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Waystar Corncob
@waystarcorncob.bsky.social
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Meme account and podcast about how Succession and I Think You Should Leave are basically the same show
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Happy Sunday Funday! Hope nobody gulps us!
A screenshot of the "Boar on the Floor" scene from Succession. Waystar CEO, Logan, looms over Tom, Greg and Karl as they crawl around the hardwood floor on hands and knees in front of a roaring fireplace in a dark but capacious Hungarian estate. They are oinking like pigs and fighting over sausages at Logan's behest. A caption reads, " Sunday Funday with these pig dicks!"
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Roman used to be a piece of shit. He still is a piece of shit but he used to be too.
A screenshot from the "dangerous nights" sequence from I Think You Should Leave of Tim Robinson walking into Truffoni's in an appropriately douchey outfit and greeting his friends with his arms bent out to his sides. Kieran Culkin's head has been photoshopped onto his body, so it looks like it's Roman Roy from Succession is entering the room. A caption reads, "Hey hey, motherfuckers!"
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Eddington is streaming now, which means it's time for me to repost my Eddington meme. Also, you should watch it if you want to see a bold, cinematic rendering of a Conner O'Malley bit (complimentary)
Galaxy brain meme with the following text: Small brain: The Antifa Super Soldiers are real. Regular brain with some parts lit up: The Antifa Super Soldiers are outside agitators paid for by the data center company. Extremely lit up brain: The Antifa Super Soldiers are figments of Joe Cross's Covid and conspiracy addled imagination. Full galaxy brain: Eddington and Hereditary exist in the same cinematic universe, and the Antifa Super Soldiers were sent by the demon king, Paimon.
November 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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The cats are right.
A cartoon-style drawing of an orange tabby cat pounding on a door and yowling, a bright yellow speech bubble reads, "Abolish All Borders!"
November 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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I'm just banking on the mods not understanding this reference:
A screenshot of Sam Richardson standing in a lush park and speaking while shrugging. A caption reads, "[redacted]."
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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This may be controversial, but...
A mockup of a New York Times opinion column bearing the following text: "NEW YORK TIMES OPINION Binyamin Appelbaum Mamdani isn't the future of the Democrats. This is." Below the text is a screenshot of Bart Harley Jarvis, the bad boy of the Baby of the Year competition featured in the sketch comedy show, I Think You Should Leave. He's a baby dressed in leather biker garb and sitting in a little seat on a stage.
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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A screenshot from Succession of Kendall Roy collapsing in the dirt in a Tuscan village. He's looking downward, his face is twisted in grief. A caption reads, "I don't care if I die at all. Everything has sucked lately!"
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Minnesota nice
Two panels: One: a screenshot from I Think You Should Leave of Tim Robinson in an office setting, the camera showing only his face, which looks intensely dour. A caption reads, "Your wife's rich, so I'm gonna bleed you dry!" Two: a screenshot from Succession of Tom Wambsgans in an office setting in profile from the shoulders up with a genial expression on his face. A caption reads, "Very well, I accept your blackmail."
November 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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For the first time in at least a couple years, I'm somewhat tempted to go back on X just to quote post a bunch of meltdowns with this:
A screenshot of comedian Nathan Fielder from his show Nathan for You looking deadpan and saying, "Are you done having your tantrum?"
November 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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A screenshot of Paul Walter Hauser in I Think You Should Leave, speaking earnestly to a group of guy friends. A caption reads, "I love my aloof wife. She helped me when I freaked out about Jamie Taco."
November 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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The Dangerous Nights Crew has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
A screenshot from the sketch comedy show I Think You Should Leave. Tim Robinson and four other men are dressed douchily and cavorting on a beach at night. Tim is sticking his tongue out wildly and in wild ways and spraying champagne all over, a total champagne job!
November 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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The entire Roy family endorses Andrew Cuomo, however Shiv insists on standing slightly off to the side in the endorsement photo.
A screenshot from the "What It Takes" episode of Succession where the Roy family endorses Presidential candidate Jeryd Mencken at a fancy gala. Logan Roy, Roman Roy, Tom Wambsgans and Shiv Roy are posing for a photo with the candidate in a ridiculously fancy reception hall, however Andrew Cuomo's head is photoshopped onto Jeryd Mencken's body.
November 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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A screenshot of Karl Muller from Succession standing awkwardly in a business suit in a fancy office. He looks kind of nervous. A large, orange caption superimposed on the image reads, "Suffice it to say, Karl's A LOT!"
November 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Happy Sunday Funday!
A screenshot of the "Boar on the Floor" scene from Succession. Waystar CEO, Logan, looms over Tom, Greg and Karl as they crawl around the hardwood floor on hands and knees in front of a roaring fireplace in a dark but capacious Hungarian estate. They are oinking like pigs and fighting over sausages at Logan's behest. A caption reads, " Sunday Funday with these pig dicks!"
November 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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A screenshot from the episode of Succession where Roman accidentally sends a dick pic to his dad, Logan Roy. Logan is shoving a phone across a conference table to Roman with a look of disgust on his face. A caption above him reads, "Why did you send me this? I've seen every cock on the planet!"
November 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Or two...
An illustration of the two contractors from the "Has This Ever Happened to You" sketch from I Think You Should Leave looking real serious and shouting, "IT'S TURBO TIME!"
November 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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The refurbished Lincoln Bathroom:
A screenshot from the pilot of Succession of Kendall Roll freaking out in his father's fancy bathroom and screaming into a bathrobe. Another screenshot of Kendall scattering and stomping on potpourri on the marble bathroom floor. Another shot of Kendall in the bathroom crumpling up and chewing on a Forbes-like magazine.
November 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Happy Halloween and Merry Christmas!
Four panels: 1: a screenshot of The Ghost of Christmas Way Future crashing through a wall in a mech suit from the Night Scrooge Saved Christmas sketch from the show I Think You Should Leave. A caption reads, "KENDALL!!! I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS WAY FUTURE!!!" 2: a "reverse shot," of Kendall Roy from the season 3 finale of Succession. It's a close up on his face as he speaks and a caption reads, "What are you here to show me?" 3: another shot of the mech suited Ghost talking. A caption reads, "Christmas in the year 3050: Skeletrex and his bone brigade have enslaved the human race and we need your help!" 4: another "reverse shot" of Kendall with the caption, "Pass me the fucking shotgun."
October 31, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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A screenshot from Succession of uncle Ewan angrily leaving Thanksgiving festivities. He's standing up and a caption reads, "You know what? I'm bored! This party is officially boring!" A closer shot of Ewan's face as he continues to speak. A caption reads, "I'm bored and you people are very rude!" A wider shot showing Ewan standing next to Roman who's lounging in a chair and replying, "But other than that, you had a nice time?"
October 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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I posted a baseball meme last night, but if you think I'm rooting for a particular team, I just want you to know..
A screenshot from I Think You Should Leave of one of the Baby of the Year judges speaking. A caption reads, "I can promise you that I am spiritually and emotionally and ethically and morally behind whoever wins!" (A quote from Succession)
October 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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A screenshot from the pilot episode of Succession. Roman Roy is taunting a kid playing baseball with a million dollar check. A caption reads, "If you can wrap this up before midnight, I'll give you this check for one million dollars."
October 28, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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It's Sunday Funday, y'all!
A screenshot of the "Boar on the Floor" scene from Succession. Logan looms over Tom, Greg and Karl as they crawl around on the floor, fighting over sausages. A caption reads, " Sunday Funday with these pig dicks!"
October 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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I made a galaxy brain meme about the movie Eddington:
Galaxy brain meme with the following text: Small brain: The Antifa Super Soldiers are real. Regular brain with some parts lit up: The Antifa Super Soldiers are outside agitators paid for by the data center company. Extremely lit up brain: The Antifa Super Soldiers are figments of Joe Cross's Covid and conspiracy addled imagination. Full galaxy brain: Eddington and Hereditary exist in the same cinematic universe, and the Antifa Super Soldiers were sent by the demon king, Paimon.
October 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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"Look, there's a deodorizing poison involved, but it's okay because you're over 60 lbs, Tom."
Three panels: 1. A screenshot from Succession of Shiv Roy and Tom Wambsgans speaking lustily to each other in a low-lit Tuscan villa. Tom says, "Say anything to me." 2. A close up of Shiv emphatically responding, "The Farts isn't a problem anymore." 3. A close-up of Tom with a surprised and slightly pained expression, responding, "Oh."
October 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM