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WaywardPython
@waywardpython.bsky.social
Ancient Twitch streamer (he/him). Welsh. Doesn’t sound Welsh. Ally (I hope).

Streaming four afternoons a week - survival, souls, roguelike. It’s not “wanks”.

https://twitch.tv/waywardpython
Launched Fortnite for the first time in 100 years, just so I could update my emotes to Xmas ones. (My arm/neck are too bad to actually play.)

OG has vanished and the lobby audio is almost inaudible. What’s going on?
December 3, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Surprise! I’m going a stream again! Can’t do anything very active so I’m trying out the brand new game Organized Inside! #Twitch

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Ageing gamer (he/him). Welshman with English vicar voice. Usually wholesome. Has been called
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November 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I’m back! The arm is just about well enough for me to stream without crying in pain. Probably. Anyway, here’s some #Balatro live on #Twitch

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Ageing gamer (he/him). Welshman with English vicar voice. Usually wholesome. Has been called
twitch.tv
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
There won’t be any streams for a little while as I’ve sustained a shoulder injury. I’ll let you know when I’m good to go again.
October 31, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Time for some #Balatro. I’m still trying to get the last joker and my second E-score. Come and see if I manage either. Live on #Twitch now.

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[UK] [18+] Need an E. And possibly a joker
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October 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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DATHLU HALLOWEEN - A Welsh Charity Event in aid of Ty Hafan and children with life threatening illness.

Streamers in the trailer:
@welshbandicoot.bsky.social
@kingkrazey.bsky.social
JackMurderface
@johnnybeard.bsky.social
LisaParaNorma
@punchitsue.bsky.social
Poke_Snivy
@itsadamactually.bsky.social
October 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Not my home, but I know my way around.
October 27, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Time to play more of the surprisingly difficult #DiceyDungeons #Twitch

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Ageing gamer (he/him). Welshman with English vicar voice. Usually wholesome. Has been called
twitch.tv
October 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Oops, I beat the game for the ninth time. Baga Yaba (not a typo) was the first proper mage build I’ve done. By the end I was barely using melee at all, some of those sorceries are so strong. #EldenRing
October 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Can I get through another #Subnautica #hardcore session without dying? Probably not.

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Ageing gamer (he/him). Welshman with English vicar voice. Usually wholesome. Has been called
twitch.tv
October 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I’m just wondering if I might have had a 1v1 against ex-Prince Andrew in a Fortnite match. I hope I won.
October 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Everybody is making the same joke but I reckon he plays those dumb red blue shooting games that get advertised all the time on Reddit.
sort of curious to know what video games the disgraced royal is playing. is he a big paradox guy or is he just putting 100s of hours into romance visual novels
October 19, 2025 at 9:16 AM
945th attempt at Maliketh.
sort of curious to know what video games the disgraced royal is playing. is he a big paradox guy or is he just putting 100s of hours into romance visual novels
October 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
It’s time for some more #EldenRing #CrowdControl. Spawning in a boss? Halving my HP? Or just making my head huge and turning my skin pink as usual?

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Ageing gamer (he/him). Welshman with English vicar voice. Usually wholesome. Has been called
twitch.tv
October 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Congratulations @shytehawk.bsky.social!
October 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Live now on #Twitch - spicy dungeons! twitch.tv/waywardpython
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[UK] [18+] OK I won't make the same mistake
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October 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Just me platinuming #EldenRing.
October 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
We’re playing more #DiceyDungeons on #Twitch - trying to unlock a new level!

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Ageing gamer (he/him). Welshman with English vicar voice. Usually wholesome. Has been called
twitch.tv
October 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.
October 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Back on #Twitch! Can I finally make proper progress in a #Subnautica hardcore run?

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Ageing gamer (he/him). Welshman with English vicar voice. Usually wholesome. Has been called
twitch.tv
October 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Anyone know how to cancel my subscription to the Spring merchandise site? Trying to abandon my shop but there’s no cancellation option.
October 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Even though I finished #EldenRing again this week, there’s still time for some zany #CrowdControl on the stream!

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[UK] [18+] Crowd Control! Buy your coins now!
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October 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Funny how much of this thread reminds me of Twitch streaming.
The British Podcast Awards featured a strange “glitch” that everyone found amusing; but has interesting implications. Most of the winners were upstairs in the cheap balcony seats, meaning there was a few minutes’ delay on almost EVERY award as the winners went down the back stairs to the stage. >>
October 4, 2025 at 9:28 AM