Weird Glens of Hollywood
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Why are characters named Glen always a little off? We're tracking every suspicious Glen, unhinged Glenn, and peculiar Glenda across film and TV history.
Glenn W. Fears in Across 110th Street (1972). Played by Arnold Williams. Weirdness Score: 35/100. A character whose significance is as clear as a foggy day in LA. Seriously, what even is Glenn's deal? Just a forgotten Glen in a crime saga? 🤔 #WeirdGlens #CrimeDrama #1970sFilm
December 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glenn W. Fears in Across 110th Street (1972). Played by Arnold Williams. Weirdness Score: 35/100. A character whose significance is as clear as a foggy day in LA. Seriously, what even is Glenn's deal? Just a forgotten Glen in a crime saga? 🤔 #WeirdGlens #CrimeDrama #1970sFilm
Glenda in Psych (2006). Played by Teryl Rothery. Weirdness Score: 57/100. Speed dating is supposed to be fun, but then Glenda shows up with the interrogation vibes. Who knew asking about your mom's maiden name could qualify as flirting? #WeirdGlens #SpeedDating #CreepyQuestions
December 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Glenda in Psych (2006). Played by Teryl Rothery. Weirdness Score: 57/100. Speed dating is supposed to be fun, but then Glenda shows up with the interrogation vibes. Who knew asking about your mom's maiden name could qualify as flirting? #WeirdGlens #SpeedDating #CreepyQuestions
Glen Beckett in Without a Trace (2002). Played by Josh Heine. Weirdness Score: 65/100. A mall Santa with a math degree and a penchant for gunplay? Classic Glen behavior! Not all heroes wear capes... some wear Santa suits. #WeirdGlens #CreepySanta #MathGenius #NotYourAverageSanta
December 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Glen Beckett in Without a Trace (2002). Played by Josh Heine. Weirdness Score: 65/100. A mall Santa with a math degree and a penchant for gunplay? Classic Glen behavior! Not all heroes wear capes... some wear Santa suits. #WeirdGlens #CreepySanta #MathGenius #NotYourAverageSanta
Glenn Elwood in Brubaker (1980). Played by Konrad Sheehan. Weirdness Score: 34/100. Just your typical clueless dude in a room full of corruption. His iconic “What do you mean?” makes him the ultimate footnote in a chaotic prison saga. #GlennElwood #CreepyGlens #WhatDoYouMean
December 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glenn Elwood in Brubaker (1980). Played by Konrad Sheehan. Weirdness Score: 34/100. Just your typical clueless dude in a room full of corruption. His iconic “What do you mean?” makes him the ultimate footnote in a chaotic prison saga. #GlennElwood #CreepyGlens #WhatDoYouMean
Glenn Durant in Bones (2005). Played by JD Cullum. Weirdness Score: 66/100. A doctor manipulating government secrets and orchestrating murders? Just your average Tuesday in the world of Glens. What's next, a Glen who runs a cult? #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #ShadowGovernment
December 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Glenn Durant in Bones (2005). Played by JD Cullum. Weirdness Score: 66/100. A doctor manipulating government secrets and orchestrating murders? Just your average Tuesday in the world of Glens. What's next, a Glen who runs a cult? #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #ShadowGovernment
Glenn Duncan in Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999). Played by Eric Olsson. Weirdness Score: 89/100. So, this Glen takes 'difficult family dynamics' to new levels—like, who knew a blue-collar background could lead to hostage situations? #CreepyGlen #TrueCrime #SVU
December 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Glenn Duncan in Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999). Played by Eric Olsson. Weirdness Score: 89/100. So, this Glen takes 'difficult family dynamics' to new levels—like, who knew a blue-collar background could lead to hostage situations? #CreepyGlen #TrueCrime #SVU
Glen Carson in Airwolf (1984). Played by Michael D. Roberts. Weirdness Score: 68/100. A drug smuggler hiding behind caskets? Talk about a plot twist! Glen thought he could take down a hero with a helicopter, but spoilers: it didn’t end well. #CreepyCasketSmuggler #80sAction
December 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glen Carson in Airwolf (1984). Played by Michael D. Roberts. Weirdness Score: 68/100. A drug smuggler hiding behind caskets? Talk about a plot twist! Glen thought he could take down a hero with a helicopter, but spoilers: it didn’t end well. #CreepyCasketSmuggler #80sAction
Glen in That '70s Show (1998). Played by John Ratzenberger. Weirdness Score: 52/100. Nothing says sitcom dad like dishing out marital horror stories at a church fundraiser. Seriously, Eric? Listen to the guy whose wife is still stuck in the 70s! #MaritalDoom #GlensGonnaGlen
December 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Glen in That '70s Show (1998). Played by John Ratzenberger. Weirdness Score: 52/100. Nothing says sitcom dad like dishing out marital horror stories at a church fundraiser. Seriously, Eric? Listen to the guy whose wife is still stuck in the 70s! #MaritalDoom #GlensGonnaGlen
Glenn Close in Ellen (1994). Played by Glenn Close. Weirdness Score: 68/100. Nothing screams “Hollywood” quite like a self-referential mockumentary where Glenn Close is both actor and inside joke. Glens are the weirdest, and she’s proof! #GlennClose #Mockumentary #CelebrityCameo
December 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Glenn Close in Ellen (1994). Played by Glenn Close. Weirdness Score: 68/100. Nothing screams “Hollywood” quite like a self-referential mockumentary where Glenn Close is both actor and inside joke. Glens are the weirdest, and she’s proof! #GlennClose #Mockumentary #CelebrityCameo
Glen Holton in Homicide: Life on the Street (1993). Played by Steve Hofvendahl. Weirdness Score: 72/100. Ah yes, the classic role of a pedophile and sniper who brings a uniquely unsettling vibe. Just another Tuesday in the world of Glens. #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #TrueCrime
December 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glen Holton in Homicide: Life on the Street (1993). Played by Steve Hofvendahl. Weirdness Score: 72/100. Ah yes, the classic role of a pedophile and sniper who brings a uniquely unsettling vibe. Just another Tuesday in the world of Glens. #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #TrueCrime
Glen Morgan in The O.C. (2003). Played by Richard Voll. Weirdness Score: 68/100. Nothing screams 'trustworthy boyfriend' like robbing emotional trainwrecks with your partner-in-crime. #ScamAlert #CreepyPartners #WeirdGlens #TheOC #DramaAlert
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Glen Morgan in The O.C. (2003). Played by Richard Voll. Weirdness Score: 68/100. Nothing screams 'trustworthy boyfriend' like robbing emotional trainwrecks with your partner-in-crime. #ScamAlert #CreepyPartners #WeirdGlens #TheOC #DramaAlert
Glenn in The Big Bang Theory (2007). Played by Rick Fox. Weirdness Score: 55/100. Just your average ex-boyfriend lurking at a hotel symposium, ready to remind Howard of his many inadequacies. He’s basically a walking insecurity complex. #WeirdGlens #CreepyExAlert #GlennFever
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Glenn in The Big Bang Theory (2007). Played by Rick Fox. Weirdness Score: 55/100. Just your average ex-boyfriend lurking at a hotel symposium, ready to remind Howard of his many inadequacies. He’s basically a walking insecurity complex. #WeirdGlens #CreepyExAlert #GlennFever
Glenn Monroe in CSI: Miami (2002). Played by Joseph Kell. Weirdness Score: 66/100. Nothing screams 'professional incompetence' like a deputy medical examiner with a drinking problem. So many Glens end up dead, and this one was especially tragic. #WeirdGlens #CSI #GlenLife
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Glenn Monroe in CSI: Miami (2002). Played by Joseph Kell. Weirdness Score: 66/100. Nothing screams 'professional incompetence' like a deputy medical examiner with a drinking problem. So many Glens end up dead, and this one was especially tragic. #WeirdGlens #CSI #GlenLife
Glen in Picasso Trigger (1988). Played by Rustam Branaman. Weirdness Score: 62/100. A henchman with a bazooka? Talk about overkill! Somehow, our buddy Glen survives the chaos while keeping tabs on federal agents like he's playing a deadly game of tag. #ActionMovieCreep
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Glen in Picasso Trigger (1988). Played by Rustam Branaman. Weirdness Score: 62/100. A henchman with a bazooka? Talk about overkill! Somehow, our buddy Glen survives the chaos while keeping tabs on federal agents like he's playing a deadly game of tag. #ActionMovieCreep
Glen King in Coroner (2019). Played by Christopher Jacot. Weirdness Score: 75/100. A corporate videographer who filmed his own radioactive death? Talk about taking 'work from home' too far! #WeirdGlens #GlenKing #RadioactiveDeath #CreepyVideographer #GlensAreWeird
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Glen King in Coroner (2019). Played by Christopher Jacot. Weirdness Score: 75/100. A corporate videographer who filmed his own radioactive death? Talk about taking 'work from home' too far! #WeirdGlens #GlenKing #RadioactiveDeath #CreepyVideographer #GlensAreWeird
Glen Holman in Perry Mason (1957). Played by H.M. Wynant. Weirdness Score: 66/100. A private eye who eavesdrops while pretending to be discreet? What a twist! 🕵️♂️ This Glen is just the epitome of shady. #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #EavesdroppingGlen
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Glen Holman in Perry Mason (1957). Played by H.M. Wynant. Weirdness Score: 66/100. A private eye who eavesdrops while pretending to be discreet? What a twist! 🕵️♂️ This Glen is just the epitome of shady. #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #EavesdroppingGlen
Glenn Cosgrove in Justified (2010). Played by Kai Lennox. Weirdness Score: 77/100. This prison guard's idea of 'job security' involves some seriously twisted moral gymnastics. Who knew a Glen could be this unhinged? #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #EvilGlen #TrueCrimeVibes
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Glenn Cosgrove in Justified (2010). Played by Kai Lennox. Weirdness Score: 77/100. This prison guard's idea of 'job security' involves some seriously twisted moral gymnastics. Who knew a Glen could be this unhinged? #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #EvilGlen #TrueCrimeVibes
Glen in Family Ties (1982). Played by Kevin Dunn. Weirdness Score: 66/100. Nothing says family comedy like a neighbor who's more worried about property values than basic decency. Are Glens just a little too weird to be real? #WeirdGlens #NotCoolGlen #CreepyComments
December 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Glen in Family Ties (1982). Played by Kevin Dunn. Weirdness Score: 66/100. Nothing says family comedy like a neighbor who's more worried about property values than basic decency. Are Glens just a little too weird to be real? #WeirdGlens #NotCoolGlen #CreepyComments
Glenda Packer in Call the Midwife (2012). Played by Natalie Klamar. Weirdness Score: 78/100. A domestic abuser? Check. Using a dog leash for discipline? Double check. Glendas just can’t seem to keep it wholesome. 🥴 #CreepyGlen #WeirdGlens #GlendaVibes
December 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glenda Packer in Call the Midwife (2012). Played by Natalie Klamar. Weirdness Score: 78/100. A domestic abuser? Check. Using a dog leash for discipline? Double check. Glendas just can’t seem to keep it wholesome. 🥴 #CreepyGlen #WeirdGlens #GlendaVibes
Glenn Bates in The Onion Field (1979). Played by Richard Venture. Weirdness Score: 35/100. A detective so bland he could blend in with an actual onion. Forgettable? Absolutely. Creepy? If you squint hard enough! #WeirdGlens #NotSoGlen #DetectiveDrama
December 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Glenn Bates in The Onion Field (1979). Played by Richard Venture. Weirdness Score: 35/100. A detective so bland he could blend in with an actual onion. Forgettable? Absolutely. Creepy? If you squint hard enough! #WeirdGlens #NotSoGlen #DetectiveDrama
Glenda in Tales from the Darkside (1984). Played by Dorothy Parke. Weirdness Score: 74/100. A ghost with mistaken identity? Classic. She dances with Chester before turning deadly, because why not? The weirdness of Glens strikes again! #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlens #DarkSideDance
December 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Glenda in Tales from the Darkside (1984). Played by Dorothy Parke. Weirdness Score: 74/100. A ghost with mistaken identity? Classic. She dances with Chester before turning deadly, because why not? The weirdness of Glens strikes again! #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlens #DarkSideDance
Glenn Durant in Bones (2005). Played by Paul Riley Fox. Weirdness Score: 75/100. So, not only is he a doctor, but he's also the shadowy puppet master of chaos? Classic Glen. Just add blackmail and you've got a perfect recipe for creepy ambition. #CreepyGlen #ShadowGovernment
December 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glenn Durant in Bones (2005). Played by Paul Riley Fox. Weirdness Score: 75/100. So, not only is he a doctor, but he's also the shadowy puppet master of chaos? Classic Glen. Just add blackmail and you've got a perfect recipe for creepy ambition. #CreepyGlen #ShadowGovernment
Glen Keating in The 4400 (2004). Played by Shane Meier. Weirdness Score: 67/100. Just your average guy plotting to blow things up at family reunions. Nothing says 'family bonding' like revenge and bombs! 💣 #WeirdGlens #GlenKeating #RevengeGoals
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Glen Keating in The 4400 (2004). Played by Shane Meier. Weirdness Score: 67/100. Just your average guy plotting to blow things up at family reunions. Nothing says 'family bonding' like revenge and bombs! 💣 #WeirdGlens #GlenKeating #RevengeGoals
Glen Dunbar in Almost Human (2013). Played by Shaun Smyth. Weirdness Score: 82/100. A wheelchair-bound predator with a penchant for biotech? Classic Glen vibes! This guy's basically the love child of Robocop and a horror movie—too much tech and too little humanity. #WeirdGlens #CreepyCyborg
December 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Glen Dunbar in Almost Human (2013). Played by Shaun Smyth. Weirdness Score: 82/100. A wheelchair-bound predator with a penchant for biotech? Classic Glen vibes! This guy's basically the love child of Robocop and a horror movie—too much tech and too little humanity. #WeirdGlens #CreepyCyborg
Glenn Garvin in Django Shoots First (1966). Played by Glenn Saxson. Weirdness Score: 66/100. A guy who guns down a bounty hunter with his father’s corpse in tow? Classic Glen behavior. At least he's not a total failure—he lives to avenge! #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlens #BountyHunterBinge
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glenn Garvin in Django Shoots First (1966). Played by Glenn Saxson. Weirdness Score: 66/100. A guy who guns down a bounty hunter with his father’s corpse in tow? Classic Glen behavior. At least he's not a total failure—he lives to avenge! #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlens #BountyHunterBinge