Weird Glens of Hollywood
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Why are characters named Glen always a little off? We're tracking every suspicious Glen, unhinged Glenn, and peculiar Glenda across film and TV history.
Glen Hill in Criminal Minds (2005). Played by Craig Gellis. Weirdness Score: 68/100. So we have a Glen leading a gang and manipulating a pregnant woman? Classic villain behavior, folks. Just another day in the land of creepy Glens. #CreepyGlen #VillainVibes #TrueCrime
December 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Glen Hill in Criminal Minds (2005). Played by Craig Gellis. Weirdness Score: 68/100. So we have a Glen leading a gang and manipulating a pregnant woman? Classic villain behavior, folks. Just another day in the land of creepy Glens. #CreepyGlen #VillainVibes #TrueCrime
Glenn in Lucifer (2016). Played by Thom Rivera. Weirdness Score: 66/100. Just your average beekeeper turned murder suspect who confesses his desire to kill, yet somehow survives a bee-related smackdown. Is this a weird Glen or the weirdest Glen? #CreepyGlens #MurderBee
December 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glenn in Lucifer (2016). Played by Thom Rivera. Weirdness Score: 66/100. Just your average beekeeper turned murder suspect who confesses his desire to kill, yet somehow survives a bee-related smackdown. Is this a weird Glen or the weirdest Glen? #CreepyGlens #MurderBee
Coach Glen Jenkins in First Wave (1998). Played by Andrew Johnston. Weirdness Score: 54/100. A high school football coach wrapped in alien mind control? Sounds like a Friday night special! Remember, Glens always have a *twist*. #FirstWave #MindControl #FootballFever #CreepyGlens
December 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Coach Glen Jenkins in First Wave (1998). Played by Andrew Johnston. Weirdness Score: 54/100. A high school football coach wrapped in alien mind control? Sounds like a Friday night special! Remember, Glens always have a *twist*. #FirstWave #MindControl #FootballFever #CreepyGlens
Glenda in Suits (2011). Played by Kim Roberts. Weirdness Score: 49/100. A city employee threatening bedbugs with a two-week delay? Classic Glen move. This awkward power struggle proves Glens are not just creepy, but also... bureaucratically dismissive. #Suits #CreepyCityEmployees
December 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Glenda in Suits (2011). Played by Kim Roberts. Weirdness Score: 49/100. A city employee threatening bedbugs with a two-week delay? Classic Glen move. This awkward power struggle proves Glens are not just creepy, but also... bureaucratically dismissive. #Suits #CreepyCityEmployees
Glenn W. Fears in Across 110th Street (1972). Played by Arnold Williams. Weirdness Score: 35/100. A character whose significance is as clear as a foggy day in LA. Seriously, what even is Glenn's deal? Just a forgotten Glen in a crime saga? 🤔 #WeirdGlens #CrimeDrama #1970sFilm
December 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glenn W. Fears in Across 110th Street (1972). Played by Arnold Williams. Weirdness Score: 35/100. A character whose significance is as clear as a foggy day in LA. Seriously, what even is Glenn's deal? Just a forgotten Glen in a crime saga? 🤔 #WeirdGlens #CrimeDrama #1970sFilm
Glenda in Psych (2006). Played by Teryl Rothery. Weirdness Score: 57/100. Speed dating is supposed to be fun, but then Glenda shows up with the interrogation vibes. Who knew asking about your mom's maiden name could qualify as flirting? #WeirdGlens #SpeedDating #CreepyQuestions
December 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Glenda in Psych (2006). Played by Teryl Rothery. Weirdness Score: 57/100. Speed dating is supposed to be fun, but then Glenda shows up with the interrogation vibes. Who knew asking about your mom's maiden name could qualify as flirting? #WeirdGlens #SpeedDating #CreepyQuestions
Glen Beckett in Without a Trace (2002). Played by Josh Heine. Weirdness Score: 65/100. A mall Santa with a math degree and a penchant for gunplay? Classic Glen behavior! Not all heroes wear capes... some wear Santa suits. #WeirdGlens #CreepySanta #MathGenius #NotYourAverageSanta
December 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Glen Beckett in Without a Trace (2002). Played by Josh Heine. Weirdness Score: 65/100. A mall Santa with a math degree and a penchant for gunplay? Classic Glen behavior! Not all heroes wear capes... some wear Santa suits. #WeirdGlens #CreepySanta #MathGenius #NotYourAverageSanta
Glenn Elwood in Brubaker (1980). Played by Konrad Sheehan. Weirdness Score: 34/100. Just your typical clueless dude in a room full of corruption. His iconic “What do you mean?” makes him the ultimate footnote in a chaotic prison saga. #GlennElwood #CreepyGlens #WhatDoYouMean
December 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glenn Elwood in Brubaker (1980). Played by Konrad Sheehan. Weirdness Score: 34/100. Just your typical clueless dude in a room full of corruption. His iconic “What do you mean?” makes him the ultimate footnote in a chaotic prison saga. #GlennElwood #CreepyGlens #WhatDoYouMean
Glenn Durant in Bones (2005). Played by JD Cullum. Weirdness Score: 66/100. A doctor manipulating government secrets and orchestrating murders? Just your average Tuesday in the world of Glens. What's next, a Glen who runs a cult? #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #ShadowGovernment
December 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Glenn Durant in Bones (2005). Played by JD Cullum. Weirdness Score: 66/100. A doctor manipulating government secrets and orchestrating murders? Just your average Tuesday in the world of Glens. What's next, a Glen who runs a cult? #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #ShadowGovernment
Glenn Duncan in Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999). Played by Eric Olsson. Weirdness Score: 89/100. So, this Glen takes 'difficult family dynamics' to new levels—like, who knew a blue-collar background could lead to hostage situations? #CreepyGlen #TrueCrime #SVU
December 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Glenn Duncan in Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999). Played by Eric Olsson. Weirdness Score: 89/100. So, this Glen takes 'difficult family dynamics' to new levels—like, who knew a blue-collar background could lead to hostage situations? #CreepyGlen #TrueCrime #SVU
Glen Carson in Airwolf (1984). Played by Michael D. Roberts. Weirdness Score: 68/100. A drug smuggler hiding behind caskets? Talk about a plot twist! Glen thought he could take down a hero with a helicopter, but spoilers: it didn’t end well. #CreepyCasketSmuggler #80sAction
December 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glen Carson in Airwolf (1984). Played by Michael D. Roberts. Weirdness Score: 68/100. A drug smuggler hiding behind caskets? Talk about a plot twist! Glen thought he could take down a hero with a helicopter, but spoilers: it didn’t end well. #CreepyCasketSmuggler #80sAction
Glen in That '70s Show (1998). Played by John Ratzenberger. Weirdness Score: 52/100. Nothing says sitcom dad like dishing out marital horror stories at a church fundraiser. Seriously, Eric? Listen to the guy whose wife is still stuck in the 70s! #MaritalDoom #GlensGonnaGlen
December 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Glen in That '70s Show (1998). Played by John Ratzenberger. Weirdness Score: 52/100. Nothing says sitcom dad like dishing out marital horror stories at a church fundraiser. Seriously, Eric? Listen to the guy whose wife is still stuck in the 70s! #MaritalDoom #GlensGonnaGlen
Glenn Close in Ellen (1994). Played by Glenn Close. Weirdness Score: 68/100. Nothing screams “Hollywood” quite like a self-referential mockumentary where Glenn Close is both actor and inside joke. Glens are the weirdest, and she’s proof! #GlennClose #Mockumentary #CelebrityCameo
December 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Glenn Close in Ellen (1994). Played by Glenn Close. Weirdness Score: 68/100. Nothing screams “Hollywood” quite like a self-referential mockumentary where Glenn Close is both actor and inside joke. Glens are the weirdest, and she’s proof! #GlennClose #Mockumentary #CelebrityCameo
Glen Holton in Homicide: Life on the Street (1993). Played by Steve Hofvendahl. Weirdness Score: 72/100. Ah yes, the classic role of a pedophile and sniper who brings a uniquely unsettling vibe. Just another Tuesday in the world of Glens. #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #TrueCrime
December 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glen Holton in Homicide: Life on the Street (1993). Played by Steve Hofvendahl. Weirdness Score: 72/100. Ah yes, the classic role of a pedophile and sniper who brings a uniquely unsettling vibe. Just another Tuesday in the world of Glens. #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #TrueCrime
Glen Morgan in The O.C. (2003). Played by Richard Voll. Weirdness Score: 68/100. Nothing screams 'trustworthy boyfriend' like robbing emotional trainwrecks with your partner-in-crime. #ScamAlert #CreepyPartners #WeirdGlens #TheOC #DramaAlert
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Glen Morgan in The O.C. (2003). Played by Richard Voll. Weirdness Score: 68/100. Nothing screams 'trustworthy boyfriend' like robbing emotional trainwrecks with your partner-in-crime. #ScamAlert #CreepyPartners #WeirdGlens #TheOC #DramaAlert
Glenn in The Big Bang Theory (2007). Played by Rick Fox. Weirdness Score: 55/100. Just your average ex-boyfriend lurking at a hotel symposium, ready to remind Howard of his many inadequacies. He’s basically a walking insecurity complex. #WeirdGlens #CreepyExAlert #GlennFever
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Glenn in The Big Bang Theory (2007). Played by Rick Fox. Weirdness Score: 55/100. Just your average ex-boyfriend lurking at a hotel symposium, ready to remind Howard of his many inadequacies. He’s basically a walking insecurity complex. #WeirdGlens #CreepyExAlert #GlennFever
Glenn Monroe in CSI: Miami (2002). Played by Joseph Kell. Weirdness Score: 66/100. Nothing screams 'professional incompetence' like a deputy medical examiner with a drinking problem. So many Glens end up dead, and this one was especially tragic. #WeirdGlens #CSI #GlenLife
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Glenn Monroe in CSI: Miami (2002). Played by Joseph Kell. Weirdness Score: 66/100. Nothing screams 'professional incompetence' like a deputy medical examiner with a drinking problem. So many Glens end up dead, and this one was especially tragic. #WeirdGlens #CSI #GlenLife
Glen in Picasso Trigger (1988). Played by Rustam Branaman. Weirdness Score: 62/100. A henchman with a bazooka? Talk about overkill! Somehow, our buddy Glen survives the chaos while keeping tabs on federal agents like he's playing a deadly game of tag. #ActionMovieCreep
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Glen in Picasso Trigger (1988). Played by Rustam Branaman. Weirdness Score: 62/100. A henchman with a bazooka? Talk about overkill! Somehow, our buddy Glen survives the chaos while keeping tabs on federal agents like he's playing a deadly game of tag. #ActionMovieCreep
Glen King in Coroner (2019). Played by Christopher Jacot. Weirdness Score: 75/100. A corporate videographer who filmed his own radioactive death? Talk about taking 'work from home' too far! #WeirdGlens #GlenKing #RadioactiveDeath #CreepyVideographer #GlensAreWeird
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Glen King in Coroner (2019). Played by Christopher Jacot. Weirdness Score: 75/100. A corporate videographer who filmed his own radioactive death? Talk about taking 'work from home' too far! #WeirdGlens #GlenKing #RadioactiveDeath #CreepyVideographer #GlensAreWeird
Glen Holman in Perry Mason (1957). Played by H.M. Wynant. Weirdness Score: 66/100. A private eye who eavesdrops while pretending to be discreet? What a twist! 🕵️♂️ This Glen is just the epitome of shady. #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #EavesdroppingGlen
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Glen Holman in Perry Mason (1957). Played by H.M. Wynant. Weirdness Score: 66/100. A private eye who eavesdrops while pretending to be discreet? What a twist! 🕵️♂️ This Glen is just the epitome of shady. #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #EavesdroppingGlen
Glenn Cosgrove in Justified (2010). Played by Kai Lennox. Weirdness Score: 77/100. This prison guard's idea of 'job security' involves some seriously twisted moral gymnastics. Who knew a Glen could be this unhinged? #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #EvilGlen #TrueCrimeVibes
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Glenn Cosgrove in Justified (2010). Played by Kai Lennox. Weirdness Score: 77/100. This prison guard's idea of 'job security' involves some seriously twisted moral gymnastics. Who knew a Glen could be this unhinged? #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #EvilGlen #TrueCrimeVibes
Glen in Family Ties (1982). Played by Kevin Dunn. Weirdness Score: 66/100. Nothing says family comedy like a neighbor who's more worried about property values than basic decency. Are Glens just a little too weird to be real? #WeirdGlens #NotCoolGlen #CreepyComments
December 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Glen in Family Ties (1982). Played by Kevin Dunn. Weirdness Score: 66/100. Nothing says family comedy like a neighbor who's more worried about property values than basic decency. Are Glens just a little too weird to be real? #WeirdGlens #NotCoolGlen #CreepyComments
Glenda Packer in Call the Midwife (2012). Played by Natalie Klamar. Weirdness Score: 78/100. A domestic abuser? Check. Using a dog leash for discipline? Double check. Glendas just can’t seem to keep it wholesome. 🥴 #CreepyGlen #WeirdGlens #GlendaVibes
December 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glenda Packer in Call the Midwife (2012). Played by Natalie Klamar. Weirdness Score: 78/100. A domestic abuser? Check. Using a dog leash for discipline? Double check. Glendas just can’t seem to keep it wholesome. 🥴 #CreepyGlen #WeirdGlens #GlendaVibes
Glenn Bates in The Onion Field (1979). Played by Richard Venture. Weirdness Score: 35/100. A detective so bland he could blend in with an actual onion. Forgettable? Absolutely. Creepy? If you squint hard enough! #WeirdGlens #NotSoGlen #DetectiveDrama
December 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Glenn Bates in The Onion Field (1979). Played by Richard Venture. Weirdness Score: 35/100. A detective so bland he could blend in with an actual onion. Forgettable? Absolutely. Creepy? If you squint hard enough! #WeirdGlens #NotSoGlen #DetectiveDrama
Glenda in Tales from the Darkside (1984). Played by Dorothy Parke. Weirdness Score: 74/100. A ghost with mistaken identity? Classic. She dances with Chester before turning deadly, because why not? The weirdness of Glens strikes again! #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlens #DarkSideDance
December 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Glenda in Tales from the Darkside (1984). Played by Dorothy Parke. Weirdness Score: 74/100. A ghost with mistaken identity? Classic. She dances with Chester before turning deadly, because why not? The weirdness of Glens strikes again! #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlens #DarkSideDance