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warptrain.bsky.social
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Is this not the heaven that has burrowed into your mind, the place you have been yearning for?

im red, nonbinary lesbian, any pronouns

everything i say is legal advice 💯🔨

@stuffedgenius.bsky.social 💘
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my anguish upon hearing panic! at the disco's "sad clown" was immeasurable. not only was the song unpleasant, it also showcased brendon urie's utter lack of clown knowledge. if he held any respect for tomfoolery, he would know that the sad clown is more properly called a pierrot
saw people refuting "50 shades is a rape fantasy" by going "christian grey actually loves consent SO much that he gets her to sign a legal contract" and i just. Is that really the angle we're going with here
December 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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israeli radiohead fans: he's right… what the hell ARE we doing here?

pudding trent reznor: my whole existence is flan

gucci mane pronouncing “hoxhaists”

korean squ

does anybody feel like this is the only universe where they found a way to survive

korean squidward
October 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
gf described me as "literally a Type Of Guy" because i just learned about david bowie through nine inch nails and found out other people have listened to him as well
December 18, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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pink bugs 🩷
December 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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I felt compelled
December 14, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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watching this in public was a huge mistake, oh my god. the fact he's still eating like he isn't being violently thrown around is killing me.
December 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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so wait, do you get worse at football as you get older? it seems to me like you would get better at it since you'd have more time to learn football facts
December 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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i relate to punk rock loser in reverse. i actually am your average punk rock loser and im super tight as opposed to being loose. And im gay and a girl
December 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
[radfem voice] they're taking "whore moans"? sounds preeetty misogynistic to me 🧐
December 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
guy who's always tired: i kinda feel a little tired idk why :/
December 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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a man in a suit is holding a microphone in front of a list of most anticipated games
Alt: Geoff Keighley Hello Neighbor 3
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
wanna have a little drink and play wvw in gw2 but all that's available to me is shots of rum and im not built like that 💔
December 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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I wish i was a prinny drinking 15-25 cans of room temperature beer that my wife awarded me for doing a good job dood
December 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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painting is so hard 😭 but I am cooking
April 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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some electric pokemon ⚡️⚡️
#art #pokemon
December 12, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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dangling feets

#cats
December 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
cant believe clair obscur won best soundtrack off of a 10 second soundbyte
December 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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North America be like
December 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
werthering waves
December 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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From the creators of Soma - Ontos coming 2026
December 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
imagining a prinny listening to viagr aboys (2025) and going god... wish i had room temperature beer... dood...
December 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
bro's just standing there 😂
December 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM