Dook Yellington - The Duke of Dooks 🦦👑
@weaselzero.bsky.social
A card playing extraordinaire, workout fur, and master of mustelid mayhem living in the craziest of cities! Follow for any weaselly updates!! 38 y/o weez. Definitely NSFW and often very lewd! Enter at thine risk!
I'm not sure...
Google, what is a "fuckboy"?
Google, what is a "fuckboy"?
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I'm not sure...
Google, what is a "fuckboy"?
Google, what is a "fuckboy"?
Did he do the Metal Gear Solid alert sound?
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Did he do the Metal Gear Solid alert sound?
I feel so respected~ 😌
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I feel so respected~ 😌
Yes the pets can be dick~
a purple and orange cartoon dragon with wings is standing in front of a building .
ALT: a purple and orange cartoon dragon with wings is standing in front of a building .
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November 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Yes the pets can be dick~
Can I feed you chocolate and cheeseburgers and give you pets?
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Can I feed you chocolate and cheeseburgers and give you pets?
That's an Injection Fairy Blissey
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
That's an Injection Fairy Blissey
Reposted by Dook Yellington - The Duke of Dooks 🦦👑
If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
I mean.... there MIGHT be a sandwich or something behind the 17 dozen eggs in there...
November 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I mean.... there MIGHT be a sandwich or something behind the 17 dozen eggs in there...
FUCK I knew I shouldn't have used my only master ball on that legendary... Now this Luxray will forever stay in my way...
November 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
FUCK I knew I shouldn't have used my only master ball on that legendary... Now this Luxray will forever stay in my way...
Liam's 'Seasonless Noodle Hours' Saga
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Liam's 'Seasonless Noodle Hours' Saga
NOT what I meant...
a cartoon wolf is wearing a white suit
ALT: a cartoon wolf is wearing a white suit
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November 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
NOT what I meant...
... my god CONTROL YOURSELF, LIAM! 😱
November 8, 2025 at 4:52 AM
... my god CONTROL YOURSELF, LIAM! 😱
Stipny
November 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Stipny
I believe in your potential, fox ❤️
November 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I believe in your potential, fox ❤️
HUGE ARMBS! 💪💪
November 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
HUGE ARMBS! 💪💪
This is very Melos-coded haha
November 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
This is very Melos-coded haha