pyuaripilled minjoongcel
@warmpants.bsky.social
Ryan, he/him, 23, philly, bearer of the curse 🔞 books, fanfic, and hockey talk, usually
Find me on the archive: https://archiveofourown.org/users/warmpants
Find me on the archive: https://archiveofourown.org/users/warmpants
The friends to cohabitating pipeline
December 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The friends to cohabitating pipeline
To be fair “feels like heaven / even if there’s not one” does ring very queerly
When bands full of straight men don’t change masculine pronouns in love song covers I imagine them fist bumping each other going yes dude we’ve got our woke points
December 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
To be fair “feels like heaven / even if there’s not one” does ring very queerly
When bands full of straight men don’t change masculine pronouns in love song covers I imagine them fist bumping each other going yes dude we’ve got our woke points
December 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
When bands full of straight men don’t change masculine pronouns in love song covers I imagine them fist bumping each other going yes dude we’ve got our woke points
Whatever man
December 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Whatever man
One of those days
December 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
One of those days
Falling on the ground. Rolling into the gutter. Despondent.
December 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Falling on the ground. Rolling into the gutter. Despondent.
Talked to two straight girl regulars about heated rivalry today. We live in a fujoshi occupied country
December 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Talked to two straight girl regulars about heated rivalry today. We live in a fujoshi occupied country
I think everyone should be fucking mingi. That’s just something that should be happening
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I think everyone should be fucking mingi. That’s just something that should be happening
This guy writes the most bizarre shit but will drop lines like this amidst it at random
December 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
This guy writes the most bizarre shit but will drop lines like this amidst it at random
Enough Takes from me today. I must post a song I’ve been enjoying to keep the peace open.spotify.com/track/0I49aN...
Spring Is Coming With A Strawberry In The Mouth
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December 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Enough Takes from me today. I must post a song I’ve been enjoying to keep the peace open.spotify.com/track/0I49aN...
The scorpio venus Experience
December 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The scorpio venus Experience
Listen like if this is your experience then that’s fine but “people primarily write from the bottom’s POV because they’re women” is kinda misogynistic as hell lmao
December 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Listen like if this is your experience then that’s fine but “people primarily write from the bottom’s POV because they’re women” is kinda misogynistic as hell lmao
Idk maybe I’d feel more strongly about it if I didn’t feel a complete disconnect from the body I was born with but it’s basically like the concept of bottom dysphoria never enters the conversation here much less dudes who deal w/it so I’m just offering my perspective
I want to avoid getting too personal here but also like as a guy who aims to not live his entire life with the sex organs he was born with, I’d rather “guy with a pussy” not be default code for trans guy, you feel
December 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Idk maybe I’d feel more strongly about it if I didn’t feel a complete disconnect from the body I was born with but it’s basically like the concept of bottom dysphoria never enters the conversation here much less dudes who deal w/it so I’m just offering my perspective
When I think about trans rep in pwp what I think is it’s interesting how all these men are clearly on hormones and have beautiful flat chests but still have cunts which they have no issue with anyone touching or fucking for the record
December 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
When I think about trans rep in pwp what I think is it’s interesting how all these men are clearly on hormones and have beautiful flat chests but still have cunts which they have no issue with anyone touching or fucking for the record
I’ve kinda done a 180 on the “stop writing boypussy fic that isn’t about trans guys” thing because I’d rather people admit straight up that what they want to see is their cis faves with a different sex organ than do that same thing while disguising it as half-assed trans “rep”
December 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I’ve kinda done a 180 on the “stop writing boypussy fic that isn’t about trans guys” thing because I’d rather people admit straight up that what they want to see is their cis faves with a different sex organ than do that same thing while disguising it as half-assed trans “rep”
Hongjoong’s one of those city people you can tell is rich because he’s walking around with a dog that 1) he clearly got from a breeder and 2) is half his size, so you know that house has room
December 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Hongjoong’s one of those city people you can tell is rich because he’s walking around with a dog that 1) he clearly got from a breeder and 2) is half his size, so you know that house has room
Rich guy and his designer dog realness lmao
December 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Rich guy and his designer dog realness lmao
Living in part of the US that doesn’t get a lotta snow anymore makes it kinda embarrassing when it does snow like check out my humble three inches of precipitation I say to my friends who live in scandinavia and the midwest
December 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Living in part of the US that doesn’t get a lotta snow anymore makes it kinda embarrassing when it does snow like check out my humble three inches of precipitation I say to my friends who live in scandinavia and the midwest
Woke up this morning tired as hell. Left for work in good spirits regardless. Managed to have the most killingmyself shift ever in half the time a normal shift lasts. Maybe my only saving grace was coming home to leftover potatoes gratin
December 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Woke up this morning tired as hell. Left for work in good spirits regardless. Managed to have the most killingmyself shift ever in half the time a normal shift lasts. Maybe my only saving grace was coming home to leftover potatoes gratin
Reposted by pyuaripilled minjoongcel
13 Dec 2025
December 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
13 Dec 2025
The part in early ep four of HR where they’re juxtaposing them boarding each other and fucking vigorously is basically what I’m trying to get at all the time
December 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The part in early ep four of HR where they’re juxtaposing them boarding each other and fucking vigorously is basically what I’m trying to get at all the time
Relatively warm outside and I have an abundance of soup in my fridge. We’re so up
December 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Relatively warm outside and I have an abundance of soup in my fridge. We’re so up
Reposted by pyuaripilled minjoongcel
Mingi brushing his teeth while massaging hongjoong and hongjoong doesn’t know it’s mingi doing it is some bullshit you could only find in a warmpants fic
December 13, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Mingi brushing his teeth while massaging hongjoong and hongjoong doesn’t know it’s mingi doing it is some bullshit you could only find in a warmpants fic