Stephen
@wenlock.bsky.social
Outrageous, alarming, courageous, charming. #TheArchers listener and @Dumteedum co-presenter.
Alan makes an unexpected offer.
He’ll do the milking at Meadow Farm on Christmas Day so that the Brookfield Archers can have a day of rest and relaxation.
#TheArchers
He’ll do the milking at Meadow Farm on Christmas Day so that the Brookfield Archers can have a day of rest and relaxation.
#TheArchers
December 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Alan makes an unexpected offer.
He’ll do the milking at Meadow Farm on Christmas Day so that the Brookfield Archers can have a day of rest and relaxation.
#TheArchers
He’ll do the milking at Meadow Farm on Christmas Day so that the Brookfield Archers can have a day of rest and relaxation.
#TheArchers
December 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Brad's fears escalate.
Unfortunately the escalators are being serviced so they have to take the stairs.
(Have you ever tried pretending that “escalator” is a Spanish word with the stress on the first and last syllables and short “a”s? ess-kalla-TOR)
#TheArchers
Unfortunately the escalators are being serviced so they have to take the stairs.
(Have you ever tried pretending that “escalator” is a Spanish word with the stress on the first and last syllables and short “a”s? ess-kalla-TOR)
#TheArchers
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Brad's fears escalate.
Unfortunately the escalators are being serviced so they have to take the stairs.
(Have you ever tried pretending that “escalator” is a Spanish word with the stress on the first and last syllables and short “a”s? ess-kalla-TOR)
#TheArchers
Unfortunately the escalators are being serviced so they have to take the stairs.
(Have you ever tried pretending that “escalator” is a Spanish word with the stress on the first and last syllables and short “a”s? ess-kalla-TOR)
#TheArchers
Emma requires reassurance.
None of the big commercial companies will accept the risk.
Sorry, that should have said “Emma requires reinsurance.”
(Still not very funny even then.)
#TheArchers
None of the big commercial companies will accept the risk.
Sorry, that should have said “Emma requires reinsurance.”
(Still not very funny even then.)
#TheArchers
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Emma requires reassurance.
None of the big commercial companies will accept the risk.
Sorry, that should have said “Emma requires reinsurance.”
(Still not very funny even then.)
#TheArchers
None of the big commercial companies will accept the risk.
Sorry, that should have said “Emma requires reinsurance.”
(Still not very funny even then.)
#TheArchers
Justin raises an interesting prospect.
He suggests that Brian should bequeath Home Farm to the rewilding beavers, who are considerably more capable of managing the land than any of the squabbling siblings.
#TheArchers
He suggests that Brian should bequeath Home Farm to the rewilding beavers, who are considerably more capable of managing the land than any of the squabbling siblings.
#TheArchers
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Justin raises an interesting prospect.
He suggests that Brian should bequeath Home Farm to the rewilding beavers, who are considerably more capable of managing the land than any of the squabbling siblings.
#TheArchers
He suggests that Brian should bequeath Home Farm to the rewilding beavers, who are considerably more capable of managing the land than any of the squabbling siblings.
#TheArchers
Disaster strikes for Ed.
He does a Jethro on an unsuspecting Derek Fletcher, who has failed to clear the drop zone.
#TheArchers
He does a Jethro on an unsuspecting Derek Fletcher, who has failed to clear the drop zone.
#TheArchers
November 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Disaster strikes for Ed.
He does a Jethro on an unsuspecting Derek Fletcher, who has failed to clear the drop zone.
#TheArchers
He does a Jethro on an unsuspecting Derek Fletcher, who has failed to clear the drop zone.
#TheArchers
This conversation is going well. #TheArchers
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This conversation is going well. #TheArchers
Tracy has concerns.
Given that she’s married to the awful “Jazzer”McCreary, that’s hardly surprising.
#TheArchers
Given that she’s married to the awful “Jazzer”McCreary, that’s hardly surprising.
#TheArchers
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Tracy has concerns.
Given that she’s married to the awful “Jazzer”McCreary, that’s hardly surprising.
#TheArchers
Given that she’s married to the awful “Jazzer”McCreary, that’s hardly surprising.
#TheArchers
November 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
James and Leonie very much not sitting in a tree. #TheArchers
November 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
James and Leonie very much not sitting in a tree. #TheArchers
I’m Finlay. A posh actor finlay disguised as a Scottish local yokel. #TheArchers
November 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I’m Finlay. A posh actor finlay disguised as a Scottish local yokel. #TheArchers
Mark Bonnar as a random shepherd. #TheArchers
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Mark Bonnar as a random shepherd. #TheArchers
Ruairi messed up the booking? There’s a surprise. #TheArchers
November 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Ruairi messed up the booking? There’s a surprise. #TheArchers
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Brodie isn’t coming because he hasn’t been cast. #TheArchers
November 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Brodie isn’t coming because he hasn’t been cast. #TheArchers
This sounds like green screen driving. #TheArchers
November 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This sounds like green screen driving. #TheArchers
Helen makes the best of a tricky situation.
She finds herself playing Bridge against Brian and Miranda with Tom as her partner. Then she wakes up.
#TheArchers
She finds herself playing Bridge against Brian and Miranda with Tom as her partner. Then she wakes up.
#TheArchers
November 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Helen makes the best of a tricky situation.
She finds herself playing Bridge against Brian and Miranda with Tom as her partner. Then she wakes up.
#TheArchers
She finds herself playing Bridge against Brian and Miranda with Tom as her partner. Then she wakes up.
#TheArchers
Jakob faces an unexpected diversion.
The bypass is closed while they build another bypass to bypass the first bypass.
#TheArchers
The bypass is closed while they build another bypass to bypass the first bypass.
#TheArchers
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Jakob faces an unexpected diversion.
The bypass is closed while they build another bypass to bypass the first bypass.
#TheArchers
The bypass is closed while they build another bypass to bypass the first bypass.
#TheArchers
Ooh, Bill Gordon is moved. #TheArchers
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Ooh, Bill Gordon is moved. #TheArchers
The door is always open. As is the trapdoor just inside it. #TheArchers
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The door is always open. As is the trapdoor just inside it. #TheArchers
Ruth is stalking Leonard. #TheArchers
November 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Ruth is stalking Leonard. #TheArchers
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM