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Nat Weaver
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Author, editorish.

📚 Author of Mercedes Masterson Detective Stories and other tales.
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Weaver.wtf
Too under powered. Waiting for the X-Croc Series X with a free one month subscription to Xbox Ultimate Sock Pass.
November 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Footage of Eleven graduating high school in the last season:
an elderly woman in a green shirt says it 's been 84 years ...
ALT: an elderly woman in a green shirt says it 's been 84 years ...
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
That Hill House cover is 🔥
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Such a satisfying kill. Even as a kid, I remember it being so dang satisfying. She’s easy to hate.
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Indeed.

No one ever: I should save my money and not buy this thing that I don’t need. No, wait, that would hurt the economy. Therefore, I must buy. For the economy. It is my civic duty! Praise be.
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I don’t subscribe to WaPo, because well, yeah. But it’s apparently in Apple News. This was the last paragraph of that opinion piece.

“We need paper towels because I don’t wanna give people sick leave and because — economy” is a helluva thing.
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Bezos’ Diary: I’m thankful for paper towels.

Me:
a man in a suit and tie talks to a woman in a purple vest
ALT: a man in a suit and tie talks to a woman in a purple vest
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November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I write a newsletter called Weaver’s Deep Thoughts. It’s on a wide array of topics, has updates about my writing, and I edit and publish free short fiction and poems from a diverse group of writers. 2/2

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November 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Vanity Fair these past few days:
a stuffed monkey wearing overalls and a green shirt is making a surprised face .
ALT: a stuffed monkey wearing overalls and a green shirt is making a surprised face .
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November 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
That’s the same face I make every time there’s a new article about Hitler’s testicle.
November 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
You’re deeply unpopular, too.

We deserve better.

What are you going to do about it?
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Nice. 💀
November 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I bet.
November 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM