His best friend, a notorious criminal, described him as someone with "not one decent cell in his body."

Makes Teapot Dome look like a... teapot.

In truth, you are the Master of Unintended Consequences.

Like they PLAN. What do you call it when they never consider contingencies and pitfalls...

Oh, yes, toddlers do that. Which is why we give them limited power.

The current plan was Republican. So of course it's going to fall down and hurt people. But that's the beauty of being THINKERS.

_Democrats fix things. Republicans break things._

There's your bumper sticker. You're welcome.

But he’s not playing.

You earn the face you tantrum with.

He was always BIG. It’s the pictures that got small.

I’ve thrown the toast…

It’s the “lick of sense” thing they lack.

Sense dislikes their taste. And avoids them…

She can do heart math!

I knew that face belonged in film noir. But he's trying to forget that life, every day :)

This is a such golden opportunity to use the old Sir Arthur Conan Doyle joke.

Every member of Congress gets a fax:

"Flee at once, all is discovered!"

LOL. Those older boys aren't doing it right, I'm sure they can agree on that.

Nurse Rat-Schitt

On the other hand, MTG was the first R with the spine and the gonads to admit the Empereror is nekkid, and step out as the First Rat off the ship.

This casts a very poor light on the XY pool in that party, but then again, I always refused to date in it.

It's terribly neglected. Like no one cares.