World's largest Cadbury Creme Egg in the news today. Allegedly the giant chocolate egg is 3ft tall, roughly the height of an emperor penguin. This makes for a nice change of pace from Trump's tariffs and the resulting chaos.

Red meat and broccoli are both famously high in iron, for those who don't get the reference. I've been so deficient in the past that the doctors offered me an infusion. I gladly accepted.

I ought to be paying closer attention to these developments. I'm allegedly Catholic, but I don't take religion all that seriously (understatement). Perhaps if I wasn't on the verge of needing an emergency bowel resection I might care more.

American Monarchy. The long-awaited sequel to Chinese Democracy by Guns N' Roses, except this time it's real. George Washington would have worn the crown with more grace.

Imagine swinging one of these bad boys at a landlord's head. The sound it would produce. The satisfaction it would bring.

I'd much rather have Donald Duck occupy the oval office. You're welcome to disagree but I think the United States would be a lot safer with him at the helm. #donaldduck4potus