Went to the doctor and he was so well prepared and efficient that I had an extra 15 minutes to talk even after bringing up 3 separate health concerns after the primary one.
I panicked and started showing weird moles just to make sure I got my money's worth

At an era in my life where I truly feel juice is for children

call shawty my lil m night shyamalan the way she keep that camera on me waiting for me to do something utterly unprecedented and genius

My retired auntie keeps telling me to grow out my bangs to better embody my family characteristics and look more like my grandmother.
Do I listen to her and embrace my genetics, or do I distrust kinship influenced aesthetics?

Everything you do is a celebration of what it results in, regardless of if you realize it initially

did you know you're allowed to be hardcore?? you can just like. accept your inherent bent towards wanting to do difficult and rewarding things in the world. astonishing

I heard from an internet illegal images censor that they have to take breaks to play Tetris or similar games to cancel the images from being saved to long term memory

You know your Escape Room game players are fully immersed when they drop their English-as-a-second-language and start counting out loud in their native tongue

Some time ago I took on the anthropological experiment of working in telemarketing, and confirmed to myself that some jobs genuinely jeopardize the integrity and happiness of everyone involved