Teagan
@weavoidtemptation.bsky.social
"We Avoid Temptation, But It Keeps Finding Us"
I always describe myself as "an exceptionally boring person" but what I really mean is I'm from Mars.
Ramblings about The Wandering Inn or whatever I'm reading, randomosity
I always describe myself as "an exceptionally boring person" but what I really mean is I'm from Mars.
Ramblings about The Wandering Inn or whatever I'm reading, randomosity
Amidst the horrors, Bluesky has finally done a good thing and added drafts.
February 10, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Amidst the horrors, Bluesky has finally done a good thing and added drafts.
This is the stupidest timeline
January 15, 2026 at 10:12 PM
This is the stupidest timeline
I stg if Mamdani succeeds I will renounce my atheism and don the colander of the Holy FSM as daily headwear. Does His Noodliness have monks? I'll become a pasta monk.
January 9, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I stg if Mamdani succeeds I will renounce my atheism and don the colander of the Holy FSM as daily headwear. Does His Noodliness have monks? I'll become a pasta monk.
Man there are so many people posting screenshots of what I'm pretty sure is Gemini from Google Search like it's evidence when it's not. At best, you're looking at summaries of something that might be evidence, might be total bullshit.
December 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Man there are so many people posting screenshots of what I'm pretty sure is Gemini from Google Search like it's evidence when it's not. At best, you're looking at summaries of something that might be evidence, might be total bullshit.
When the Prince of Wales came over and he made a hullabaloo
Oh, everyone turned out, you know in gold and tinsel too
The good old sixty-ninth they didn’t like no lords or peers
They wouldn’t give a damn for Kings, the Irish volunteers
Oh, everyone turned out, you know in gold and tinsel too
The good old sixty-ninth they didn’t like no lords or peers
They wouldn’t give a damn for Kings, the Irish volunteers
December 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
When the Prince of Wales came over and he made a hullabaloo
Oh, everyone turned out, you know in gold and tinsel too
The good old sixty-ninth they didn’t like no lords or peers
They wouldn’t give a damn for Kings, the Irish volunteers
Oh, everyone turned out, you know in gold and tinsel too
The good old sixty-ninth they didn’t like no lords or peers
They wouldn’t give a damn for Kings, the Irish volunteers
"Die Gedanken Sind Frei" is an excellent song
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 AM
"Die Gedanken Sind Frei" is an excellent song
For no particular reason:
"Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason..."
"Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason..."
November 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
For no particular reason:
"Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason..."
"Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason..."
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And heaven shall ring with anthems o'er the deed they mean to do
November 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
And heaven shall ring with anthems o'er the deed they mean to do
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Pleased to inform you all it's a national holiday.
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Pleased to inform you all it's a national holiday.
Many people are smegheads, in the Lister sense
November 8, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Many people are smegheads, in the Lister sense
@tacobell.bsky.social why did you have to put ranch in the red hot diablo? I was so excited but I don't like the flavor of ranch and it's in so many things
November 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
@tacobell.bsky.social why did you have to put ranch in the red hot diablo? I was so excited but I don't like the flavor of ranch and it's in so many things
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You must be talking about this one.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
You must be talking about this one.
I am watching the NYC results come in and cackling audibly
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I am watching the NYC results come in and cackling audibly
I am going to have another drink and maybe another bowl and then go walk to McDonalds
November 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I am going to have another drink and maybe another bowl and then go walk to McDonalds
It turns out a homemade sausage sub could and did fix me
November 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
It turns out a homemade sausage sub could and did fix me
[Safety Dance]. They really went there
October 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
[Safety Dance]. They really went there
These dipshits are so stupid they don't understand there is no way to win. The end scenario is a bunker complex somewhere deep underground run by a staff and patrolled by heavily armed security who will inevitably turn on the formerly rich, now worthless people. The only way to win is not to play.
October 31, 2025 at 5:33 AM
These dipshits are so stupid they don't understand there is no way to win. The end scenario is a bunker complex somewhere deep underground run by a staff and patrolled by heavily armed security who will inevitably turn on the formerly rich, now worthless people. The only way to win is not to play.
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friendship is the microstructure of solidarity. AI companionship is an opiate of the masses.
October 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
friendship is the microstructure of solidarity. AI companionship is an opiate of the masses.
Fuck the flutes imo
October 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Fuck the flutes imo
An awful lot of my fellow citizens need to be told, in no uncertain terms, to unfuck themselves.
October 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
An awful lot of my fellow citizens need to be told, in no uncertain terms, to unfuck themselves.
When he's gone and we rebuild, I would like to propose a public party on the site, complete with an enormous cheese of some shape to be eaten by the attendees.
October 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
When he's gone and we rebuild, I would like to propose a public party on the site, complete with an enormous cheese of some shape to be eaten by the attendees.