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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 2h

Esme works in IT, and she knows her father’s habits. So not totally implausible that she would find the will. We don’t know what else fnu Mulligan used it for. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 2h

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When Ruth told Josh to bring all the cows to the yard, Esme asked whether he would mind if she went with him. I read that as her fancying him, at least a bit. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 3h

Well yes, but I try not to let the facts get in the way of a good joke. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 4h

Josh is late 20s. Esme said “we’re young - you’re very young,” to Josh. It feels like there’s a spark there, so maybe she’s three or four years older than him, rather than ten or more years. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 15h

There’s certainly plenty of scope for games of F, M or A. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 15h

Do a search for “Will”, ignore the folder of death threats from a certain Mr Grundy, and Bob’s your Uncle. Or Clarrie’s great uncle, anyway. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 16h

And what happens when a real chicken pox comes out of the woods?

#TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 16h

Where did Ruairí get the money for the deposit? He’s been learning how to do things from Adam, so he’s probably dipped into the Home Farm machinery account. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 16h

Peggy must have put that condition in to make sure that:
(a) the holiday never happens; and
(b) all her offspring rapidly come to hate each other for objecting to date after date.

#TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 16h

I know. It’s going to be great!

#TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 17h

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

#TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 17h

“I’ve searched for ‘will’ and found a folder full of death threats from somebody living at No.1 The Green.”

#TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 17h

Brian needs to eat all of Jennifer’s frozen shepherds pies before he moves back into Home Farm farmhouse. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 17h

Somehow this castle is still going to happen. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 17h

Theodore Roosevelt refused to shoot a bear cub, and soffit bears were called “Teddy” bears in his honour. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 17h

Adam flounced out, again. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 17h

Bread of Heaven or Abide With Me? What’s wrong with Smoke on the Water? #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 17h

Josh and Esme sitting in a tree…

#TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 17h

I’m not not answering my phone, but I am not not not talking to you, dad. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 17h

Josh, stop being an arse. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 17h

“Proposition” rather than “propose to”? Well, it is Josh, so who knows. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 17h

Got your back, Rich. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 17h

Even she wasn’t totally convinced that he represented the future for Home Farm. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 17h

She’ll discover that Adam was completely wrong about the cash flow. How will she discover the truth, given that she’s not a farmer of any sort? Simple, she’ll ask Stella. #SmashThePatriarchy #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 17h

For plotical reasons. #TheArchers

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