Josh is the elder of the two.
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Thank you. I might well use it. #TheArchers

Depends a bit on what you are threatening it with. #TheArchers

The Illuminations. Started by the Illuminati. They herald the End Times, and have done so for 146 years.

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The storyline editors wrote him out of that; they can easily write him back into it. I don’t trust him.

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Lisbon. #TheArchers

Cheaper to get a flasher birthday suit. #TheArchers

Womanising ne’erdowell. Walking Scottish cliché despite having lived in Borsetshire since he was about seven years old. Just generally irritating.

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Trevor Fry.

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I think so. And she liked it. #TheArchers