Wayne J. Clark
@waynejclark.bsky.social
Neurodivergent meme collector. Curious about abstract art, indie film, and amateur photography. Avid reader and part-time library assistant. Kinky. Mental health advocate, gamer, cat lover. Devout socialist.
Some salted peanuts would be good right about now. The problem I have is that I'm supposed to avoid eating too much fibre according to the IBD specialists I've talked to.
April 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Some salted peanuts would be good right about now. The problem I have is that I'm supposed to avoid eating too much fibre according to the IBD specialists I've talked to.
If anybody is getting on your nerves simply tell them you're a pervert and nine times out of ten they'll leave you alone. I've tried it, it works in the majority of cases. It's also true.
April 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
If anybody is getting on your nerves simply tell them you're a pervert and nine times out of ten they'll leave you alone. I've tried it, it works in the majority of cases. It's also true.
Apparently most Americans think capitalism has something to do with freedom even though nothing is free and the less money you make, the fewer choices are available to you. What must it be like to be that ignorant?
April 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Apparently most Americans think capitalism has something to do with freedom even though nothing is free and the less money you make, the fewer choices are available to you. What must it be like to be that ignorant?
I generally refuse to do video calls nowadays. I've had job interviews that took place over Zoom and other video conferencing apps, a webinar here and there. I don't like virtual meetings. Something about not being in the physical presence of the other participants makes me uncomfortable.
April 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I generally refuse to do video calls nowadays. I've had job interviews that took place over Zoom and other video conferencing apps, a webinar here and there. I don't like virtual meetings. Something about not being in the physical presence of the other participants makes me uncomfortable.
TFW a black conservative thinks he's realer than you because you're outspoken about social justice while he goes around defending rapists, calling everything he dislikes "woke" like that word means anything.
April 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
TFW a black conservative thinks he's realer than you because you're outspoken about social justice while he goes around defending rapists, calling everything he dislikes "woke" like that word means anything.
I keep thinking people with the title "Miss" or "Ms" are surgeons because of how many I've been dealing with lately. Not sure how it works elsewhere, but in my country surgeons don't use "Dr" as their title.
April 17, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I keep thinking people with the title "Miss" or "Ms" are surgeons because of how many I've been dealing with lately. Not sure how it works elsewhere, but in my country surgeons don't use "Dr" as their title.
I could never eat offal. It sounds like the word "awful" for a reason. People that can eat the internal organs of an animal without barfing are mentally ill.
April 17, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I could never eat offal. It sounds like the word "awful" for a reason. People that can eat the internal organs of an animal without barfing are mentally ill.
They keep playing Always on My Mind by the Pet Shop Boys. I heard it again on one of the popular radio stations earlier today. As I made clear in a recent post, I think it might be the worst cover of any song by any artist in the history of popular music. It's completely unlistenable.
April 17, 2025 at 6:42 AM
They keep playing Always on My Mind by the Pet Shop Boys. I heard it again on one of the popular radio stations earlier today. As I made clear in a recent post, I think it might be the worst cover of any song by any artist in the history of popular music. It's completely unlistenable.
World's largest Cadbury Creme Egg in the news today. Allegedly the giant chocolate egg is 3ft tall, roughly the height of an emperor penguin. This makes for a nice change of pace from Trump's tariffs and the resulting chaos.
April 17, 2025 at 6:41 AM
World's largest Cadbury Creme Egg in the news today. Allegedly the giant chocolate egg is 3ft tall, roughly the height of an emperor penguin. This makes for a nice change of pace from Trump's tariffs and the resulting chaos.
According to some bona fide geniuses that walk among us, saying that rapists belong in prison makes one a "white knight".
April 17, 2025 at 6:39 AM
According to some bona fide geniuses that walk among us, saying that rapists belong in prison makes one a "white knight".
For those who still haven't caught on, I don't take anything that happens here seriously. Social media is where I go to have fun. I'm very seldom as upset or despondent as I come across. You might as well consider most of what I say online a joke, because it often is just that.
April 17, 2025 at 6:38 AM
For those who still haven't caught on, I don't take anything that happens here seriously. Social media is where I go to have fun. I'm very seldom as upset or despondent as I come across. You might as well consider most of what I say online a joke, because it often is just that.
Russell Brand is guilty. Accept this obvious truth and let go of your illusions about him being the Messiah. Pointing out that the government is corrupt doesn't make him a genius. We all know this. He's clearly got many skeletons in his closet and generally strikes me as a weirdo.
April 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Russell Brand is guilty. Accept this obvious truth and let go of your illusions about him being the Messiah. Pointing out that the government is corrupt doesn't make him a genius. We all know this. He's clearly got many skeletons in his closet and generally strikes me as a weirdo.
The last time I posted something about how neurotypicals are assholes I got jumped on by neurotypicals defending themselves and claiming that they're the ones keeping society running.
April 17, 2025 at 6:35 AM
The last time I posted something about how neurotypicals are assholes I got jumped on by neurotypicals defending themselves and claiming that they're the ones keeping society running.
Meanwhile you have American idiots blaming it on sOcIaLiSm when the fact is I'd already be dead if I lived in the USA. I'd very likely have died back in 2023 when the abscess returned, because I couldn't have footed the bill for the treatment I needed.
April 17, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Meanwhile you have American idiots blaming it on sOcIaLiSm when the fact is I'd already be dead if I lived in the USA. I'd very likely have died back in 2023 when the abscess returned, because I couldn't have footed the bill for the treatment I needed.
I endured five blood tests the other week. I don't know how I'm still alive, and the worst part is nothing has been done about my problem after two whole years. Endlessly observing it isn't helping. I need actual treatment rather than arrogant doctors explaining things to me.
April 17, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I endured five blood tests the other week. I don't know how I'm still alive, and the worst part is nothing has been done about my problem after two whole years. Endlessly observing it isn't helping. I need actual treatment rather than arrogant doctors explaining things to me.
Another generous helping of maltodextrin. The ideal snack if you're shooting for a Darwin Award.
March 30, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Another generous helping of maltodextrin. The ideal snack if you're shooting for a Darwin Award.
Bloodwork, bloodwork and more bloodwork. How much is too much? How little is not enough? I might start drinking blood soon to replenish my supply. Either that or I'll adopt a diet of nothing but red meat and broccoli.
March 30, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Bloodwork, bloodwork and more bloodwork. How much is too much? How little is not enough? I might start drinking blood soon to replenish my supply. Either that or I'll adopt a diet of nothing but red meat and broccoli.
Coffee is both a blessing and a curse. I should lay off it but I always find myself once again consulting with the caffeine gods. It only becomes a serious problem when you accidentally injure your foot from dancing too fast.
March 30, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Coffee is both a blessing and a curse. I should lay off it but I always find myself once again consulting with the caffeine gods. It only becomes a serious problem when you accidentally injure your foot from dancing too fast.
If I seem like a total jerk lately it's because I am one. Not just any jerk but a moody, irritable jerk that complains too much. Once a jerk, always a jerk. Jerktastic! I might go and dig out my old Jerky Boys CDs to celebrate my own jerkhood.
March 30, 2025 at 9:36 AM
If I seem like a total jerk lately it's because I am one. Not just any jerk but a moody, irritable jerk that complains too much. Once a jerk, always a jerk. Jerktastic! I might go and dig out my old Jerky Boys CDs to celebrate my own jerkhood.
The only cover worse than the Pet Shop Boys' version of Always on My Mind is Killing Me Softly by the Fugees. Both are complete garbage and shouldn't have ever been recorded.
March 30, 2025 at 9:35 AM
The only cover worse than the Pet Shop Boys' version of Always on My Mind is Killing Me Softly by the Fugees. Both are complete garbage and shouldn't have ever been recorded.
I'm starting to believe the world would be a better place if most neurotypicals died overnight. All they ever seem to do is judge, bully and exclude those who're different.
March 30, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I'm starting to believe the world would be a better place if most neurotypicals died overnight. All they ever seem to do is judge, bully and exclude those who're different.
Doctors who turn a blind eye to their patients' health needs don't deserve to be called doctors. They should lose their licence and be prosecuted for intentionally giving out bad advice or lying about things that impact the health of patients.
March 30, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Doctors who turn a blind eye to their patients' health needs don't deserve to be called doctors. They should lose their licence and be prosecuted for intentionally giving out bad advice or lying about things that impact the health of patients.
I just found out Pat Mastelotto played drums on I'll Be There for You, the Friends theme song.
March 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I just found out Pat Mastelotto played drums on I'll Be There for You, the Friends theme song.
There have been so many famous people dying lately. Some of them I never knew existed until they died, but saying that feels disrespectful. I don't mean any disrespect. I'm just being honest when I say that I never knew who these people were, they didn't add anything to my life.
March 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
There have been so many famous people dying lately. Some of them I never knew existed until they died, but saying that feels disrespectful. I don't mean any disrespect. I'm just being honest when I say that I never knew who these people were, they didn't add anything to my life.
If the media could please stop referring to people in my age group as "the avocado toast generation" that'd be great.
March 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If the media could please stop referring to people in my age group as "the avocado toast generation" that'd be great.