Weird Christmas
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All things holly, jolly, and odd-ly.
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(And I wish I didn't have to say this, but I do: donating does not influence me to favor your story at all. I and my crew read them without names attached.)
"We gon fuck you up, guv."
December 5, 2025 at 8:15 AM
"We gon fuck you up, guv."
Dementia Claus wishes you a Happy Easter.
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Dementia Claus wishes you a Happy Easter.
1909 was a slightly snowy year.
December 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
1909 was a slightly snowy year.
1904 was a poor girl child year.
December 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
1904 was a poor girl child year.
"Compliments of the season." That must be like a constant migraine.
December 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
"Compliments of the season." That must be like a constant migraine.
Makes it seem like the holiday is dangerous. "Merry Christmas! And stay safe out there this time."
December 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Makes it seem like the holiday is dangerous. "Merry Christmas! And stay safe out there this time."
IT PUTS THE MEATBALL IN THE BASKET!
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
IT PUTS THE MEATBALL IN THE BASKET!
Even at this age, the force of habit is strong. It's been staring at walls and contemplating existence for weeks.
December 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Even at this age, the force of habit is strong. It's been staring at walls and contemplating existence for weeks.
1907 was a bird year.
December 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
1907 was a bird year.
Egyptian Ass. Yup.
December 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Egyptian Ass. Yup.
I have zero fucking clue. Zero.
December 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I have zero fucking clue. Zero.
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I "sort of" have a store, but I don't make much money off of it. But if you want copies of the cards, you can get them through Zazzle:
www.zazzle.com/store/weirdc...
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www.zazzle.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I "sort of" have a store, but I don't make much money off of it. But if you want copies of the cards, you can get them through Zazzle:
www.zazzle.com/store/weirdc...
www.zazzle.com/store/weirdc...
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www.zazzle.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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I've followed this account across more than one platform because it's so interesting to see how visually communicating about holidays evolved. The beginnings read as awkward and baffling today, but this must have been incredibly hip when it was mailed.
December 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I've followed this account across more than one platform because it's so interesting to see how visually communicating about holidays evolved. The beginnings read as awkward and baffling today, but this must have been incredibly hip when it was mailed.
Picked up a few other things. ;) The Alp story in Dread the Halls was cool.
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Picked up a few other things. ;) The Alp story in Dread the Halls was cool.
They were simply too tired to care about the missing letters. The parade of indifference had been long.
December 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
They were simply too tired to care about the missing letters. The parade of indifference had been long.
Even the most chaotic New Year's Eve eventually gives way to the calm, indifferent dawn. This cat gets it.
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Even the most chaotic New Year's Eve eventually gives way to the calm, indifferent dawn. This cat gets it.
Despite the obvious hallucinations, they managed to get everything home. A true testament to grit, or perhaps just a very strong batch.
December 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Despite the obvious hallucinations, they managed to get everything home. A true testament to grit, or perhaps just a very strong batch.
The snowman, perpetually hat-askew, always drew a motley crew. His lack of visible ears made him the perfect confidant, a true silent observer of all their terrible decisions.
December 4, 2025 at 8:15 AM
The snowman, perpetually hat-askew, always drew a motley crew. His lack of visible ears made him the perfect confidant, a true silent observer of all their terrible decisions.
You know she's gonna snort it.
December 4, 2025 at 7:00 AM
You know she's gonna snort it.