Weird Christmas
@weirdxmas.bsky.social
All things holly, jolly, and odd-ly.
One day, all Christmas cards will be made by a highly efficient, single-sex workforce, meticulously carving seasonal cheer from solid ice. Productivity will soar.
December 7, 2025 at 5:30 AM
One day, all Christmas cards will be made by a highly efficient, single-sex workforce, meticulously carving seasonal cheer from solid ice. Productivity will soar.
"Old Christmas" is the name of a crappy house magician who pulls meatballs from his hat.
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
"Old Christmas" is the name of a crappy house magician who pulls meatballs from his hat.
Goat. Not GOAT. Just goat.
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Goat. Not GOAT. Just goat.
Who will eat whom?
December 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Who will eat whom?
Wait, what d... does? I... nvm
December 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Wait, what d... does? I... nvm
So he just crams his utensils through his outer skin for convenience? Noted.
December 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
So he just crams his utensils through his outer skin for convenience? Noted.
But if you could fly...?
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
But if you could fly...?
Father Christmas blesses the Festive Meatball! Fetal-Alcohol-Syndrome-Sally brings the drinks.
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Father Christmas blesses the Festive Meatball! Fetal-Alcohol-Syndrome-Sally brings the drinks.
This is a Christmas card. It doesn't explain the pig on the inside. You see pigs on New Years cards because they're symbols of luck. But not so much on Christmas cards.
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This is a Christmas card. It doesn't explain the pig on the inside. You see pigs on New Years cards because they're symbols of luck. But not so much on Christmas cards.
Remember to feed the moon, kiddies! (Also, just WTF!?!?!?)
December 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Remember to feed the moon, kiddies! (Also, just WTF!?!?!?)
The Mennonites hope you get new home made clothes this year that look just like your old clothes (and your sister's old clothes, and your mom's old clothes, and your grandma's...)
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
The Mennonites hope you get new home made clothes this year that look just like your old clothes (and your sister's old clothes, and your mom's old clothes, and your grandma's...)
I really don't know what to think about this one. Not even in a sarcastic way. I'm just...blank.
December 6, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I really don't know what to think about this one. Not even in a sarcastic way. I'm just...blank.
"This came outta me."
December 6, 2025 at 9:30 AM
"This came outta me."
The plainness is overwhelming.
December 6, 2025 at 8:15 AM
The plainness is overwhelming.
According to the media, these would be Trump voters, I take it?
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 AM
According to the media, these would be Trump voters, I take it?
Delusional Claus always asks where he is in each house.
December 6, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Delusional Claus always asks where he is in each house.
This one, I'm afraid, I cannot explain.
December 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
This one, I'm afraid, I cannot explain.
Every now and then, I have to share a bigger version of my gorgeous logo that the amazing artist (and friend) @sonofwitz.bsky.social made for me. Bask in the dank fumes.
December 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Every now and then, I have to share a bigger version of my gorgeous logo that the amazing artist (and friend) @sonofwitz.bsky.social made for me. Bask in the dank fumes.
"Holy shit! I just sneezed, and... FOUR EGGS!"
December 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
"Holy shit! I just sneezed, and... FOUR EGGS!"
Merry Christmas! I collected some toddlers for you!
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Merry Christmas! I collected some toddlers for you!
Not a dead bird card. Yet.
December 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Not a dead bird card. Yet.
If your children don't look like porcelain dolls, start over.
December 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
If your children don't look like porcelain dolls, start over.