I mean, by that logic I’ll agree. God created me with some pretty womanly desires. Like being a woman.

happy burtday buddy!

hey who doesnt like some macaroni & mayonnaise with their unsalted, raw green beans

Union forces had suffered some 5,800 casualties but inflicted twice that on the rebels. When a chaplain asked General Thomas whether the dead should be sorted and buried by state in the new military cemetery, the Virginian who stayed loyal replied "Mix 'em up. I'm tired of states' rights.” (21

Brigadier General Charles Harker, leading a brigade of Illinoisans and Ohioans in Sheridan’s division tried to copy his commanding officer’s stunt but mounted a gun that had just been fired. The red-hot barrel scorched his ass so badly he couldn’t sit a horse for weeks (18

remarkably high concentration of hitler particles out there

too right

real quick, what’s up with ur haircut lmao

theyre lecturing the creator of flask. theyre chastising the inventor of glorp. theyre berating the mind behind bingus.

nuh uh