Stephen
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Stephen
@wenlock.bsky.social
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Outrageous, alarming, courageous, charming. #TheArchers listener and @Dumteedum co-presenter.
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Esme works in IT, and she knows her father’s habits. So not totally implausible that she would find the will. We don’t know what else fnu Mulligan used it for. #TheArchers
aHeprhe?

When Ruth told Josh to bring all the cows to the yard, Esme asked whether he would mind if she went with him. I read that as her fancying him, at least a bit. #TheArchers
Well yes, but I try not to let the facts get in the way of a good joke. #TheArchers
Josh is late 20s. Esme said “we’re young - you’re very young,” to Josh. It feels like there’s a spark there, so maybe she’s three or four years older than him, rather than ten or more years. #TheArchers
There’s certainly plenty of scope for games of F, M or A. #TheArchers
Do a search for “Will”, ignore the folder of death threats from a certain Mr Grundy, and Bob’s your Uncle. Or Clarrie’s great uncle, anyway. #TheArchers
And what happens when a real chicken pox comes out of the woods?

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Where did Ruairí get the money for the deposit? He’s been learning how to do things from Adam, so he’s probably dipped into the Home Farm machinery account. #TheArchers
Peggy must have put that condition in to make sure that:
(a) the holiday never happens; and
(b) all her offspring rapidly come to hate each other for objecting to date after date.

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I know. It’s going to be great!

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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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“I’ve searched for ‘will’ and found a folder full of death threats from somebody living at No.1 The Green.”

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Brian needs to eat all of Jennifer’s frozen shepherds pies before he moves back into Home Farm farmhouse. #TheArchers
Somehow this castle is still going to happen. #TheArchers
Theodore Roosevelt refused to shoot a bear cub, and soffit bears were called “Teddy” bears in his honour. #TheArchers
Adam flounced out, again. #TheArchers
Bread of Heaven or Abide With Me? What’s wrong with Smoke on the Water? #TheArchers
Josh and Esme sitting in a tree…

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I’m not not answering my phone, but I am not not not talking to you, dad. #TheArchers
Josh, stop being an arse. #TheArchers
“Proposition” rather than “propose to”? Well, it is Josh, so who knows. #TheArchers
Even she wasn’t totally convinced that he represented the future for Home Farm. #TheArchers
She’ll discover that Adam was completely wrong about the cash flow. How will she discover the truth, given that she’s not a farmer of any sort? Simple, she’ll ask Stella. #SmashThePatriarchy #TheArchers